Have you ever been kicked out of a movie theater, /tv/?

No. Almost got into a fight with a guy because his kid was running around the theater making noise, likely cause he was bored and didn't want to be there.

>>213004942 (OP)
no. I can visualize a red apple spinning with my imagination so that's probably related

I snuck food into the 1999 premier of Star Wars Episode I. I dropped a glass Snapple bottle on the floor and it rolled down the concrete steps banging loudly on each step until it finally smashed on the metal leg of a seat. The usher came in and looked around impotently but couldn't tell who did it. I got away with everything.

>>213004942 (OP)
Tried and failed to do the old popcorn trick a few years back with a girl on a second date but ended up snicking the edge of my cock on the serrated popcorn bag paper and that plus the salt and butter seeping into the wound caused me to scream in pain and thrash around in my seat, which eventually led to my arrest later that night after an ambulance was called. Thankful not to be on the registry honestly.

yeah just did last night for not having my id on me for superman and got kicked out not even an hour into the movie... anyways i got a free ticket for f4 so it wasnt a complete loss in the end

I went to see Spiderman No Way Home completely fucking drunk and started groping the thigh of the girl sitting next to me and they called the cops on me. The cops were grilling me in the lobby as the audience let out and everyone was staring at me. I got out of it because I was so drunk that they just accepted I didn't know what I was doing. I went to see it again later and realized the first time I'd hallucinated scenes that weren't in it.

>>213006283
Been to the point of barely making it out the theater on 2 legs a few times, never been caught. Living within walking distance of a movie theater was a blessing. Will give you points though for trying to score, even sloshed i wouldn't have the balls for that.

>>213006393
I would undoubtedly still be a virgin if it wasn't for alcohol. It causes me as much anguish as it does pleasure, but I'd undoubtedly be in an even worse spot now without it.
That was not even close to the only time I've had the cops called on me for being drunk in a movie theater. I've woken up in empty auditoriums at 3am more times than I can count.

>>213006606
My sperginess transcends even alcohol for better or worse. Not even booze could keep me from wizard-hood.

>>213004942 (OP)
yeah. for wanking it to My Dinner With Andre

>>213005128
There’s no way this happened.

>>213006433
>while his aide went to get the care to take them home
makes no damn sense
why not just walk to the car with him