Unexpected kino Thread

>>213014171 (OP)
I just watched this the other night and it was surprisingly entertaining

It was credits where i found out this was Orlando Bloom and not Luke Evans lol

>with Ian McShane and Sean Bean
Yup, I know what I'll be watching tonight.

Bloom's delivery and comedic timing was god tier

>>213014171 (OP)
Does she wear tight clothes and are there a good amount of ass shots?

I saw the twist coming from a mile away but it’s still fun

>>213014171 (OP)
My parents suggested this movie to me yesterday. They told me it was good but I was already sold as soon as I heard BDH's ass was in it.

>>213014171 (OP)

Hmmm there is a muslim there... does he do muslim things or try to portray him as a dindu nuffin?

>>213014376
agreed

>>213014393
This question needs answering.

am I going schizo or is this a genuine shill thread
These replies don't seem authentic

>>213014561
this board is so raped by /pol/ that any positive feedback about the movie or a show looks unnatural here

>>213014561
Yeah it really sounds like just bots replying to each other, it's kind of scary isnt it?

>>213014596
Correct, that's why I was genuinely asking

>>213014645
it's a legit good movie

>>213014171 (OP)
Strange Darling

>>213014645
He's saying you're a schizo /pol/ boy. People are allowed to like things.

>>213014171 (OP)
Hilarious film. Stupid, but funny.
I really like that it leaned into its premise. I think of comedy crime films like Love Hurts or Novocaine of recent, where they use their dumb premise to provide a stupidly generic film that's basically a mad-libs of occasionally referencing the premise to justify the film's existence. Compare that to this where every scene is about how they're Improv actors and the entire thing is elevated so much because of it.
Absolutely recommend.

>>213014715
That's not even really the issue
It's the way that like was expressed. It does not read as genuine.
>>213014452
>>213014332
I do not believe these are real. I could be wrong.

>>213014749
you need help

>>213014561
I have no idea. But I liked it.
It's not high art. The story is lazy at best. But the story's really just an excuse for the characters. Bloom especially is great. I could watch an entire film of just him. Dalls Howard works as the "straight man" of the group. Nick Mohammad plays the exact same character he plays in everything but it works quite well given the context.

>>213014766
no shit anon look where I am.

>>213014749
you’re a schizo
>surprisingly entertaining
>dumb but fun
ARE THESE SHILLS?! ARE YOU SHILLS?!? AM I A SHILL?!! unironically touch grass and then kys because you’re bringing the whole board down

>>213014171 (OP)
Bryce really looks like a British mumsnet poster in this

>>213014797
we’re all a little retarded but you take the cake. learn to enjoy things jfc

>>213014749
I made the BDH ass post. I'm real, don't know about the other post.

Sonoya Mizuno is like Kid Cudi. Randomly popping in movies and shows

>>213014826
No, I don't think I will. I think I will post even more just to upset you. Or whatever LLM you're running on.

>>213014922
why are you even on /tv/ board?

>>213015019
It's my home, of course

>>213014171 (OP)
>these are supposed to be two different movies
lol

BDH? More like BPD amirite?

>>213016733
forgot pic

bump

>>213016687
>ai gets confused by similar cover art of 2 films that share no other similarities

>>213017412
it's the same bullshit bezos

>>213017412
they both star paddy considine