>The.Fantastic.Four.First.Steps.2025.1080p.HDTS.x264-RGB
>The.Fantastic.Four.First.Steps.2025.1080p.HDTS.x264-RGB
>The.Fantastic.Four.First.Steps.2025.1080p.HDTS.x264-RGB
>The.Fantastic.Four.First.Steps.2025.1080p.HDTS.x264-RGB
>The.Fantastic.Four.First.Steps.2025.1080p.HDTS.x264-RGB
Why pay for a ticket when you can watch this perfectly watchable 5.5GB HDTS for free and have fun making webms on /tv/?

my capeshit brings all the browns to the yard

>>213023825
And they're like, it's better than yours

>>213023781 (OP)
I will wait for the cam release with the funny black man betting site. It’s the only way I watch these anymore.
Then I complain online and spoil the movie and point out the plot holes.

You’d think it was a pathetic existence if not for Hollywood crying about me and my tactics all the time, affirming I am truly battling it out with the titans. No billies for you capeshitters.

>>213023781 (OP)
Just watching the movie is boring. It lacks action. The first 10 minutes are embarrassing, with quick origin scenes and the victory over Mole Man that lasts all of two seconds, and he never wore a comic book costume. Sue's scene against Galactus could have been epic if Malice were there, but Malice doesn't appear, and the way Sue uses her powers is pretty lame. The director lacked talent. The worst and good things:

Good
Galactus
60s aesthetic
Jack Kirby style on Galactus' ship

Crap
The actors
Pablo Pascal is too beta to play Reed, terrible casting. Fucking annoying beta voice
Vanessa Kirby, skinny, negative ass, zero charisma, and too old for the role.
Ellen DeGeneres doesn't have any girlfriends, women don't find him hot, and the actor sucks a Johnny you knew from the beginning.
The Turd, his voice and accent is not there, its a soulless version of The Thing.
CG Franklin don't work

>>213023878
The image is pretty good

>>213023781 (OP)
>Why pay for a ticket when you can watch this perfectly watchable
last time I've been to the kinoplex was probably around 2016

>>213023781 (OP)
Good morning saar!

>>213023781 (OP)
it was so fucking bad I walked out after an hour and a half
didn't see a super hero movie since endgame and holy shit I did not remember them being this stupid and ugly

>>213023781 (OP)
oh nononononononono...pleaser saar! it needs to kill Superman!
Don't pirate it!

>>213023909
>Pascal is too beta to play Reed
Nigga...please Reed is the biggest betafaggot ever.

>>213023781 (OP)
Where is this at? Checked a few of my sites but didn't see anything.

>capeshit: spics vs jeets edition
who are we siding with, goyimbros?

same. but i found it through yandex
>https://www.rtally.site/post/the-fantastic-four-first-steps

>>213024078
see
>>213024312

>>213023909
>missbrisolo
good taste, shame she doesnt have any stuff getting fucked cause most of what I've seen is just pictures or teasing

we want the weet ik rip

>>213024312
Kino

>>213023781 (OP)
Already? Guess I have something to watch tonight.

>>213023960
>he didn't watch infinity war in the kinoplex
you poor soul

uhhhh guys
fem surfer was really hot and i want to stick my penis up her silver butthole

>>213024626
??? Watching capeshit isn't a highlight in my life

>>213024312
thanks anon, why does Sue sound like a tranny? I don't remember Kirby having a masculine voice?

>>213023868
You can watch it, free of charge

>>213024679
youd be crazy not to

>>213023909
>Fucking annoying beta voice
I fucking hate his voice and this is the first time I have seen anyone bring that up. He sounds like such a faggot. He is a faggot but he doesn't have to sound like one.

I hope we get more dat ass shots, HD would release will be fantastic

>>213023781 (OP)
i wouldn't watch it if you paid me

>>213024862
not bad for a few mins in

Anyone got a link to a stream?

