Superman the betabuxx - /tv/ (#213021177) [Archived: 28 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:50:53 PM No.213021177
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Imagine being the strongest being on the planet only to come home to some walled used up roastie in her mid 30s instead of having a harem of fresh, young and hot 18 year old virgins with poppable cherries.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:51:36 PM No.213021193
>Lois Lane is older than Superman
so fuckin stupid
so fuckin stupid man sheesh
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:51:42 PM No.213021195
>>213021177 (OP)
Just fap and go to bed, Rajesh
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:51:46 PM No.213021198
>>213021177 (OP)
Yeah because heโ€™s a real man who doesnโ€™t need power imbalances to find love, unlike incels
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:52:45 PM No.213021227
>>213021177 (OP)
He can just do that in 100 years. He doesn't age, remember?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:52:48 PM No.213021229
>>213021195
>>213021198
>Inshells.... BAD
Yeah give that used up 30 year old fattie you settled for some food for me while you're at it, betabuxxing losers.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:53:17 PM No.213021237
>>213021177 (OP)
She's a pretty meh Lois, better than only the ugly CW one

>not a hot MILF Lois like Amy Adams
>not a cutie like Kate Bosworth
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:01:00 PM No.213021414
>>213021237
both her and Corenswet are such NPC actors, they look like the characters, sure, but....there's nothing there. Their argument scene was painful to watch. Corenswet's eyes didn't change at all when he was screaming which is a tell tale sign of an incredibly limited actor. Gunn should've cast Tom Brittney and Emma Mackey who are Brits and can act their asses off. American actors just don't rate anymore.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:17:18 PM No.213021780
>>213021177 (OP)
Cringe post, but it does raise a serous question: Superman has like 8 billion other women+aliens he can be with? Lois is alright, but you're telling me he stopped with her. I mean come on, if you had the choice with ANY woman in the world, you're not settling for some 6/10 reporter unless your head isn't working or you fell for the "true" love grift.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:19:02 PM No.213021820
>>213021780
Nothing cringe about it. If I were Superman I'd find the nearest and hottest 18 year old to add to my personal harem and then dump her the moment she turns 20
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:19:16 PM No.213021828
>>213021780
Would be funny if he donated sperm to various sperm banks under the guise of Clark Kent. Eventually there would be super children all over the place.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:21:41 PM No.213021883
What bothered me the most is how underutilized Clark Kent was in the movie in his journalist persona.
We see him as "Clark" for maybe one or two scenes tops and that was that.
TWO times we've seen him interact in Lois' apartment but we haven't seen where Clark lives at all, which would've helped lock in his character.
Instead 95% of the time we see him he's getting beaten up.

inb4 Clark IS Superman duhhhh

On top of that everything felt super small in this movie.
Even the fortress of solitude seems like it's only one room.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:22:12 PM No.213021894
>>213021198
>doesnโ€™t need power imbalances
>He's literally Superman

Genocide all zoomers
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:38:10 PM No.213022242
>>213021883
>we haven't seen where Clark lives at all,
Anon....
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:43:23 PM No.213022369
>>213021883
Massive retard/10
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:44:36 PM No.213022398
>>213021177 (OP)
yes it is cringe
even without super powers he is 6'4" gigachad. american movies are embarrassing and I feel bad for youngfags who think this is how life should be. it is brainwashing
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:45:34 PM No.213022415
well said, ivan
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:50:51 PM No.213022525
>>213022398
>american movies are embarrassing and I feel bad for youngfags who think this is how life should be
>life shouldn't be lived like an honest guy who respects his parents and has a gf who loves him
?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:54:33 PM No.213022606
>>213022525
they are a massive looks mismatch
they do this on purpose to pander to female viewers
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:56:18 PM No.213022651
>>213022606
>RRRREEEEE HE COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER
You're just gay bro, stop fapping to him
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:56:54 PM No.213022669
>>213021177 (OP)
Hi Jor-El
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:57:56 PM No.213022686
>>213021177 (OP)
>some walled used up roastie in her mid 30s
she's younger than you OP
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:59:02 PM No.213022710
>>213021177 (OP)
guys.....hear me out....I WOULD
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:02:13 PM No.213022782
>>213022651
it's called hypergamy
if 6'4" gigachad gets that,
then 6'0" gigachad gets some chubby girl
5'9" minichad gets obese girl
and most others don't get any
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:21:48 PM No.213023180
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>>213021177 (OP)
>I showed you my underpants, please respond by redeeming kinoplex ticket!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:22:54 PM No.213023208
>>213021177 (OP)
>some walled used up roastie in her mid 30s
op confirmed for never having seen her spectacular fat tits lol
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:25:13 PM No.213023258
>>213021198
>Power imbalance
You realize young women have more power than older ones right?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:30:00 PM No.213023368
Lois and Superman
Lois and Superman
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:31:17 PM No.213023397
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>>213022782
>kissless virgins doing imaginary sex accounting
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:33:38 PM No.213023436
>>213023397
doesn't mean it is wrong
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:49:21 PM No.213023779
>>213022782
>>213022606
>>213022398
>woman is LE BAD because she doesn't makes my dick hard
Holy fuck you're the biggest kind of incel faggot to ever exist
>actually loves Clark for who he is and not because he's Superman
>helps him to not expose his superhero persona by pointing out shit in his interviews
>never doubted him once when Lex does a smear campaign
>risks her life by helping him escape prison
>makes massive effort on bringing down Lex and clear Superman's public name
Not only she's the best kind of woman, she literally mogs most of the other Lois in media.
>Muh 18 yo pussy
She has no other value than said pussy and even then she would recoil in disgust after seeing you
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:56:16 PM No.213023931
>>213023779
I don't watch capeshit for retards
I'm not discussing the plot, just the casting choice and the obvious brainwashing involved
in recent years, foids have been seething about little kids saying "simp" and following influencers online. this is just hollywood's latest attempt to make being a simp and gigachads dating well below their looks to be cool again. it's obvious who it is meant to benefit but I'm too smart to fall for it
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:01:11 PM No.213024028
>>213021414

Might be all the Shakespearian plays the British actors have to do. Saw an article on io9 a long time ago where British actors talk about the benefits of acting in Shakespearian plays.


Even the guy who plays Ernest in the Ernest Scared Stupid film was a Shakespearian actor.

https://youtu.be/G1G7KQZpP3c
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:04:21 PM No.213024090
>>213023931
>muh looks is all that matters in relationships
>but I'm too smart to fall for it
You're clearly dumb enough to clearly not get any pussy thougheverbeit. That's why you're being a faggot here
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:07:28 PM No.213024139
>>213024090
yeah because I am not a chad
my worldview is consistent
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:08:39 PM No.213024163
>>213021195
Wake up, Timmy. Wake up to the nightmare world your ancestors created.