kek it do be like that

>>213011264 (OP)
I watch 'The Lady Vanishes' and 'The 400 Blows' for the first time last weekend. I think they would be perfectly palatable to anyone who isn't braindead. People fear the reputation of old movies, but in reality they were made to be watchable.

>>213011264 (OP)
there's more to classic hollywood than welles and 'cock. take a gander at some of these;

https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/list/the-top-50-movies-of-the-1950s/

>>213011411
under no circumstances am i opening a redditboxd link

>>213011264 (OP)
>publishes a webcomic proudly displaying his poor theory of mind

That comic is right though. Alcohol always tastes bad and beer does taste kind of bad because of that.

I've found so many great movies pre-1950 it's fucking unreal. Get some taste GIGAFAGGOT

>>213011264 (OP)
Accurate and therefore triggering.

>>213011448
its an edit you tard the og is about beer, and he's still wrong, beer is fucking great

>>213011264 (OP)
My opinion exactly. The people who think like this can probably only watch these movies in groups of friends on discord, or alone after two beers.

>>213011520
Beer barely tastes of alcohol you tard.

>>213011264 (OP)
If you can't be entertained by a Laurel&Hardy movie you are no human being.

>>213011264 (OP)
That isn't really an indictment of old culture its an indictment of pop culture, take the most profitable most widely distributed entertainment from any era and it will seem like shit.

>>213011771
sorry

>>213011771
Because it barely has alcohol. Still enough to make it taste kind of bad though.

>>213011803
Yeah who the hell could enjoy Ben Hur? lol.

>>213011835
Maybe you just have shitty taste, dunno I find a hint of alcohol a pleasant addition as it not just varies the taste but also the texture making a drink feel colder than it really is.
Also getting a buzz is fun.

>>213011865
>Also getting a buzz is fun.
Good point

>ITS NOT MY FAULT I DONT LIKE BEER! EVERYONE IS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE IT
Why didnt he just say that he doesnt like it himself? Is it some soi shit that hes upset he doesnt fit in with the majority view?

>>213011715
I see you're doubling down.

>>213011904
Accusing others of lying about their true beliefs and motives is indeed a very common behavioral trait of those people.

>>213011520
based and true
the only alcohol that tastes good are cocktails and that's because of the sugar

>>213011865
The buzz is the point. Otherwise nobody would drink beer. However there are far better ways to get buzzed.

Cocktails have infinitely more variety, taste better and have a higher alcohol content. Beer tastes kind of bad, has estrogen, makes you smell and you have to piss every 30 minutes.

>>213011972
Also, it does not matter what the beer is, you're just plain cooler when you're holding a lowball glass half full of brown liquor.

>>213011904
Nobody drinks beer because it taste good, only to get drunk.

>>213011999
Beer has many different tastes

>>213011846
Retirees.

>>213011972
Good points.

>>213011972
>has estrogen
so does most things you would eat in a healthy diet

>>213012010
Just about every one of them bad.

>>213012018
I didn't need convincing to eat like shit, but OK.

>>213012018
but not the levels of xenoestrogenic of roundup glyphosphate

>all beers taste bad and all old movies watch bad

>>213011972
Beerfags BTFO

>>213012039
those aren't even real words

>>213011972
Nigger I drink alcohol free beer all the time if I have to drive. Maybe your countries beer is bad whatevs.

>>213012071
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but that's dishwater.

>>213012071
>I drink alcohol free beer all the time

>>213011999
nobody on earth has ever drunk beer too get drunk, you might as well try to get drunk by using mouthwash for 6 hours

>>213012066
>real words
Xenoestrogen refers to synthetic ‘foreign’ chemical compounds that mimic the effects of excess estrogen in the human body.

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenoestrogen

Glyphosate is the poison in Round-Up weed killer. This carcinogenic pesticide is present in beer and win at relatively extreme levels.

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyphosate

>>213011972
>has estrogen
So does cow's milk and the majority of ground beef.
They inject them with it and it stays in the system.
If you're actually serious about xeno estrogen you'll have to cut cow product from your diet.

>>213012127
Explain the existence of this, then?

>>213012148
ok nerd, don’t drink the beer. fuck

>>213012354
>4.2% abv
you would get drunk quicker by drinking the average irish guy's piss, and it would taste better

>>213012418
I wouldn't drink that shit either, but people do.

>>213012012
The joke was everyone can. Retard

>>213012332
>So does cow's milk and the majority of ground beef.
Even more reason to not consume any more.

>>213012509
The reality is that nobody except retirees actually do. Retiree.

>>213012527
You won't have to worry about that anyway now that WEF is distributing ticks all over the planet that make people allergic to beef products.

>>213012596
>WEF is distributing ticks all over the planet that make people allergic to beef products
based

>>213011972
I was gonna disagree with you until you mentioned cocktails and you are absolutely right, cocktails are fucking amazing and beer does sort of suck if it isn't a Stout or Dark Ale

Yes, yes. The things we put out are better than everything in the last hundreds of years combined. And btw you live in the best country and situation ever. So vote for us ;)

>>213012127
Are you actually retarded anon

>>213011264 (OP)
Pretty much all old movies I have watched I have liked...

