Hey that’s a cool shirt can I sign it?

w-what? haha I was just looking for the bathroom *awkwardly shuffles away now looking for a bathroom that isnt anywhere near but has to keep up the lie for own posterity even though everyone forgot about the exchange .8 seconds after leaving*

>>213023255 (OP)
Imagine going to one of those porn conventions and getting a pornstar to sign your hard dick. I wonder if anyone has tried that.

>>213023255 (OP)
Hello Miss Skye Reilly. Will you marry me and become Mrs. Skye Reilly?

>>213023255 (OP)
>Its just a fruit of the loom shirt, it came in a 4 pack

No I don't fuck with smile monsters stay away from me!

I wish Kyle Gallner was in the movie more.