>>213024924
lol i thought that was ted cruz and not pascal for a quick second

>>213024954
kek

>>213024935 imagine reading the thread eh? >>213024312

>>213023781 (OP)
thanks for telling us baby

can anyone drop a magnet link?

what's a magnet

>>213024993
read the thread, theres a link to the a stream. you could probably use a browser extension to download it if you need it offline

>>213025033
yeah but it's french. I dont like the french.

>>213025044
usually french version is the only option in the beginning. heres a magnet
>https://cinemacity.cc/movies/10-the-fantastic-four-first-steps.html#torrents

>>213025076
thanks nigga

I skimmed through the player, this is really going to suck.

they do the ideon kiss
just for that its an ok movie

>>213025044
Fuck you too.

I hope Jony taps that metalic ass

>>213024717
Kirby is a secret tranny

>>213024312
thank you saarr! good morning

>>213024717
>tfw the wife is going on about some bullshit

>>213023781 (OP)
is it even good?

>>213025424
>
kinda boring desu senpai

Does Johnny have any cool power showcase scenes at least?

In the first 2 evans movies, Johnny has the "chases the surfer" action beat or when he outruns the missile. Or like when he gets all 4four powers and fights dr doom.

Does he get to do ANYTHING cool in the movie power wise. At least one cool scene

Does he d

>>213025396
no problem my indian brother from another mother. mazel tov to you and your kin

>>213025342
>I hope Jony taps that metalic ass
can you imagine how slick her metallic butthole is

>>213023781 (OP)
>The.Fantastic.Four.First.Steps.2025.1080p.HDTS.x264-RGB
the fuck do I do with this?

>>213025505
read the thread jamal
>>213024312

>>213023781 (OP)
We are here to protect you! I get that commercial a lot on twitch.

>>213025424
no. but there's some nice shots of fem surfers nice shiny butt

>>213025505
1. download utorrent
2. search yandex for the filename and download the torrent
3. next part is important sir, delete C:\Windows\System32

How long before it's up on dopebox or fmovies? Shitty laptop doesn't have the space for downloads. :(. Too much porn

>>213025595
delete your porn, retard

>first scene is literally them talking about banal shit in a hotel room while Storm tries to piss on a pregnancy test

I liked both the girls in TLOU being gay because it helped the chemistry (and it did). but for the same reason Pedro is too obviously gay to play a husband in a heterosexual marital romantic drama. it has nothing to do with whether he's "alpha" or not.

>>213025501
I am now

>>213025595
Porn is an unhealthy self-deprecating habit, seek help.

>>213025595
nigga just go watch it on cineby if you are that desperate

>entire movie is focused around le babby
>when people are having less children and sex than ever before in history
huh?

>>213025585
Works like a charm , thanks

>>213025710
could be fine or even great if the writing and casting was good, but they aren't, so it isn't.

>>213025741
many warm tidings sir

Are the first five minutes like this or is this a montage of separate scenes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a3LGXCcS-E

Why is Reed Richards a mexican?

Why is Silver Surfer a woman?

Is susan bogged?

Why is the Human Torch gay?

>>213025681
It's not up yet on any of the streaming sites, that's literally what I just said

just share the magnet ffs

Why is a shit quality french camrip over 5gb and titled HD?

she thicc

>>213026117
No

>>213026075
it's literally posted in this thread

>>213026117
I would but it's not showing up on either 1337 or GLODLS sites?

>>213023878
Yeah where is that guy and his blender?

>>213026360
Good

>>213026117
here anon I'm in a good mood since this lirally means the X-men are FINALLY about to show up in these movies think of all the people who died waiting for them to show up since civil war m8


magnet:?xt=urn:btih:FK2DB35QU35MMQQMWMW6WZIH5QPW7WTI&dn=The.Fantastic.Four.First.Steps.1080p.TS.EN-RGB&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce

>the effects on Human Torch
Jesus. They did better twenty years ago...

>>213023781 (OP)
>HDTS

>>213026630
that's what happens when they actually "cared" about having something cool on screen

>>213026630
effects are not the problem with this film. the script is a tell-don't-show disaster.

>>213023781 (OP)
Galactus is a huge chump in this.
At one point he gets hurt by Reed using an antenna as a spear.

