Wow this movie sure is f-ZzzZzzzzZzz

>Woah new Marvel movie! Will Spiderman be in it? Or Captain America? Or Thor? What about Black Panther?

>No, even better, kid! We got Glup Shitto! And Beebee Scrungus! And also Jamrcus Quandarius Dawkins has put down the Hawkman suit and is playing New Captain America! Isn’t that cool!?! And we got GIRL Thor!

>>212989276 (OP)
>>212989374
>watching capeshit in 2025
Grow up manchildren

>>212989374
Also

>half the dialogue is nostalgiafagging about the Avengers
How riveting

I have never fallen asleep watching a movie, even late at night at home. Is it just a saying? Or are there actual crippled retards on this board?

>>212989437
Do they actually call them the avengers or do they refer to them as the green guy and the guy with the hammer like those stupid netflix shows?

>>212989276 (OP)
most overrated capeshit movie ever. You would think it was TDK level by some of the reviews.

>>212989578
Avengers.

>>212989459
Maybe your brain is easily stimulated?

>>212989276 (OP)
I was confused by one thing: do the people swallowed by the darkness come back in the end? Did the little girl who got zapped into darkness actually come back or not?

Same corny ass Whedonesque writing as the 20 million MCU movies before this one. Also that She Hulk can't act.

>>212989276 (OP)
>Hey! Look! A bunch of D list marvel characters that don't even have interesting powers!
>hey... why aren't you excited to see this? It has russian captain america and russian anti-captain america and captain america (+ptsd) and spy-girl 2.0!

MCU movies are on par with Netflix "Original" movies. Less substance than a McDonald's Happy Meal.

Kevin Feige slop

>captain communism
super soldier
>*not* captain america
super soldier
>captain metal arm
super soldier
>black widow but fat
spy (super soldier)
>taskman
master fighter (super soldier)
>ghost
teleporty intangible person

*yawn*

>Sentry FINALLY gets some silver screen exposure
I, an actual comic fan, was stoked as hell to watch this.