ITT: The unlikeliest collaborations in cinema

How sad is your life that you're still posting about this

bomb to meet me next heart?

>>213019580
Are you the guy from the video? If so, I actually find what you did commendable in a weird way. Strangely ballsy. You don’t seem mentally challenged, so I assume you thought about this and somehow came to the conclusion this was fun and a good idea. It’s insane, but honest, brave, and impressive.
why did you eat her ass immediately though bro wtf

>>213019674
No, I'm not from the video. Kill yourself cumbrain loser

>>213019728
Dude you ate the ass of the sleaziest woman in the UK, who are you to pass judgement

>>213019547 (OP)
>old hag: I'm here to pick up your son for our movie date

>OI THAS ROIGHT LAD TONGUE ME FILTHY UNWASHED ARSEHOLE YEH FAKKIN GET IN THERE YEH FILTHY LIL CODSWOLLOPER YA EAT ME SHITE NUGS YA BINGLEBACKED SLAPWALLY!

What did she mean by this?

>>213019547 (OP)
Is he wearing a Brighton & Hove Albion hoodie?

>>213019547 (OP)
did he have a big cock?

>>213020011
why can I hear this in that typical fembong voice?

She escorts near where I live.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1698317

This is her profile if anyone is interested.

>>213019547 (OP)
>goes for her ass
And she’s not even some young tight bombshell with a fresh anus. She’s a nasty old overweight hag with a sweaty, musky, sour ass and this little cum brained freak dives in tongue first. I imagine the smell and taste took him off his guard and didn’t live up to expectations

>>213020754
I'm all good on that

Reminder she is only 33 now meaning she was in her mid 20s in this video. Bong women bros.

>>213020986
She's a lovely English rose.

>>213020986
I guess the profile was not updated since she joined in 2012, so she's 45 now