https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a3LGXCcS-E

>>212995293 (OP)
>2025 movie
>4 main characters
>none of them is a nigger
What the actual fuck?

>>212996130
Sue's baby is black.

>that narration
Why does everyone sound so awful in this movie?

>>212995293 (OP)
love to see it's gonna be another unmitigated disaster.

>>212995293 (OP)
You can tell Feige is panicking...

>>212995293 (OP)
That’s not the first 5 minutes

>>212995293 (OP)
that's not silver surfer fuck the fuck off disney

Incredibles did the Superhero retro-futurism vibe 100x better. This comes off as trying too hard while at the same time not trying hard enough esp with the iMovie old camera filter

>>212995293 (OP)
exposes why gunn was smart to just skip past the start of the plot in Superman. especially when the explanation is just "blah blah, cosmic rays".

>>212996251
No it's not. It's a bad CGI white baby.

>>212995293 (OP)
Why is Reed's shirt sleeve stretching at the chalkboard?

>>212996130
Wokeness was fun, but no more subventions, so they need to make money by themselves this time

>>212995293 (OP)
This has to be missing scenes because otherwise it's edited like shit

>>212996854
because comics were aimed at 12yos in the 1960s.

>>212995293 (OP)
I really hate this retrofuturistic turd, I really hope this does even worse than Captain America BNW, I think it was Peyton Reed who came with this shitty idea.
>B-but they are from the 60s
Just like Spider-Man, Ant Man or Hulk you retard.

>>212995293 (OP)
Everyone's smirking like they rolled up at the gay club ready to CRUISE

>>212995293 (OP)
why are they all so old?

>>212995293 (OP)
>>212997033
the whole movie exudes an air of "aren't we clever for finally working out how to do these AMAZING characters".

Superman mogs this shit so hard is not even funny
The only thing this film beats it is at direction , there are some good shoots other than that i already forgot about the movie lmao.

>>212995293 (OP)
this is retarded

>>212996130
its ok since all 4 are jewish

>>212996130
They literally race-swapped the Thing's voiceover.
And Pedro "white-passing" Gonzales is the beta of betas.
The Torch is as flaming as it gets.

The invisible Karen is literally the leader of the team.

>>212995293 (OP)
Looks good. I don't know if I'll like it more than superman but we'll see. inb4 troon rage

>>212996130
They tried that with the last FF reboot.

>>212995293 (OP)
>Its actually good
>Kino art direction
Woah. This doesnt look like the typical Marvel slop.
So whats the story with this? Its an origin story and their universe gets destroyed by the villain at the end and they escape to emerge into the main MCU universe (as seen at the end of Thunderbolts)?

>>212995293 (OP)
Thought Red Ghost got cut

>>212995293 (OP)
Go woke go broke.

Reed Richards is white, not hispanic.

>>212996976
it's confusing
are they supposed to be the first people into space, but it's 2020s and not the 60s?

>>212998125
he did
only monke made the cut

>>212996976
None of those characters are rooted and closely tied to 60s space age themes though which is the actual primary aesthetic this movie is aiming for.

>>212998222
I've not seen it but Fantastic 4 are in a different dimension. It's not-earth where they developed different. Basically every single marvel movie they have ever done is in it's own universe and now they can just jump between an infinite amount of universes. It's all retarded.

>>212995293 (OP)
>Mark Gatiss
i'm not watching this

>>212998104
yep, pretty much. either that or there was a rumor that the FF actually do beat galactus but in doing so they caused an incursion (because they sent galactus to a different universe) and followed him to try and fix it again. that following ended up being the thunderbolts post credit scene according to that rumored leak.

>>212998304
>Basically every single marvel movie they have ever done is in it's own universe
The fuck are you on about? Thats not true at all.

>>212998104
They ran out of reboot ideas,
so now they outright switch to the end-boss
and gender-swap the shit out of anything resembling a male hero.

