Zardoz (1974) - /tv/ (#213023738) [Archived: 36 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:47:34 PM No.213023738
Zardoz (1974)
Zardoz (1974)
md5: 092171ddec09b1f701fee414133cd673๐Ÿ”
What was the audience for this fucking movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAifM-glwjE
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:48:43 PM No.213023770
>>213023738 (OP)
Me
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:52:42 PM No.213023860
>>213023738 (OP)
John Boorman
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:55:34 PM No.213023916
1713596513528512
1713596513528512
md5: ca3571a47a1d22e47f1cd9df3a79508b๐Ÿ”
>>213023738 (OP)
>Sean Connery turned down Lord of the Rings because he didn't understand it
>Said yes to Zardoz
wat?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:57:27 PM No.213023950
>>213023738 (OP)
me. that movie rules.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:58:15 PM No.213023967
Lovers of pene
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:59:03 PM No.213023982
People used to watch movies.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:14:00 PM No.213024268
>>213023770
>>213023950
this
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:01:59 AM No.213025358
>>213023738 (OP)
>See posters and images of this for years
>looks like just weird and stupid 70s sci fi shit
>finally watch it
>its weird and stupid 70s sci fi shit and its also pure kino
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:05:11 AM No.213025414
>>213023916
Connery was also in his 70s and probably didn't want to film in New Zealand for 3 months
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:09:05 AM No.213025488
it's nice when they haven't figured out what people want, or how to do things
once they do, you get the "crossover SUV" of whatever medium it is
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:12:45 AM No.213025561
>>213023738 (OP)
Classic film. For people my age, there were a handful of movies that all fell into the same instant classic status:
> Logan's Run
> Planet of the Apes
> <banned word> Green
> The Omega Man
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:00:51 AM No.213026681
>>213025561
>Silent Running
>Rollerball
>Westworld
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:09:07 AM No.213026880
>THE GUN IS GOOD
>THE PENIS IS EVIL
what the FUCK did he mean by this
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:17:26 AM No.213027064
>>213025414
>3 months
>Ian McKellen was in New Zealand filming The Lord of the Rings for approximately 15 months
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:26:50 AM No.213027324
>>213026880
Arthur bred them for destruction
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:40:02 AM No.213027661
>>213023738 (OP)
>1974
25-40 yo ex-hippies on drugs
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:44:19 AM No.213027774
Itโ€™s always funny to see who listened to the latest podcast by what gets posted here.
As much as tv loves to shit all standup itโ€™s like everybody here watches normand and Gillis and Rogan and Theo
Big dawgs wwa??
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:50:38 AM No.213027947
>>213027661
well, it's an anti-hippie flick
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:04:17 AM No.213028279
>>213026880
he explains it immediately
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:10:09 AM No.213028451
>>213027774
>Itโ€™s always funny to see who listened to the latest podcast by what gets posted here.
You mean people like you? Because I wouldn't listen to that fucking crap.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:12:35 AM No.213028511
>>213027947
Correct. It is a chud/libertarian kino.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:19:52 AM No.213028679
>>213028451
Tom segura has been doing the rounds talking about zardoz and now suddenly a zardoz thread is posted
Iโ€™ve been on this board for 15 fucking years and Iโ€™ve seen a zardoz post maybe 3x. Fuck you faggot.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:50:48 AM No.213029421
>>213027774
>the latest podcast
oh yeah, everyone knows about The Podcast
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:57:49 AM No.213029617
>>213028679
The last mention I saw of it was Venture Brothers, as I am not a faggot that would listen to anything Tom Segura would have to say about positively fucking anything.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:06:58 AM No.213029855
>>213023738 (OP)
Seth Green, before he became semi-famous, doing a commercial for Rally's Hamburgers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdjVZr1P7FU
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:13:51 AM No.213030017
>>213028679
What podcast? please sir

Zardoz fan here except the Connery thong
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:39:25 AM No.213030617
IMG_20240501_231244
IMG_20240501_231244
md5: 155b459f60084e0170d99c700e64f386๐Ÿ”
I own it on Laserdisc.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:04:18 AM No.213031169