>>213026689
they should have done something different like the cloud angle

Boring
2 of 5

>>213024036
Go to bed Namor.

>>213023781 (OP)
Just watched this sloppa.
It was underwhelming. The setting looked really nice and is probably the most thought gone into designing the look of one of these movies outside of GoG which had some creative worlds.
But to what end? The magical baby story always sucks. Galactus is vaguely all powerful but can be bullied into a stationary mousetrap? He’s never actually shown to do anything apart from accidentally knocking some buildings over. The threat is so dumb. He will “consume worlds”, ok, what does that mean? What will he do with the magic baby exactly? Flamer and She-Surfer talk about it some in the abstract but you need to fucking show something to feel tension about it. Compare with Thanos being shown personally killing people, the consequences of his ultimate plan of snapping out life, etc. You can quibble about the 1 chance thing or the first shit at taking off the glove but they don’t bungle laying out stakes, motivation, a third act hope is lost beat. Screenwriting 101 shit.
It’s frankly insane they struggle so hard to make something that ticks the boxes their own previous movies did well. It’s like they suffered a complete lobotomy. Did they fire all their writers? Did they start taking crazy pills?

It’s been about as many years of shit projects that can’t even touch the standard of the projects that used to be good, as there were years of good movies.

>>213027202
Do they talk about doom at all or is he mostly in their background story again?

>>213027545
you see a latveria seat (empty) in the UN at the start and he appears in a post-credit scene from the back only

Hag ass connoisseurs we eating good

>>213023825
And they're like, "Good Morning, saar!"

>>213027202
this summary is accurate.

the big question for me is how do Disney execs have so little understanding of what makes a movie work, that they manipulated themselves into adapting something so lacking in fresh adaptable ideas.

>>213027631
do the needful

How powerful are the other members besides Mary Sue?

I enjoyed the film 8/10, last mcu film I enjoyed was DP3

>>213027202
the obvious first scene would have been to open with Galactus destroying a planet. but this isn't the GotG continuity so there are no established planets to destroy. maybe start with him eating Mars with a human base on it or something? better than 20 minutes telling us what a super hero is and that Sue is pregnant

>>213027202
>>213027809
I don't understand, they literally show him destroy a planet. Did you sleep or what?

>>213027625
>>213027640
>>213024924
>>213024862
/tv/ told me she was a hag

>>213027795
reed is useless outside of his brain

Thing is close to hulk level in terms of strength and resilience but lacks the hulks mobility

Torch is useless outside of very specific circumstances where heat/fire matter

Franklin is one of the most OP characters of all time and can basically do anything

>>213027874
/tv/ thinks any women older than 14 with the slightest curves is "a hag"

>>213027625
>>213027900
these costumes are shit

Can some smart anon explain why cam-rips look so shit? I mean, cameras capture everything just like our eyes can see, why can't it do cinema screens justice?

>>213023781 (OP)

Is it true that there is a running gag through the whole film that they just lifted off the Simpsons?
> "Say the line Ben..."
>(sigh) "Its clobberin' time."

Is it also true that there is a fart gag where Jonny Storm is tying to break wind discretely, but it ignites due to him being on fire at the time?

>>213027836
>>213027640
you're not allowed to fap in theaters but this might be worth bringing the vibrating butt plug

>>213027874
she is

>>213025568
prove it

>>213024924
its just setup until they go to space again,

>>213027964
Unironically, she looks fit in here
Look at that butt

>>213027953
Say the line The Thing

>>213027859
>they literally show him destroy a planet
they needed to open the movie with a hook.

>>213025991
>>213026004
They made Silver Surfer a woman so that Human Torch could have a love interest, as his actual love interest from the comics is one of the Inhumans.

>watching TS
do people actually do this?

>>213028095
for capeshit? all the time. Im not paying for this trash

I was hoping Johnny was going to say "Supernova!" when he was about to sacrifice himself.

>>213028095
this is very much a movie you would quickly realize you fucked up paying to see.

