Thread 212992510 - /tv/ [Archived: 498 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:23:12 PM No.212992510
matrix
matrix
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Oh yeah, this happened.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:25:28 PM No.212992573
>>212992510 (OP)
>studio threatens to get another director if Wachowski won’t do it
>Wachowski caves and agrees
>proceeds to intentionally destroy the franchise potential of the film by making it super meta and bizarre
Based
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:25:42 PM No.212992580
>>212992510 (OP)
And it was kino. Anyone filtered by this is truly a plebian of the lowest order.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:26:06 PM No.212992596
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:26:52 PM No.212992613
>>212992510 (OP)
No it didnt
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:27:58 PM No.212992652
>>212992510 (OP)
>you now remember RLM shitting on this movie in their "review" but then recommending it at the end because they were too afraid to not recommend a movie made by a tranny
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:32:22 PM No.212992771
file
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>>212992510 (OP)
this convinced me even though I didn't even watch it
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:34:02 PM No.212992821
>>212992613
Covid really fucked with a lot of people's brains. I heard some guy going on about a fifth indiana jones movie where indy is 80 gets paired with a sassy british female. That sounds as stupid as a show about an old captain picard.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:37:41 PM No.212992926
>>212992510 (OP)
no it didn't
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:38:59 PM No.212992969
>>212992771
>IT'S NOT BAD IT'S A SHTICK
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:39:05 PM No.212992973
>>212992652
They aren’t real trannies anyways. They are just two dudes who got sexually hypnotized into thinking being a woman is hot.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:40:30 PM No.212993033
SUPERNATURAL ENCOUNTERS
SUPERNATURAL ENCOUNTERS
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You dont know How the Architect is the Machine son of one of the Old Ones Spawn of Beloved Tilotny
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:40:48 PM No.212993046
>>212992652
no, i don't remember that at all, because i don't think about ecelebs, for i am not mentally ill.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:41:58 PM No.212993087
>>212992973
You just described a large percentage of trannies, albeit it's usually a dude and the "sexual hypnosis" is rape.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:42:32 PM No.212993101
>>212992573
>by making it super meta and bizarre
the joke is he did literally everything the studio asked of her.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:43:25 PM No.212993132
>>212992573
I think it was a David Cameron’s Spider-Man situation. Lana purposefully wrote a bad script because he was mad at the studio. But the execs just said how many zeros do you need in your cheque?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:57:06 PM No.212993569
post the webm of the black guy freaking out
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:29:30 PM No.212994552
>>212992510 (OP)
it wasnt as bad as i expected it to be but the whole idea of a fourth matrix movie is still disgusting to me.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:35:52 PM No.212994729
>>212992973
There’s no such thing as sexual hypnosis, they are gay men that were probably molested as children.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:36:50 PM No.212994763
>>212992510 (OP)
No it didn't!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:02:55 PM No.212995570
>>212992573
The studio is moving ahead with their own movie anyway, all the tranny did was make himself look like even more of a one trick pony hack than he already did.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:04:59 PM No.212995639
>>212992510 (OP)
Matrix 4 filtered so many plebs
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:14:10 PM No.212995884
>>212992573
>Tranny breaks their toys so nobody else can enjoy them
There's nothing admirable about this. Let's be honest, it probably always would have been shit no matter who made it, but if somebody actually tried then there's a small chance it could have been good. We got the only scenario where it was a guaranteed disappointment to everyone. I stopped celebrating pettiness when I grew up.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:55:36 PM No.212996904
>>212993101
>her
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:00:04 AM No.212997000
>>212992510 (OP)
>4 years ago

Jesus Christ
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:05:31 AM No.212997149
>>212992510 (OP)
Could've been worse, completely unnecessary but outside of the dumb meta-remarks it's an enjoyable flick with a dumb and cheesy (positive) ending
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:05:56 AM No.212997161
>>212992573
the first half was meta and bizarre and enjoyable
the second half was exactly what the first half was making fun of so that way exactly zero (0) people can enjoy it
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:07:36 AM No.212997201
>>212995884
It didn’t need a sequel at all. It’s basically an insult to Wachowskis.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:07:36 AM No.212997202
>>212992510 (OP)
still better than Matrix 2 & 3
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:09:04 AM No.212997239
>>212993101
>her
I fucking hate subhuman redditors
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:09:45 AM No.212997259
>that mixxed morpheus/agent smith guy
what the fuck was that
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:14:04 AM No.212997366
>>212992510 (OP)
I still haven't watched this, and I don't think I ever will.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:15:54 AM No.212997404
>>212992510 (OP)
In my headcannon the only movie is the first one. It was left open ended with no sequels on purpose so the viewer is free to imagine that Neo went on to have exciting karate adventures and fuck robots in the ass, and none of the stupid gay shit from the rest of the movies ever happened.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:18:23 AM No.212997468
>>212992510 (OP)
The first act was kino, or at least would have been if we hadn't basically already seen it in the trailer