Fuck you demon fucking shill demon fuck fucking homo worshipper gay fucking lead gay fucking writers and producers just fucking fag central and you want me to watch your fag shit you fucking demon ok lmao FUCK YOU

They are showing the first five minutes now?
Back then it was trailer countdown; telling people that you are watching trailer for this slop in 5..4.. 3.. 2.. 1; then its the funny 30 second clips and behind the scene, the latter that are (usually) only available in dvd or blu ray release as part of special features; now its just a straight up first five minutes of the movie.
Did they really THAT desperate to drag zoomers and gen alpha audience to theater and beg them to watch their slop? Lolmao

>>212998407
Mindbroken

>>212996130
>no black guys
>just a big dumb orange retard
They cant even satire Trump properly

>>212998304
I know that but it's still weird that it's in "present day" and yet they have futurist stuff but also didn't go to space until recently

>>212998379
According to the loki show, spiderman no way home, and doctor strange 2 yes that is true. X-men and Fantastic Four are not from our world like OG avengers

I still have no idea why they casted a 50yo man as Mr Fantastic

>>212998514
Time Travel and universe crap makes no sense, you just turn your brain off. It's been really bad since they introduced it in end game

>>212998520
>Every single marvel movie
>Damage control it down to a select few thats specifically about different universes

>>212998071
You can't put a black on the team whatsoever

>>212998514
>>212998550
The movie takes place in an alternate reality from ours. This isnt a new concept. How does it not make sense?

>>212998647
Maybe they should have been born human if they wanted to be in movies alongside other humans

>>212996130
The new meta is appealing to latinx since they're the majority.

>>212998655
it creates a disconnect with the viewer

>>212996130
>What the actual fuck?

I mean, obviously this movie is taking place in alternate universe... in an idealize retro-futuristic city they believed could happen in the 50s/60s.... with no niggers or mass migration dragging everyone down.....

...makes sense.

>>212995293 (OP)
Aren't they allowed to film her right side? Really creepy

>>212998686
How?

>>212997244
>They literally race-swapped the Thing's voiceover.
from what to what exactly

>>212998707
I see plenty of blacks

>>212998833
Just the porch monkey types that don't bother anyone.
>as it should be....

>>212995293 (OP)
>opening attempting to look like 16mm film
>shot on digital or IMAX
this makes me seethe so hard JUST SHOOT ON OLD CAMERAS YOU HAVE AN INFINITE BUDGET SHOOT ON OLD CAMERAS FUCK

>>212998804
I wonder if the Thing is going to eat her ass, like he did in "Girls".

>>212998804
Drawn together was right....
>a jewish woman over 40 will literally marry anything

>>212996130
Oh so we are still pretending that Pascal is white or white adjacent. Pascal is the latinigger you fool. If you thought Feige was going to let an all white cast in current year you are crazy. I hate Superman but kudos to Gunn for not raceswapping all the main characters.

>>212998804
from white rock to black rock

>>212998734
Because alternative reality is not real. There are no alternative dimensions. People live and they have a soul and they are made unique. When you break that concept, you don't give a shit about anything.

>>212998655
Because it's all bullshit. Things that are different and similar between the worlds have no rules but what they want to advance the plot. I don't want that pseudoscience, which is far more complicated than they make it sound, in the movie.

>>212999494
You know none of the fictional movies you watch are real, right? Do you get disconnected everytime a fictional character appears onscreen?

>i hate comic book movies!
>time to watch and discuss comic book movies!

At first I thought Reed was trying to kiss a man.

>>212998680
Adam Driver turned it down first

>>212999621
fiction is good when it is believable, the multiverse is not and so people don't' care about the characters

>>212996130
Try again shill. I'm still not watching your capeshit movie.

>>212999530
>but what they want to advance the plot.
>anon discovers what a story is

>>212999782
Enjoy your documentary movies lmao

>>212999808
No it's inconsistent. All the Dr. Strange and Loki variations will have something different between universes except for the plot. Like when Dr. Strange tries to convince another Dr. Strange that he's from another universe by telling about his sister's death. Why would that be the same between the universes? Why are some things so similar but then they will do wild shit like make an Alligator Loki. It makes no sense.

>>212996130
They have a spic now

>>212996130
Pedro Pascal is a hispanic jew. Also the Thing is black-coded like Shrek.

>>212996130
The most important one of them is now a wetback which is honestly worse than fant4stic.