SHE LOOKS FINE
IDK WTF U R TALKING ABOUT

>>213024312
Well that was mediocre.

>>213028095
>Pay over $35 to watch 20 mins of ads in a theater rather than watch it for free from the comfort of your home

>>213028172
i do neither you retarded faggot

so she will never look at me like this
:(

>>213027948
Mostly because camcorders arent as good as our eyes in capturing complex lighting and reflections especially in low light conditions. Add on the moire effect, refresh/frame rates and you end up with a picture thats slightly blurry and badly lit

theres also the fact that most movies get additional work done to them (like gamma correction) for the home release so that the movie looks better on most consumer grade hardware

i didn't watch all of the marvel movies am i going to be lost in this

>>213024312
>that lame ass ending fight
Holy shit this might be the most boring superhero movie of all time.

>>213028073
sounds like they just genderswapped for "female empowerment"

>>213028277
Nah you'll be fine.

>>213023781 (OP)
>En retard
Do frenchfags really?

>>213028104
>>213028127
>>213028172
Bold of you to assume I'm watching it at all.

>>213028233
Could a better camera do better job or is that just a limitation of photography? If some crazy dude sneaks in a professional camera in a bag and records a whole movie, with the right framerate, could it look good?

>>213028296
weet ik en retard

>>213028277
they specifically made it for people like that.

>>213028233

you're talking nonsense
it's a projection onto a screen, what "complex lighting" and "reflections" are you babbling about

>>213028284
>iTs ArT

>tfw her voice is deeper than The Thing's

>>213028292
she's literally a slave to a man.

>>213028349
russians do a better cam but i think they make their file so you can't add just the clean (no ads) audio, you can even remove the ads from the russian cam and still been unable to mix both sources.

>>213028277
it's specifically designed to stand on its own, no prior knowledge needed.

>>213028414
it really is

Galactus looks like an upscaled manlet

>>213028349
It would definitely look better. There are some very good camrips out there nowadays (the superman one and the deadpool&wolverine one come to mind) but they'll probably never be as good as an official release.

>>213028408
Screen reflections. Movie screens reflect light and that screws with the sensors in a dark room. By complex I just meant "not your standard lighting conditions"

>>213028503
Any cool fights at least?

>>213028611
What if I took the light from the projector directly?

>>213028896
the escape from the ship has its moments. but generally the movie is lacking in dramatic forward momentum.

>>213027892
I meant in the movie you retard.

>>213028921
you're a true artist anon

>>213024717
Maybe this is the first movie I saw where the main actors looks and sound like trannies, all of them

The fact that some of you people find rips like this watchable is why I will never take anyone seriously on this board

>>213029161
you do realize that most people here are children right?

watched it. definition of slop if ever there was one. better than gunn's superman tho

>>213023781 (OP)
Not worth it, rather just wait for the official WEBRip

>>213024862
>>213024924
Low standard

DOES SUE MALICIOUSLY EMASCULATE, DEGRADE, HUMUILATE OR PUT DOWN THE OTHERS???

>>213025044
English audio

>>213024862
>>213024924
Sue Storm, Reed and Namor are fucking ugly in the MCU
Congrats for this pathetic casting Disney

I know Ben Grimm is a kike and all but the jew parts on Clancy st. were shoehorned as hell and back. Mole Man had less screen time than those disgusting heebs (and I hated MM). Seriously why?

Fem Surfer felt more like Nova due to her connection with Johnny but still it was underdeveloped. Space visuals were at least creative and engaging.

It was better than Superman tonally and the best MCU flick since D&W but only because the bar has been set so low for this slop. And they will not be able to build anything on top of this half ass attempt at rebooting their IPs.

As some other anon remarked Baby Ex Machina is the weakest part of the FF lore. It's a narrative dead end and should not be the starting point of their cinematic adventures. It reeks of Yidnsey's corpo agenda with all those niggers on screen front and center for absolutely no reason at all.

Roger Corman's FF remains #1.

