So yeah, this happened.

Can't believe I read all these books. They were so trash

>>213008949
My favorite book series, go fuck yourself.

>ywn assist a vampire

>diarrhea shit coming out of pants leg

>>213008888 (OP)
>that guy copy and pasted in way in the bottom left corner
kek

>Sabriel and Edge Chronicles remain unmolested
Feels good, man

>>213008888 (OP)
unless salma hayek is the love interest for the teen, i shant be watching

>>213008888 (OP)
>checked
Never watched it. How bad did they fuck the books up?

>>213010232
Mr Crepsley is the comic relief

>>213008888 (OP)
>women with beards are freaks
Problematic

>>213008888 (OP)
Girls had Twilight.
Boys had these books.

>>213010232
They raped them. They raped them to death. The movie is diabolically horrible.

>>213011009
this

When was it that you went from hoping your childhood series would get adapted to hoping it would remain undetected?

All I remember from this was that his love interest was a monkey girl with feet hands