Their grift is over. What's next for these two?

>>213016357 (OP)
It's high time they "leaked" a sex tape

>>213016357 (OP)
On to the next thing. Doesn't matter what it is. As long as it keeps them in people's eyeline until they run this dumb bitch for office.

>>213016357 (OP)
His fake hair looks like shit and Markle is entering the scarecrow years.

>>213016357 (OP)
Racism won

maybe they can trade old collectibles on eBay

>>213016467
It's a different color in the middle. It's like using a cheap body shop to fix paint on your car. If I had a fiftieth of their capital I'd have gorgeous beautiful hair, what the fuck else is this dumb retard spending it on

>>213016357 (OP)
His ex was actually a hot white woman and settled for some used up american mutt HAHAHAHAHAHA suppose he can always get charles to kill her like he did diana

>>213016357 (OP)
Trump did this, too.

Prince Harry begging Bob Iger to give Meghan Markle a job will always be fucking hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAnT_taJEC4
Just look at Bob Iger's body language and how defensive it gets once Harry begs him to give her a job or whatever. It's just the same shit he's been hearing forever from other people and has naturally built himself a defensive body language in response to it.

>>213016357 (OP)
>decide not to be a prince and I shall come for you

>>213016387
I am sure there's one or two of her out there after her time as a professional yachter.

>>213016357 (OP)
I was thinking wtf why did she never write some lame children's book like other washed-up celebrity women always do. But she did a few years ago.

>>213016572
markle is a cia asset and mi5/6 are currently going through a funding/personnel crisis, so that's not a solution this time

>>213016607
A sex tape with her and some random is worthless, but a sex tape with her taking royal cock would be one for the history books.

>>213016580
kek that's so sad/hilarious.

>>213016357 (OP)
>$100 milly

So, the Colbert show costs as much as a show for a literal Prince and Princess. But Stephan is oppressed.

>>213016628
Now I can't stop imagining her getting shat on by Saudi royalty lol

>>213016618
Dont put it past Big Chazza hes killed his own country so he wont think twice about offing her for him if he was asked

>>213016615
And it's even worse than I thought.

>>213016561
That's his real hair. He's bald as shit and floofs up the thin shit at the front. It's just looks lighter because it's like 30% opacity.

>>213016724
The Trump method eh

>>213016674
Colbert looks like a bargain compared to these two.

>>213016618
She was a smoke show worth 80 million and had connections in Hollywood
I've heard
She was
Transexual
Escort
Barren
Cheating on him
Gold digger

In reality he married into California royalty and is worth more than his family members and has several healthy kids living in great weather

>>213016357 (OP)
>Prince Harry says he made the ‘mistake’ of Googling Meghan Markle’s sex scenes in Suits

>“I’d witnessed her and a castmate mauling each other in some sort of office or conference room,” he wrote. “I didn’t need to see such things live.”

>Harry admitted that in order to get Markle’s sex scenes out of his head, he was going to need “electric-shock therapy”.

>>213016607
Is yachting even a thing anymore? I thought all boatbros just go to dubai, hire instawhores and do the same deranged shit but cheaper.

>>213016881
Do you want an honest answe from someone who has lived in the virgin islands for 2 decades plus

>>213016862
Suits is literally G-rated, calling those scenes "sex scenes" is really gay

>>213016922
Let's hear it

>>213016724
I guess once you get married there's no reason to get transplants. Even if he got transplants now that everyone knows hes balding, people would still give him shit for getting transplants, so he figures "Fuck it"

>>213016862
He is mindbroken

>>213016881
>Is yachting even a thing anymore?
Yes anon people still like the water and boats

>>213016922
Tell us your maybe larp story.

>>213016862
>look how raunchy

>>213016938
Up until 2017 it was pretty common then they started moving to private islands more. They stopped fearing laws . It's like a giant golf club. They knew trumps child fuckinh on saunt jaimes would never be touched so stopped going out until international waters
Trump is part of that group. Oil sheiks, hedge fund raiders randin politicians like Clarence Thomas all were down here. I live in Saint John's
Yes trump is a pedophile who preyed on boys and girls. Everyone down here in the Caribbean knows someone who saw them on islands like me or know a relative
Wx8kxn

>>213017039
This is bullshit, but I believe it

>>213016983
I can always take pictures

>>213017039
Okay, a more detailed story?

>>213017074
Nothing you haven't heard. Epstein talked about in his interview
Sharing an underage girl at a bar is all I saw

>>213016881
Canes/South of France for celebs and sheiks, London for sheiks, LV or Miami for instahoes. Dubai is too obvious.

>>213016941
Does he really want to be the first royal to get plugs? Even if he does he'll get laughed at because his brother took it like a man.

>>213017174
The problem is Bill looks like a man. Harry's always looked like a boy and now he looks like some retarded bald boy

>>213017224
They are both very ugly. You must be british if you differentiate between them.

>>213017400
I'm a white supremacist, all whites look unique to me

>>213017174
>>213016357 (OP)
Anglos are truly a disgusting race

>>213016862
Weirdo. I’ve watched my wife have actual sex before and it’s hot as fuck.

>>213017174
can't he just wear his crown all the time?

>>213016357 (OP)
Probably a podcast and a cosmetics brand if they're not doing it already

>>213017536
their grandfather was greek

>Aww shucks,it's back to being the Duke of Sussex for me again i guess

>>213018010
he was german you fucking idiot

>>213016881

>>213016689
Giving people -z nicknames is one of my favorite Bong-isms. Very quaint.

>>213018057
>prince phillip was german
>calls others an idiot

>>213017536
they're german

>>213016862
his other ex (Cressida Bonas I think is her name) has a nude scene fucking a black man

>>213016357 (OP)
I can't think of a pair of people who are more unlikable than those two asshats, except for maybe Damon and Affleck, maybe.

>>213016357 (OP)
Nothing, they got $100. It is enough for 10 lives.

>>213019629
Affleck's cool, it's just Damon who sucks and unfortunately they're a package deal a lot of the times

>>213017174
Some sort of hat would help. Perhaps a collection of hilarious wigs.

>>213016387
Nobody wants to see a Pygmy getting gingered.

>>213017174
>that wisp on the top of his head
just go full picard man, buzz it down so it barely matters. stop clinging to crumbs.