>>213025467
The scenes of the Silver Surfer and Johnny in action are good, but they don't quite reach the epic level because the actors don't have a good shape and beauty for this genre. There's a reason they're athletic and attractive in the comics. If you take that away, you get the feeling that something is missing. In the end, you're left with the feeling of not wanting to see the movie again. Johnny was supposed to have an actor like the young River Phoenix (something to ladies to comeback and watch the movie again) and the Silver Surfer a prime Jessica Biel from Blade 3. Feige is doubling down since Captain Marvel and losing every game.

>>213027202
These movies are written by people who have never read the comics, and the result is always disastrous. They don't know the characters and what works in the comics.

>>213025585
>utorrent
>System32
you are brown and a grandpa, is system64 now

>>213025940
yes to both

>>213027640
>>213024924
>>213024862
>>213027625
>>213027640

>>213028095
They deserve this

>>213028125
And you think the director know what is this?

>>213027960
>sees the bare minimum when it comes to ass
>starts gooning
You people are sad.

Boring movie. Very forgettable.

>>213027640
>>213027625
Where ass

>>213030131
>the comic made her flatter and more turbodyke than smelly Brie cheese
Wow. The women who don’t read comics must be so thankful being catered to.

>>213028921
Come here you little artíst so I suck on you. My artsy little anon COME HERE SO I CAN SUCK ON YOU NOW *slurp slurp slurp*

>>213030762

Galactus looked cool, but felt a bit off. I mean we got his motivation, and he is supposed to be more of a force of nature but there wasn't much there. Scene where he stopped what he was doing and decided to painfully kill Reed seemed out of place to me. He just called them ants, and here he stops from getting what he wanted for billions of years just to torture one.

>>213030835
on god nigga this shit aint rocket science, the first iron man movie made it seem so easy to get a superhero film right. why do these niggas have such a hard time these days? and enough with the blue screens holy shit why does everything look so fake nowadays?

>>213027964
This is what they took from us.

Post credit scene?

>>213030835
Because Reed could somehow hurt the celestial by sticking rebar in him.
>that doesn’t make any sense
Well duh

>>213030159
Yeah, you right.

>>213023878

>>213031016
They are on youtube, you could easily guess what it is.

I feel like the only one who gave a fuck acting in the movie was Johnny. The rest were just meh.
Also Reed powers are super boring, were they afraid of making pedro pascal into a parachute or something more creative?

>>213023781 (OP)
No thanks, I already bought the snacks I'm taking to the theaters tomorrow. I'll probably download the cam to make webms though

>>213024862
>fantastic
say that again

>>213031016
Stun actor Doom shows up to see Franklin Richards with his own eyes.

>>213029436

What am i in for?

>>213031367
Great movie to put to fall asleep too.

>>213023825
Keep coping dcjeet

>>213023781 (OP)
It's just ... boring. Very very boring. Almost no action, just some weird family drama. Galactus don't do anything at all and like 10 minutes in movie

>>213031367
gay shit

>bait galactus with baby franklin
>move the baby away from a fucking god that can scan the universe for it when he is not in the right place yet

And Reed is supposed to be smart? Are writers just fucking stupid?

>>213031597
>reed fucks everything up
>he is the bad evil man for even thinking about certain options of getting rid of galactus
>johnny tries to announce his findings to the team on two separate occasions
>both times he is ignored and belittled by his friends
>the day is saved by screaming woman
>the day is further saved by selfless woman

>>213031683
>he is the bad evil man for even thinking about certain options of getting rid of galactus
This pissed me off to no end. What the fuck. He was just considering options fucking bitch. Reed OWNS that baby too, you piece of shit. And not like he was going for those options either, he just thought about them.

The old second FF movie did Sue death better even if it had fart Galactus.
Also, why a Silver Surfer done 20 years ago still look better than the horrible thing we got now?

>>213025534
>he watches Twitch
>he watches ads
>he casually admits to both
Get off my internet, pleb.

