Thread 213023017 - /tv/ [Archived: 442 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:13:25 PM No.213023017
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>"Do you mean to insult me, Ms Granger?"
>"No, Professor. It's just that it's been beeping all semester. It wouldn't even take magic to fi-"
>"50 points from Gryffindor."
>...
>...
>*chirp*
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:14:26 PM No.213023037
>>213023017 (OP)
Wow what subreddit did you snag this from bro
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:14:43 PM No.213023046
>>213023037
you sound mad
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:16:19 PM No.213023077
>>213023037
r/posts_that_make_trannies_seethe
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:16:29 PM No.213023083
Ayo dis nigga lookin like thulsa DOOM!
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:21:24 PM No.213023168
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>>213023017 (OP)
>harry!! what did you just do?!
>you attacked a black person!!
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:21:33 PM No.213023173
>>213023046
>>213023077
Five minutes from now, I won't be mad, but you'll still be retarded
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:27:26 PM No.213023301
>>213023173
Yet you're still mad 12 minutes later
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:28:45 PM No.213023335
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>>213023168
He will go to kid Azkaban with the anti-Animaniacs gang
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:29:05 PM No.213023345
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>Draco "Filthy Mudblood."
>Hermione "Goes to show YOU! I didn't grow up in the wizarding world so that word doesn't hurt me."
>Draco "Nig-
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:41:56 PM No.213023619
>>213023301
Incels will really spend their free time typing stuff like this out and then wonder why girls and people in general find them. Do you feel no embarrassment when you post gay shit like this? I know you do it because you think it's funny but put that to the side for a second and re-read this shit. Bro.... what the fuck is wrong with you? Nobody in the history of humanity has someone typed out something so pathetic in an attempt to be "funny" and then went on to have sex. By posting this you have essentially damned yourself to a eternity of celibacy.

I look at people like you and just feel disgust. Disgust that I have to share the same air with you. Disgust that women have to occasionally interact with you. Disgust that we are the same species. What causes someone to be like this? Not even homeless schizophrenic say this kind of stuff. Is it from being terminally online and being sheltered from results of saying shit like this out loud? That's my guess. Brain rot.

Bottom line, unplug your computer and go outside. Go outside and just stand there for a good 2 hours. Then go to any public place and observe how other people interact. You need rehabilitation dude.

>Inb4 "hurr Asian!"
No, I'm a white male in his 20s who makes more a year than most people in their 50s. I have a sex life. A have a social circle. Literally the best thing any of you losers can do right now is ask for life tips. I'll be around for about 5 minutes after this post. Unlike you genetic dead ends, I don't spend hours on this shithole.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:45:49 PM No.213023704
>>213023168
kek
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:47:44 PM No.213023745
>>213023619
>not mad at all
Didnt even read. I just know.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:49:49 PM No.213023796
to kill the chirp chirp
to kill the chirp chirp
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>>213023017 (OP)
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:51:25 PM No.213023836
>>213023083
kinda does and now i hate it less
fuck you
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:59:08 PM No.213023983
>>213023619
Is this pasta? ImagiNe typInG this out. Not your personal bloG. Why the fuck arE you blog posting in a HaRry Potter thread? What the fuck is wrong with you? Anyone who likes Harry Potter is a lost cause.

This thread is for racist replies only.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:00:10 PM No.213024006
>>213023619
Kek you sure showed them by not being mad...
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:00:57 PM No.213024022
>>213023619
Hi, your political/religious opinions, your race or economic class has little or nothing to do with you getting bitches.
If you know how to talk charismatically, or can keep conversations going, you can get laid.
Both extremes of the spectrum call each other incels, but you remain as bitchless as anyone.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:01:28 PM No.213024035
>>213023017 (OP)
Please explain the joke in here
What's the chirping about
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:02:40 PM No.213024057
>>213023619
Damn you're mad
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:05:26 PM No.213024106
why the chirp chirp chirps
why the chirp chirp chirps
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>>213024035
Replies: >>213028071
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:06:51 PM No.213024125
>>213023037
>>213023046
>>213023077
>>213023083
What film?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:08:17 PM No.213024155
>>213023037
more likely from xitter like 90% of threads here
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:10:04 PM No.213024189
>>213023619
>Incels will really spend their free time typing stuff like this out
Crazy
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:11:20 PM No.213024209
>>213023619
t. mad
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:11:37 PM No.213024217
>>213024035
Black people for some reason don't understand smoke detectors. When they livestream or zoom call there's often the sound of a smoke detector chirping in the background. This can go on for months. Many people theorize that maybe they can't hear the sound, or they are somehow unbothered by the sound, or they think the sound is normal.
Even sitting congressmen have been on calls with the familiar chirp of the out-of-batteries smoke detector in the background.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:04:44 AM No.213025407
>>213023619
>Definitely not angry, like at all
>Post her new book "Not Mad, U r"
>Bails on thread

Ok, then.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:05:50 AM No.213025429
>>213023037
Why would reddit allow a post making fun of nogs?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:07:27 AM No.213025453
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:10:53 AM No.213025523
chirp
chirp
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>>213024035
>Please explain the joke in here
>What's the chirping about
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:28:21 AM No.213025936
>>213023619
>Incels

Opinion discarded.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:30:22 AM No.213025989
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>>213023619
>i have a sex life
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:58:03 AM No.213026622
>>213023077
kek
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:59:03 AM No.213026644
>>213023619
you sound mad, try again
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:02:30 AM No.213026722
It's so easy to get (you)s on this board...
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:04:09 AM No.213026762
>>213023619 (You)
You sure pissed off the incels.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:06:03 AM No.213026818
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>"Do you mean to insult me, Ms Granger?"
>"No, Professor. It's just that it's been beeping all semester. It wouldn't even take magic to fi-"
>"50 points from Gryffindor."
>...
>...
>*chirp*
Replies: >>213027338
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:27:12 AM No.213027338
how did I know
how did I know
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>>213026818
>>213026762
>>213026722
Its so organic, that its almost frightening.
3 answers in a row written 2 minutes between each, all in support of the essay.

Hell, Im le stumped. We must have been wrong all along you really aint mad. At all.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:50:44 AM No.213027950
>>213024035
No
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:55:50 AM No.213028071
>>213024106
Kek
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:19:54 AM No.213028681
>213023619
Terrible bait