>movie where the protagonist remains unrealistically optimistic against all odds

>>213000686 (OP)
Adam's Apples
Ine of the best Mads kinos

>earring
>labubu on his belt
>makeup
>overdone eyebrows
>manicured beard

What kind of straight woman is even into this?

If I weren't poor I'd get leg surgery

>>213000767
my guess is it's an ftm tranny, very typical look for them

>>213000686 (OP)
Can't stand retards holding those clip on microphones. Everyone in that webm should be gassed.

>>213000771
If you're going in for surgery and they're breaking out the sledgehammers then something has gone very wrong in your life

>>213000686 (OP)
dont mind these bitches, short kings
i'm 6 ft and handsome and i can barely speak to women.
My best friend is 5'7'' and has a wife and 2 children.

>>213000864
Has to be. No legit man is going to tick that many boxes, and a gay man would never be caught dead in those pants. Those fucking jeans alone are a deadringer of a woman.

>>213000686 (OP)
>5'8, norwood 5, 29 year old EU chud
>managed to bag a 17 year old baddie
Don't give up, fellas. Just be yourself.

>>213000896
this

if you're autistic it's over. no height or looks will help you

>>213000767
I fucking hate "men" like this. You can tell they try to rock the shaved head, and the beard, AND the ink, AND etc. because they honestly believe it will all mask how fucking cowed and fruity they actually are at their core.

If he wasn't just so innately a fucking softboy faggot (and perhaps a little taller yeah,) he'd have no issue pulling girls like the one currently and rightly dissing his pussy ass

You can tell he talks with that pinchyballs, nasally nerd voice too and there isn't even any sound

>>213000771
Nigga if I was wealthy I would give even less fucks about being physically attractive to femoids.

>>213000767
tbqh he looks gay. could not look more gay actually.

maybe he can go for some passport wife idk

>>213000771
Why? You will still never be an Honorary White

>>213000896
>>213001024
The guy in the OP looks like he's 5'4 or something.

>>213000771
this won't do shit since you'll just end up looking freakish

manlets always have a short torso so they'll look like they're walking on stilts or something.
for instance bernthal here claims he's 5'11 yet he has dwarf proportions.
extending his legs 5 inches won't do shit since he still have dwarf proportions in the upper body
I wouldn't put him past 5'6 or something

>>213001024
How? Through friends?

>/tv/ - Television & Film

>>213001141
I’m 5 ft 6 and I’ve landed multiple cute gfs. It’s just a numbers game.

>>213000686 (OP)
Take that dumb thing off your belt , yeah women are superficial whores , but you have to at least put in some effort to look masculine

>>213000686 (OP)
>>213000771
>Women want a tall man, 6 figure income, owns his own property, has his own business
>Men want a virgin, no tattoos, no piercings

Ain't never gonna work.

>>213001249
But you're not a sassy bald ftm.

>>213000686 (OP)

In my experience these types of guys end up with a second generation asian-american woman.

>>213000686 (OP)
How much did they pay him for this humiliation?

incel threads are made and bumped by jews
>yes goy it's over goy give up goy do not even TRY to help the white race IT'S OVER IT'S OVER GOY YESSSSSSSSSS

>browncel demoralisation clip

Do we really need another jeetcel/changcel thread

>>213000864
this. you nailed it anon. i rarely see men like this. and when i do. it ends up being ftm.

>>213000771
>have to spend a year in bed plus another year learning how to walk again plus another year doing leg strengthening exercies
>all while having a big chance to live with crippling pain for the rest of your life or simply never walk again

>>213000771
You know how women want to sew on a sausage and pretend it's a dick? That's this same thing and works just as well

How could he not know he'd be humiliated?

>>213001024

>>213000686 (OP)
>And I have a six foot aura too
>That's great
lol, like kid telling their parents they're Superman and their parents being like "of course you are"

>>213000771
Wonder how well that ages. 60-70s probably going to result in broken legs that never heal right

His joke was fine, be polite instead of gritting your teeth under a forced smile. That's YOUR out from the situation, you dumb bimbo.

>>213000686 (OP)
Im bald but im slim, tall and scruffy, thank god.

>>213001778
why is she allowed to be heightphobic? she should be canceled. LGBTQH

>>213000686 (OP)
kek, he was trying to jestermaxx

>dad is 6ft4
>older brother is a 6ft7 freak
>mom is a 5ft7 dwarf
>I ended up 5ft11

I wonder what went wrong at a genetic level, I assume I pulled height from my mom's side of the family, they're all shorter people
Growing up with two giants around me made me used to getting heightmogged at least

What keeps you alive is a survival thriller with lesbians.

>>213000686 (OP)
>just be confident and funny, bro

Everyone has a chance but you need to find your angle and audience.

>>213000686 (OP)
>tattoos