>the final battle could've been won easily if Sue had just used her powers on Galactus when he was near the teleporter the first time.
>instead we have this utterly pointless battle scene where sue marches galactus all over manhattan then into to the teleporter so she can have a hero death scene
>only for her sacrifice to be rendered completely pointless because Franklin resurrects her

>>213024459

>>213030960

>>213030062
Disgusting mutt child

>>213029562
Namor is handosme

>>213031367
another movie about doing illegal things to babies

>>213023781 (OP)
Give it to me straight lads. How bad is it ?

>>213032907
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>213031360
this is illegal under the take it down act.
I hope you're not American.

>>213032907
very boring. no plot. the trailer shows all the important parts.

>>213032907
Boring.

>>213023781 (OP)
>1080p.HDTS
kek. HDfags are a spiritually raped people. lossless 480p is all you need.

Female silver surfer was pure sex and the only positive thing about this movie. God she was fucking hot. Who knew just coating a bitch in silver would make a ugly bitch hot

>>213031441
>no u
keep coping, capeshitter.

>>213029795
Posting Biel is unfair to other women

>>213028921
Why does this theater have black penises for chairs?

>>213023781 (OP)
>5.5GB
nope

>>213024312
the audio is fucking shit, tho

>>213033474
you're just now discovering diddy tech?

>>213033632
To entice the /tv/ audience to consoom the latest slop

>>213032872
even for Mexican standards he was ugly.

the guy from apocalypto was cuter

>>213026311
is she a midget?

>>213026311
why is this pose so funny

>>213033849
she's 5'5"

>>213023781 (OP)
what is HDTS? a cam rip?

>>213033876
kook pose

>>213033876
they did it better on 90's kids shows

>thunderbolts is amazing! a return to form! marvel is saved!
boring melodramatic garbage, just as bad as all the other recent wokeslop. not as absolutely horrendous as the new captain america, but truly not far off
>superman is amazing! gunn saved superman!
awful, supes being second fiddle in his own damn film, a laughing stock for the overwhelming majority of it, and all of gunn's worst directorial traits on display throughout the whole flick
>fantastic four is great! stylish, sensational, marvel is back
lol. lmao. i didn't even realize i'd been asleep for 57 minutes. this isnt even bad, its just so devoid of any substance that there is no reason to watch it.

i can't believe reviews have lied to me, why would they do that

>>213034224
they have been full cope since D&W, I've seen people calling this back to back release the silver age of capeshit movies

>>213034518
>I've seen people calling this back to back release the silver age of capeshit movies
even the slimiest, kikiest, most hooknosed shill wouldn't have the gall to say something like that

>>213034549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBGh4XNJa0U

>>213034588
...

>>213023781 (OP)
It’s pretty mediocre desu

>all the white and blue

Why are they so emotional over a clump of cells in Sue's stomach? I don't get it

>>213027202
Joe Russo and Jon Favreau stopped collaborating with Kevin Feige who is a total and complete dimwit with no actual qualifications,skills, talent, passion or relevance to his position.

Think of arcane, that league of legends show. Season 1 was a standout success for a good reason. Then COVID hits and the director just fires all the writers and makes it his solo project. Season 2 comes out and it's completely forgotten with so every loose end ignored.

That's what's going on with marvel projects. Since end game they haven't had a serious director for any project. They keep pushing random nobodies into the deep end of 100 million dollar projects with too much oversight and little to no guidance.

>>213028921
Stick figure ms paint will always be funny. I love this shit

>>213023781 (OP)
It's not believable that their world is the jetsons but in the 60s. It's like yeah their world developed the same as ours until the 20th century! Fucking bullshit. You have to seriously turn off your brain to believe in the multiverse crap.

Yet another Marvel movie where characters have no origin story and they just skip character development

>>213035062
It's a fucking comic book movie. You're just bitching for the sake of it.

Movie set in the 60s universe - there are black children everywhere

>>213035090
No you are coping. It's not even as believable as the pseudoscience physicists believe.

>>213034935
didn't they asign some asian for the new spider-man movie

>>213027202
Fantastic Four is unfilmable, it's not their fault they can't polish a turd.

This movie feels really bland and soulless. I really cant put my finger on why.