zardoz-connery
zardoz-connery
md5: 70c35f9946b593f90a3fa9d434b08592๐Ÿ”
>>213028679
let's get this straight. you listen to a gay podcast, and you're calling out other people for listening to the same gay podcast? zardoz is a cult classic, you aren't special, except in the retarded sense and you're shitting up the thread.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:07:16 AM No.213031234
consider the following
consider the following
md5: 3011cc50fd5767f96084acef48781902๐Ÿ”
>>213023738 (OP)
>1974
people high on reefer and quaaludes
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:11:41 AM No.213031342
It's not that bad, it's beautifully shot - Kubrick was allegedly a technical advisor. The director used his hack wife as costumer designer and the ridiculous shit he let her put in there adds a layer of ridiculousness that's difficult to overcome.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:15:32 AM No.213031449
>>213031342
seriously. i went in expecting a silly movie because haha maymay look how silly he looks! and all that jazz, but its actually really good and i mean that. very interesting visually and the story isnt bad either. an interesting post apocalyptic take, leaning into time machine and planet of the apes a little with elements here and there, but not nearly as recognized for its uniqueness as the other two. i guess it doesnt have mass appeal, because of its weirdness, but it isnt weird enough for tha arthouse faggots. it falls inbetween, which makes it stand out to me more. its a little like excalibur where its a cool movie with artsy visuals.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:24:06 AM No.213031677
>>213023738 (OP)
like a lot of movies that baby boomers rated poorly it was unironically ahead of its time. the concept of a society that is so advanced that they essentially bred out all ape aggression/sex and created a society of bored asexuals that can get toppled over by 1 figure with actual tesosterone resounded a lot better when demolition man did it 2 decades later
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:26:54 AM No.213031744
I learned about this retroactively from the venture bros referencing it alongside barbarella
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:27:46 AM No.213031764
it's amazing and I love boobs
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:38:32 AM No.213032052
sean
sean
md5: f219e8d19ac4d8dc3d995ef77b176cc5๐Ÿ”
Only Connery could pull off the ponytail thigh-high boots diaper bandolier combo. The ultimate chad.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:40:08 AM No.213032097
true pepe
true pepe
md5: 92844fe8868949edd6cd060dddf47e40๐Ÿ”
>>213023770
>>213023950
>>213024268
#MeToo
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:34:46 AM No.213033435
>>213023916
Im gonna assume there were a lot more drugs and hairy hippie-snatch on the set of Zardoz.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:57:16 AM No.213033941
>>213033435
Watch the movie and decide for yourself mate.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:02:16 AM No.213034052
Nobody. Rightoids are too stupid to get it, leftists hate it because it's a reactionary, anti-counterculture flick.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:04:58 AM No.213034114
>>213034052
The FAR Right does understand it, the Left thinks they understand but but don't, because they're idiots. Just like the Left thinks Evangelion is an "allegory for depression" which is the most 70 IQ take imaginable. They don't get anything they just think they do.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:07:05 AM No.213034164
>>213031169
Iโ€™m not calling anyone out Iโ€™m acknowledging that people consume media and then regurgitate it here
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:07:47 AM No.213034178
>>213034114
Explain it then, if the far right "gets it". Do you think the movie isn't conservative?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:08:47 AM No.213034194
>>213029421
Rogan is #2 worldwide
KT is #1
Gillis just did the espys
Normand is gay you queer!
And Theo Von is unequivocally based
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:11:04 AM No.213034235
>>213034178
>conservative
lol
man you're so brainwashed and misinformed
bye bye
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:11:29 AM No.213034240
>>213023738 (OP)
Some things aren't made for a specific audience unless that audience is anyone willing to enjoy the ride. Zardoz is fucking great.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:12:16 AM No.213034257
>>213034194
I don't know who those people are. Are they on The Podcast?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:13:22 AM No.213034276
>>213034257
5 respective podcasts that get talked about here and 3 of them have mentioned zardoz in the last week.
Stop being a disingenuous faggot, you can parse what Iโ€™m inferring
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:03:23 AM No.213035212
>>213034276
but can you parse deez nuts?