Can somebody run the numbers on Einhorn's cock? - /tv/ (#213005806) [Archived: 504 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:02:18 AM No.213005806
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We have to be talking at least 8 inches flaccid.

When I was a kid I was super confused by this scene I thought she shit herself.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:05:24 AM No.213005864
>>213005806 (OP)
"She" had a HUGE cock. That was the joke.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:06:18 AM No.213005879
I too saw this scene and assumed it was shid in the panties.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:07:40 AM No.213005903
>>213005879
>>213005806 (OP)
So I wasn't alone.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:08:06 AM No.213005913
when I saw this scene I just assumed he was tucking it; that's why his balls are back there as well
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:09:00 AM No.213005929
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>>213005806 (OP)
>Einhornโ€™s big juicy cock!! Omg yes!!!!
>cries and does pray hands at the sky
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:11:18 AM No.213005965
>>213005806 (OP)
It's an unrealistic tuck job. Every tranny and crossdresser would love to have a tuck job like that but it isn't feasible.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:14:53 AM No.213006046
the tuck was so unrealistic that my first though as a kid was that he just had his dick surgically transplanted from his crotch to his butt. I just assumed that was how they all did it IRL too
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:15:57 AM No.213006066
>>213005913
I was 8. I had no idea what tucking was. The only time I'd seen trannies on tv was Crocodile Dundee and Monty Python.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:18:01 AM No.213006110
>>213005913
Tucking it so that it is touching her tailbone? Its an unrealistic dick size
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:21:12 AM No.213006173
>>213005879
i wanted to fit in with the grown ups so laughed and thought he shidded. I'm glad i didn't ask my mom about that meaty transcock

i miss when a tranny was so outlandish it was mocked as a comedy punchline
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:21:46 AM No.213006182
>>213006046
This right here.
There was a Jerky Boys prank where Johnny is playing a gay guy calling up for surgeries and he says "I'm thinking about getting my penis moved to the back of my ass", so I assumed it was just a real thing.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:27:17 AM No.213006301
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9 and a half inches soft.

Einhorn had possibly the biggest cock in the history of fiction. 15 inches erect. They say that's why she missed the kick. Got distracted by her cock falling out of her jockstrap. Same thing happens to Big B when he's playing basketball.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:28:19 AM No.213006320
>>213006301
Thanks anon im glad somebody is able to stay on topic
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:29:07 AM No.213007428
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>>213005806 (OP)
When I was a kid I thought she shat herself.
Never got what the plot was about lol