i cried

I laughed

me too... dasha hit the wall, the era is over

>buys a trenchcoat to secretly meet her sexually assaulted client
from whom is she hiding, it's not advisable but it's not illigal

pretty beautiful movie desu

the movie is alright but they gave some truly dogshit lines to dakota

why are movies about rich people in relationships made, who the fuck is the target demo that is actually like “yeah this is for me!”?
>put Dakota Johnson in it
Who?
>uhh put captain American in it
Why?
>uhhh and Pedro pascal
It’s an a24 movie right? Is there some crazy twist, something ethereal and magical or horrific, or is it literally a movie about some mid woman matchmaker trying to decide which handsome man she wants to be with

>>213020984
>is it literally a movie about some mid woman matchmaker trying to decide which handsome man she wants to be with
basically this, it even ends like all stories like this, she ends up with the poor guy whom she truly loves. they just take extra steps like making commentary on dating cuture through scenes with her entitled clients. you could say this is a character driven movie because basically mc convinced herself that she is cold calculating pragmatic person but a 10/10 in all aspects still doesnt spark love so she gets back with her ex whom she dumped for financial reasons like 10 years ago

>>213021214
Why was this made?
Obviously to get these actors money, but there’s zero purpose other than that.
Fucking ridiculous.
Dakota Johnson needs to go back to making mommy joi promos for schlock exclusively.

>>213020370 (OP)
This movie was so fucking boring and badly edited. And What’s with that sound mixing? Sometimes I wasn’t sure if I hit mute on my controller. Not funny, clever or entertaining at all.

>>213020847
Crazy how they tried to park in Times Square
Stupid

>>213021273
dropping super secret redpills that men love young women and women love tall men

>>213021273
>Why was this made?
what reasons do you think would be valid for any movie to be made?

>>213021441
For literally anything other than
>woman have to choose between men
You stupid fucking faggot

>>213021477
very smart and thoughtful answer. do you like nolan movies btw?

>>213021313
and what the fuck is a cancellation fee, how are they gonna bill you

>>213021525
Not at all
My favorite film is The 400 Blows

>>213021649
yeah i bet

>>213021689
Having fun you fucking retard? Keep casting aspersions in this worthless movie thread

>>213021320
It’s not even intentional. Biology and evolution compel them to do that. I’ve seen married 30 year old men accidentally start flirting with 19 year olds. It’s bizarre

>>213021769
why so emotional? you don't have to "get" every movie and that's alright.

i cant believe this movie is real. felt like ai wrote it.
the subplot of manlets breaking their legs for 6 inches. who is this movie made for.. wtf

>>213021845
Because of this dogshit exchange between you and I.
I gave you an actual film in response to your milquetoast “hurrrr nolan” jibe amd you respond with
>yeah I bet
Well I bet you’ve sucked a cock

>>213021901
you didn't understand this basic movie the thread is about so i assumed you were retarded, that's all. no need to be so emo about it.

>>213021943
I didn’t SEE it, why would I?
It’s a romance movie about a woman picking between two men, how stunning
You’re a huge faggot

>>213021985
you have very strong opinions and feelings about films you haven't even seen. i assumed correctly about your retardation.

>waah waah I hate myself

>>213021799
>I’ve seen married 30 year old men accidentally start flirting with 19 year olds.
weirdos

>>213021799
>It’s bizarre
it's based*