Thread 213014272 - /tv/ [Archived: 344 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:18:46 PM No.213014272
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>No multiverse (Reed believes the multiverse exist but that's it)
>No crazy cameos
>Main plot point spoiled in the trailer (Galactus wants Franklin in exchange for Earth)
>No connection to Thunderbolts

Honestly why do we even bother here. Safest bet on the planet. Marvel is really saving it for the Avengers but in turn gives us nothingburger movie

But it's not a bad movie tho. Superman way better still
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:19:53 PM No.213014296
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>still shilling superman after it became irrelevant
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:20:43 PM No.213014312
>>213014272 (OP)
>Reed Spicard
It would be a no for me doe
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:22:27 PM No.213014329
>>213014296
>Comparing movies with the same genre released in the same month is bad
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:28:09 PM No.213014411
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>>213014272 (OP)
>Superman way better still
>way better
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:28:48 PM No.213014430
>>213014411
Watch F4 lol

You'll agree with me
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:29:21 PM No.213014442
>>213014272 (OP)
Sounds like a good condensed movie for me
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:30:46 PM No.213014469
>>213014430
I did. There is nothing "way better" about it.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:31:09 PM No.213014476
>>213014272 (OP)
>No multiverse
good
>No crazy cameos
good
>Main plot point spoiled in the trailer (Galactus wants Franklin in exchange for Earth)
that wasn't in the trailer but okay
>No connection to Thunderbolts
so what?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:31:26 PM No.213014481
>>213014442
I dont say its bad, but its a really safe movie with 0 risks. Acting is fine, I like the aesthetic and even the cgi is pretty good

I dont like the Galactus design that much tho.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:32:27 PM No.213014497
>>213014476
Thunderbolts got F4 plane on the mid credit scene, people were hyped af for that
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:34:00 PM No.213014522
>>213014497
that only means they arrive in that continuity/verse, and is not directly to the Thunderbolts though
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:35:52 PM No.213014554
>>213014522
Yeah but in this film they didnt move universe to the mcu. Same with Deadpool last year where everyone expects the universe to get destroyed and they escape to the mcu but they don't
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:37:19 PM No.213014574
>>213014554
then I guess it's implied that they'll appear alongside Doom, right
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:38:10 PM No.213014588
>>213014574
Might be, gotta wait a year and a half for that
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:39:46 PM No.213014618
>>213014574
The problem tho
1. We might see the exact same scene as Thunderbolts in the Avengers movies (kinda like how Thor Ragnarok post credit is Infinity War's opening) but the scene is long and probably the worst part of the film.
2. If they reshoot the scene and make it different it'll render the post credit pointless
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:41:28 PM No.213014653
>>213014618
they could just have the main cast notice the incoming plane as well, they stumble out and go "he's coming...Doom is coming" or some stupid-ass shit like that
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:45:45 PM No.213014717
>>213014653
Same as the second, it'll be pointless. The Thor Ragnarok at least built some sort of hype. And even if Thunderbolts did, the F4 movie killed it. It would be better if the Thunderbolts scene was the post credit for the F4 movie instead but the F4 movie would need a different ending in order for the post credit scene to make sense
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:46:25 PM No.213014730
its a kids film.

Its attempts at humour prove that: every single one of them come from the big book of approved american kids film clichรฉs.
For example you have:

>"say the line Bart"
This time its the Thing reluctant to say its clobbering time, which is something kids won't be familiar with anyway, so it lands poorly considering this is meant to be the big running gag of the movie

>"Are we there yet? WE WILL GET THERE, WHEN WE GET THERE! Are we there yet?
Really? Does this have to be in every single American kids film? It's like the fucking Wilhelm Scream.

>The FART JOKE
every American kids film has one, but to be fair the bit when the Human Torch farts and it ignites was actually a fresh take on it.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:47:19 PM No.213014748
>>213014476
>that wasn't in the trailer but okay
it was in a recent trailer / early look clip
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:49:07 PM No.213014785
>>213014730
>fart joke
>fresh
I see what you did there
>>213014748
link it.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:50:52 PM No.213014812
>>213014272 (OP)
Jewish flag jumpscare
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:53:30 PM No.213014853
>>213014272 (OP)
>But it's not a bad movie tho.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:54:06 PM No.213014857
>>213014785
>link it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERCCgw1jTtc
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:04:44 PM No.213015027
>>213014857
surprised they'd release that
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:22:49 PM No.213015357
>>213014272 (OP)
>Honestly why do we even bother here. Safest bet on the planet. Marvel is really saving it for the Avengers but in turn gives us nothingburger movie
i legitimately thought you were trying to sell me the movie until you said this lmfao
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:26:35 PM No.213015423
>>213014272 (OP)
so I'm supposed to pretend being a self-contained movie not full of multiverse bullshit and relying on crossover cameos from already established heroes is a bad thing now?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:43:58 PM No.213016926
Does DC have an FF equivalent?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:45:42 PM No.213016967
>>213014497
the dozens of people who watched thunderbolts were excited
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:46:44 PM No.213016991
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>>213016926
they have a pastiche
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:47:17 PM No.213017000
>>213014296
>Marvelfags are getting scared
lmao
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:49:28 PM No.213017035
>>213014497
*Post credit
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:52:00 PM No.213017093
>>213014497
>people were hyped
like 10 of them?
the movie bombed
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:56:21 PM No.213017180
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>>213014272 (OP)
>only watches Marvelslop for the multiverse and crazy cameos
>doesn't give a shit about story
>just wants a glorified ad for next product to consoom
The absolute state of Capeshitters
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:05:49 PM No.213017386
>no connection to Shart Squad
Who would give a shit?