>>213035062
>What is basic suspension of disbelief
Yeah and fuck that Looney Tunes bullshit too! A rabbit outsmarting a hunter? HAH!

>>213035216
Unlike Looney Tunes, Marvel takes itself seriously

>>213035254
>

>>213035340
If Fantastic Four strives to be like this, then you are admitting it's a failure because Fantastic Four is supposed to start the new avengers plot and they want another Infinity War but the quality sucks

>>213023781 (OP)
franklin resurrects his mom to get those milkers back uhhh based Franklin

>>213027640
>>213027625
>>213024862
>tall
>broad shoulders
>flat pancake ass
>plastic surgery face
...are you real people or paid shills?

Where is post credits scenes sirs

>>213036493
Found it sirs
https://x.com/zennreject/status/1948228755547144320?s=46

>>213036493

>>213027964
Why is she wearing a wig

*does nothing in your path*

Fug me, the scene where Galactus is coming to earth, Ben visits some redhead and in the background is a star or David. Everything about this movie is Jewish. White and Blue everywhere

>>213034588
The movie bit is ridiculous enough, but shows? As in Ironheart and that garbage Spider-Man? lmao

>>213036828
Wait till you realize that Ben is a Jewish Golem.

Anyone else smile a little at that awkward first kiss between Sue and Reed? The chemistry just isn't there. It's like I'm conscious of the fact I'm watching two people recite their lines.

>>213037056
Everything about comics is Jewish. They are just making it blatant in this movie

>>213037056
>he delivers the baby
>CGI baby but still full head of hair and no ambilocal cord and no circumcision
What's the point of CGI baby if they can't do anything right?

>>213037400
They tried, but Franklin kept willing the foreskin back.

>>213037400
If you've ever seen a real birth, there'd be body fluids galore floating around the craft.

Also the movie is about sacrificing a baby to Moloch.

I thought Superman was bad and this was way worse. The effects were better but it’s completely boring.
>go to see galactus in space
>galactus comes to Earth for 10 minutes and does nothing
>teleport galactus away
>movie ends

What a generic movie. They made Galactus another throw away villain. The whole movie felt like an intro

Even the Google icon of 4chan is Israeli

>>213037489
Why yes, that's the point. You really want to watch Doomsday now, right?

>flat out showing the empty Lateveria seat for the red herring
Remember when there used to be easter eggs in Marvel movies? Like
>Whoa, I didn't see that reference! Could that mean a future character is coming?!
Took the mystery out of the conversation. Now they just tell you what it's going to be. You decide if you're going to spend energy on getting excited for it or not. This is why you have to avoid all promotional material going into movies. Everything spoils everything before it gets to you. Thus the provision of man.

>>213023781 (OP)
>HDTS
Why do these fags refuse to label their shit as CAM? Do the French faggots not know what TS stands for? Fucking clowns. I hope they get locked up

>>213037552
I never wanted to watch it, if it shows up like this, then I'll watch it.

>>213037602
Very antisemitic of you, be better.

>>213033767
people have no idea what HDTS actually means man

Sue's voice is deep because Pedro is soft IRL. He doesn't play Reed as a masculine man because the writers doesn't know what it's like to be married or the accountability that brings. Pedro isn't a leader. As a mother and wife Sue should be differing to Reed and her tone should always be lighter and looking to satisfy and soothe. It should be REED assuring Sue that everything is going to be fine. SUE should be the one panicked what a birth could do to literally everything. And Reed should handle it. They should be showing Reed as the kind of guy males would actively want to be like by keeping him thoughtful and charismatic. Reed throwing himself into his research and crimefighting should be a fear he should be laying to rest in a Sue. As a man is want to do during pregnancy: he calms and assures the love of his life. But here Sue is playing the masculine role and there's no real showcase of Reed being cool or a guy to emulate yet. This movie so far just confirms why there's no reason to pay attention to anything Marvel writes going forward: They put women first in a genre written for the target demographic and core consumer base of males between the ages of 10 to 49. They forget that they have to write these men as people the target audience wants to be, not for the potential female audience Marvel continues to court.