>>212998473
hes not wrong

Gunnsisters.......we lost....

>>213002101
Chud approved confirmed. Will be watching with my family

>>213002101
It unironically mustn't be that bad if he likes it. I wonder what the drink has to say.

>>213002101
did disney finally shell out enough cash to get nerdrotic on their side?

>>213002373
>Gunnkek already sweating

>>212995293 (OP)
I kind of hate the cast but I have to admit the tone and production design here are cool and make it feel like an old comic. I am a huge sucker for midcentury stuff though

>>212996817
>CGI baby
why is this becoming increasingly more common
it's jarring as fuck
just pay some parents to use their 3 month old baby, no one cares if it isn't a just-born baby

>>213002101
>Of all these shits this one is the least shitty

looks soulless compared to pic related

>>212995293 (OP)
i ain't watching that

>>213003270
>Gunnpedo
>Soul
Kek

>>212996130
Senor fantaspic is even worse

>>212995293 (OP)
Jesus Marvel is getting scared, I actually checked my First Steps party in a very big city and its not even sold out yet, 80% with two days to go TBF but old Marvel that is sold entirely out in 48 hours.

>>213003270
They're all souless trash made by jeet cgi.

>>213004349
Because audience goers are not going to blindly go to an opening movie on a weeknight. They would rather wait for a weekend or wait to see what youtube reviewers say because they don't trust the critics and early reactions anymore.

>>213003270
This. Corenswet's superman has more presence and charisma than the 4 of those bozos combined. Fantastic four? More like fantastic BORE!

A Fantastic Four movie? Must be a year ending in 5.

>>212995293 (OP)
Just the thing to bring in the 70-somethings.

>>212998071
I don't know why they keep trying to make the Fantastic 4 work, it's never going to happen.

the fire guy is gay tho right

Is this Earth-616?

>>212996130
most of people in chile are brown, so we can count pedro there.

>>212999107
Perry White was a nigger

>>212996854
Reed invents a material which can work with the powers of the F4. This is used to explain costumes for several heroes over the years which the F4 helped create.

>>213006146
They are actors. They are all gay.

>>212996251
Russian coded

racism aside pedro is cool im glad we got a cool guy as richard rather than some nerdy unimposing twig. vanessa kirby is ok as sue. my only problem is that johnny storm isn't chad enough and the thing looks worse than the old movie.

zero hype for this
mcu is over

This actually looks good. Thats a good way to an orgins without bogging down the film. Superman should've done this.

>>212996761
Gunn only did that so he could do that dogshit twist.

>>212997092
they went for a bland tone of mock 50s/space age commercials or nostalgia. Blast for the Past, Pleasantville did this rose-tinted thing too. MCU just throw budget + CGI at it. And faux pathos of superhero struggles. The problem is casting a bunch of people with NO connection to American cultural identity that'd even GAF about the 50s. None of these actors are into "american exceptionalism" of that era. Paycheck gigs are cynical + smarmy.

just got back from watching ama

>>212995293 (OP)
Absolutely brvtal

>>213007539
>pedro is cool im glad we got a cool guy as richard rather than some nerdy unimposing twig. vanessa kirby is ok as sue.
retarded faggot

>>212996130
Even worse they are gay mutts

>>212998246
that's so weird
you have John Malkovich but you cut him and use a cgi monke instead?

where is the leak?

>>213009933
whole plot in here >>213007413

>>212999107
For that reason I didn't say "all 4 of them white" I just said there's no nigger.

>>213009440

>>212995293 (OP)
>that last voice you just heard is from my brother Jonathan Storm, and ladies he is very single
Ewww wtf is this slop. Johnny storm doesn't need help from his hag sister to pick up chicks

>>213010206
Feige's Marvel

>>213010339
Yea I can see he wants to make every male character as effeminate and emasculated as him.
James Gunn is also pretty limp wristed, why are these old queens in charge of comic book movies?

this movie is coming out off the back of a lot of revived goodwill for comicshit because of normies loving the superman movie. it will be funny if its a different style and they feel hate toward it because of being jerked a different way from what they just got on board with

LMAO THEY DON'T EVEN SHOW HIS FACE