>30 000 people are chanting your name after a one day festival consisting of the biggest metal bands in the world paying tribute to your legacy.
>You sit on a throne gazing over the crowd
>What a life, thank you
>Dies two weeks later
Bruhs it’s so kino I can’t even process it

I knew it was gonna happen after that within the year, but I didn't expect it so soon.

How's Cobra taking the news?

>>212992722 (OP)
stop shitting up the board with this rubbish, we only need one fucking thread.

>>212992848
what are you gonna do about it pussy

>>212992722 (OP)
ONE LAST RIDE

Wasn't a big fan of his music but I can admit that does sound pretty cool

Wasn't this nigga dead for a decade at least?

>>212992788
he's probably overdosing on booze right now

>>212992722 (OP)
I don't care about Black Sabbath but it is a kino ending

>>212992848
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>212992722 (OP)
not a metalhead but ozzy and black sabbath were kino, this is an appropriate ending.
rip

>>212992925
He's been a walking corpse for 30 years.

he looked like a worn out old tranny

>>212992848
He starred in Little Nicky, which is a certified KINO and one of the best Sandlercore movies, you which fag.

Bob Dylan is next

>>212993566
He's alive?

>>212993780
and making almost 2 hours long albums with 20 min songs

>>212993880
Really that's a damn shame
Then again he hasn't made a good album since Desire 1976

Should have died the next day like a true pro.

>>212993780
And playing like 100 concerts a year as he's done for decades.

>>212992848
You're right. We could have had three fishtank and four made podcast spam threads instead of honoring one of the greatest musicians and reality tv shows of all time. Please anhero you massive petulant FAGGOT

>>212992848
Give it a rest anon, he was one of the most famous people on the planet. You're just gonna have to deal with it for today.

>>212992848
I could pin you down and rape you and you couldn't do anything about it but bleed.

>>212995475
Can I join in ?

>>212995521
of course

>>212992722 (OP)
>gets the jab
>fucking dies

how did they keep him alive long enough?

>>212995013
Jesus Christ fuck off back to your containment board

>>212996052
No.

farewell beer thief

I love Ozzy so damn fucking much. Can't overstate how much his music meant to me as an angsty middle schooler. There is a part of me that has always remained a metalhead.

God bless him. Hail Ozzy.

>>212992848
Who's "we"?

Prince of Darkness goes out as he wants