>>213012587
Ok brown

>>213011972
Originally the point of beer was that you got dysentery from drinking water, so you drank the beer or shat to death.

>>213011989
>>213012676
Beards. Bacon. Bourbon.

>>213011999
>>213012038
Ok so am I right then? Do you feel uncomfortable that your view on beer doesnt conform with the majorities? You can just say you dont like the taste you dont have to make these weird statements like
>no one has ever drank beer because they like the taste
I rarely drink these days and when I do I'll have 1 or 2 beers for the taste.

>>213012926
That is totally how the youth of today talk, good job blending in gramps.

>>213013334
>Do you feel uncomfortable that your view on beer doesnt conform with the majorities?
Are you sure about that? Beer's major selling point is and always has been because it gets you fucked up. Only weirds enjoy it for the taste.

>>213012949
Not really, people just liked it. Some rulers even had to create laws to prevent their peasants from using too much grain for beer.

>>213013463
>I don't enjoy it so everybody who does must be weird.

Whatevs autismo

>>213011264 (OP)
I hate this fucking strip, on par with the original "let people enjoy things" one

>>213012949
This is an utter meme that has no basis on reality.

>>213013362
Yeah whatever you say wog

>>213012071
>I drink alcohol free beer
This a new level of Amerifaggot I wasn't even aware of.

>>213011448
>autist lacks theory of mind
also in: water wet

>>213011264 (OP)
I like that years later, after having the joke explained, /tv/ is still literally too stupid to understand the joke.
It's not saying beer tastes bad and we're all pretending. It's making fun of hipster autists who can't understand that other people actually like mainstream things

>>213011520
>The nerdy incel doesn't like alcohol
Or sports, or bars or social situations I'm guessing. What a surprise.

>>213011448
Nobody actually likes beer

>>213011264 (OP)
Nearly every normie topic these comics try to tackle come off as cringe. The dude just needs to stick to what he knows -- maths, science, lotr, shit like that.

>>213011264 (OP)
Love these threads. Always gets /tv/ seething because they can't into theory of mind and because truth nvkes are incompatible with their hivemind takes

>>213014964
I too use Twitter

>>213014692
This. Anyone who cries about the taste of alcohol doesn't drink. What about wine? Plum wine? Soju? Cider? Mead? They dont mention these things because theyre just fags who had one sip of cheap beer or vodka and decided they were smarter and had better taste than the untold billions of drinkers throughout human history. Even hard liquor tastes good after you drink enough.

>>213011520
It can taste good but it also makes you a skinnyfat tired lazy retard.

>>213014679
I'd be willing to believe it if it wasn't xkcd, he's spent more than a decade now doing this doodle webcomic about pop science, I just can't imagine him not being a twat. I'd hunt down the one of him owning a conspiratard or other ones where he makes up situations to own people he doesn't like if I could tell any difference between his doodles

I quit drinking for health reasons recently. I drank every single day so I figured I'd be getting some kind of symptom but there's literally nothing. I don't even want any anymore, which is weird because I liked it so much just a few months ago.

>>213015302
Based!

>>213011264 (OP)
You guys make fun of this retard for his
>people are just pretending to like what I don't
logic, but then will turn around and claim any thread about things you don't like are obviously just shills.

>>213015345
Obligatory who paid you to make this post post.

>>213015257
But that's the point. When he's trying to own people he doesn't like he makes it explicitly clear how dumb they are.
In this comic the only dumbass is the guy who doesn't like beer who can't comprehend that people have different opinions from him. The beer-liker is portrayed as completely normal and rational.

>>213011904
he's clearly displaying himself as the stubborn retard, it's a self-deprecating joke you autists

It's another "Americans fighting over a webcomic" episode.
Think I'll skip this one.

>>213015345
You act like there aren't legitmate shills here though. They are paid to flood the board with 50+ threads an hour during the release week of any new movie/show. The jannies are on board with it or they would cull it to a General as it's literally against the rules of spamming flooding. But they just ban you for reporting it.

>>213015613
the only guy with >80 iq itt

>>213015681
there aren't

Perpetually outraged christcuck /pol/ tourists seriously ruined this site.

>>213014692
>>213015097
See: >>213011972

>>213017165
Fucking kill yourself you embarrassing attentionwhore.

>>213011771
>>213011835
You meant it BARLEY has any alcohol.

Holy shit what a retard
XD

>nobody posted it yet
ok

>>213017315
I see you, carlos

>>213014765
Drink a pilsner.

>>213011520
Whiskey tastes good

>>213017538
>>213017573
um... what's the joke?

>>213017573
He's right

>>213015510
>>213015527
Is this your first xkcd comic?

>>213011264 (OP)
>young and dumb person finds old things boring
this has never happened before in all of human history.

>>213011264 (OP)
What the heck is the cutoff for old movie- wait this is bait

>>213011972
Funny you should talk about estrogen because only a bitch would worry about what other people drink

>>213018995
1997