it's out on torrents so I finna marathon it

he has a point

nevermind

yeah bitch he's 47

based lmao

mc is female joker

all main characters are moving in slow motion

>I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards

Let me guess. The rich guy loses.

it costs 0$ to wipe the mirror

>>212987878 (OP)
It's hard to come up with anything I'd want to watch less.

>>212987950
>>212987987
>>212988086
>>212988444
I need to watch this tonight

hey is this ex fiance of the famous comedian and talk show host Adam Friedland?

>>212987878 (OP)
was gonna ask how there's already a torrent for a flick that's still to hit my local theater in July 31, but apparently this was released back in June

update, director can use subtext

shawty flipped out for no reason

get it twisted, 90% of hags settle down right before they're about to meet their ideal partner

this is like that episode of Community where Abed delivered a baby

this is like that episode of Community where Abed delivered a baby in the background

The trailer for this movie was like a nightmare
>she's a professional matchmaker....but she herself can't find THE ONE
>has 2 guys after her, rich handsome Pedro Pascal, and poor handsome Chris Evans. Quite the dilemma right ladies?
>she herself is middle aged and a smoker

it kinda is
nigga flew to turkey to get his legs broken

>I invested too
>*points at her flat chest*
you got swindled girl

lmao

past lives was kino so i bet this will be too

for 15 minutes movie and dakota's character in particular just turn retarded with the sexual assault subplot

>>212989557
is that comfrey from succession

>>212991246
It is good. The swipes it takes on dating culture, making fun of both men and women (which of course has online feminists mad) mostly land. Pedro Pascal's character being an insecure and rich manlet who can't convince Dakota to give up on her broke white boyfriend was satisfying.

I saw it in the kinoplex, it's the most redpilled movie in recent years.

>>212992381
yeah

>>212992818
>no blacks, no fatties

>>212987878 (OP)
Kino

>waah waah I hate myself
bitch shut the fuck up and choose between the poor hot guy and rich hot guy already

>>212987878 (OP)
Magnet name? I can not find it on 1337.

>>212997057
look harder

>>212997176
>1080p.WEBRip
kek. HDfags are a spiritually raped people. lossless 480p is all you need.

>>212995141
Aka kino

>>212987878 (OP)
I watched it last night and was surprised by how kino it actually is. Shot on actual 35mm film too. You would think it is a "romantic comedy" judging by the poster et cetera, but it is actually a pretty brutal and depressing take on the modern dating scene. Pedro's character gets dumped as soon as she realises that he had leg-lengthening surgery, even though he's living in a $12-million-dollar apartment.