>you will never do this with a girl
Why even live bros?

>>213008894 (OP)
I could if I tried

>>213008894 (OP)
If you want to feel good you can just workout and live in a perpetual adrenaline rush, sure it would feel blissful to have sex but you were put on earth to do great things and change the world. Carving sensuality and bliss as a grown ass man is nothing short of gay, you need to do great works as a man not just have endless sex. Also going celibate is definetly a good option if you're bound to die a virgin. No dont pay for it. I mean stop porn and masturbation COMPLETELY. Your only option if you want to be happy.

>>213008894 (OP)
this is what i wanted my ex to do but that stupid bitch hated everything but prone bone.

>>213008894 (OP)
i did and now i am suffering the consecuences

Done that a lot.

Just get it over with and then you can take or leave it

>>213008894 (OP)
true I wont
good thing cancer is finally killing me so I don't have to

>>213008948
Very good advice

>>213008894 (OP)
You need to follow the natural order of things and die a virgin if
You have a small chin jaw
You're balding
You're short
You're autistic
If you don't have any of these and still can't get laid, it's your fault and you might actually be able to get the pussy

>>213008894 (OP)
Is she the most reaction memed pornstar ever? Expressive face.

JAVs are so much better it's not even close

>>213008894 (OP)
I did, but it got rather boring after about half a year of daily sex. I realized I had more fun just jerking off to hentai.
And mind you we've tried all positions and explored shit thoroughly. It gets boring sooner or later.

>>213008993
Cringey overacting shit. Only slop brained broccoli headed fucks would find that cringe shit sexy. Just like that hentai face shit.

>>213008894 (OP)
I did that a lot during my early adulthood and 20s. Now I can't be bothered chasing women for sex and barely leave the house.

Didn't do that specific position
I see her soon so perhaps I will

>>213008979
2/4 and not a virgin but I haven't had sex in over 5 years so I may as well be

>>213009045
Cope

>>213009018
>JAV actors act better than their actual tv drama and movie actors
Japan is a funny place

Squatfucking is so good. My crazy ex would do it all the time. I miss it.

>>213008894 (OP)
That's dangerous. If it slips out the bitch will come down on your dick and fold it over on itself.

>>213009080
most sex injuries happen during cowgirl/reverse cowgirl. so you might be right

>>213009074
Yeah you are Zoom Zoom. You fucks don't have an authentic bone in your frail little soulless bodies. Can't fucking do anything right including having sex.

>>213008894 (OP)
I don't get it, if you want to optimize for having sex with a hot girl, you can literally just hire an escort and do precisely that. It's like a week of minimum wage, if that. you probably already have enough savings or can just sell some shit and get it within the next day.

Tons of ugly couples out there.
Your standards are too high or you don't actually want this.

>>213009045
>Broccoli headed fucks
I am pretty sure that this demographic watches exclusively gay shit.

>>213008979
>Short
>Balding
>Still get laid well and often
No complaints.

>>213008894 (OP)