Also I hate Vanessa Kirby's fake smile. This isn't a real smile to me. This isn't a "I'm pregnant" smile. Pedro can't play married men convincingly. He's out of his element but it's not his fault. There is zero chemistry between he and Kirby. She doesn't play a woman in love. Or a convincing wife. She's your average boring pregnant girlboss doormat-life partner roommate power fantasy. It's hilarious. Watch Vanessa Kirby pull away from Pedro when he first kisses her in the intro scene but watch her lean into Johnny lifting her up after the intro and the reaction on her face closely after both times. THAT is attraction. That's chemistry. Can't fake it.

thanks guys, saved me time (watched it at 2x for most of it) and money!

if you're gonna watch just skip to the last 20 minutes for the galactus fight, it's extremely boring otherwise. literally nothing redeemable, before the galactus fight they each demonstrate their powers like once except for human torch, the set design is alright i guess? most of the movie is just them moping around

>>213023781 (OP)
I only read the plot on wikipedia, which is the same as the leak, and damn that was boring as fuck. Not a single thing that surprises you and turns out differently than anything you already saw in hundred capeshits before. Just a surface level 70s aesthetic painted on it to barely set it apart.

>>213038061
yeah I don't blame the cast, you can tell they had no idea how any scene they were in connected to a wider understanding of their characters. Pedro was convincingly straight in TLOU.
the real problem is that the story doesn't work.

>>213038218
it doesn't help the story at all to use a 60s futurist aesthetic.
they should have set the story in the future so the F4 having FTL travel and Earth being a peaceful utopia would have made some kind of sense within the existing MCU continuity.

>>213038277
oh yea I meant 60s and did a brainfart.

>>213031129
>I feel like the only one who gave a fuck acting in the movie was Johnny
He leads the film. He projects so much masculinity and charisma just by default of Pedro Pascal's Reed being as interesting to watch as a shut door.

>Pedro was convincingly straight in TLOU.
He didn't have to pretend to be attracted to women in that series. He just had to play a guy hiding his attraction to men. This is something Pedro Pascal does everyday

They got the shitty Marvel TV writers to write this so that's why the main plot makes no sense.

**I will teleport Galactus as far away from the earth as possible, but the eggs show that you need a "receiver" at the other end to catch the teleported thing. They only built the towers that send out from Earth. ???????????????? It isn't Dragonball instant transmission. **

>>213034930
Heh. Gottem.

The whole "we are a family and it's the 60's" thing is annoying because they constantly force these two things down your throat. Good movies will introduce this and not ram it down your throat at all times. I hate that the dumbest people are the ones working on all these IPs

>>213038464
the most ridiculous plot point is when for no reason they tell everyone on Earth that Galactus offered to spare the planet in exchange for their kid.

when you think about the writing that went into revealing the second half of the Jor El tape in S25, how that was the whole plot of the first 30 min of the movie, its painful how big the powergap is.

>>213038756
And if you just don't care about Franklin, because why would you? They introduced their "I Win" Button right here. He'll be used to stop Doom. Because they want the message of "make babies" to be the thing going this year.

>>213038821
>And if you just don't care about Franklin, because why would you? They introduced their "I Win" Button right here. He'll be used to stop Doom.
agreed
>Because they want the message of "make babies" to be the thing going this year.
Schizo nonsense.

>>213038061
her voice is awful

Holy shit almost every background character and random actor that shows up for 2 seconds of screen time is black. Like I usually don't notice these things but here it's jarring

>>213037400
My son was born with full hair, its not uncommon. Also, you see Ben cut the cord.
>Circumcision
Yeah totally a priority in that situation, you fucking kike.

>>213038896
same with the new Dexter season.

>>213024312
Marvel really just needs to reboot and take a few years off already.
Their movie output has been shit since Guardians Vol 1.

>>213038861
I don't like listening to it. I didn't like listening to Scarlett's either to be completely honest with you. I looked at her with lust so I excused my true feelings about her ability. If I didn't want to sleep with her and see her only as an eye candy and an object then I wouldn't have wanted her on my screen. And that mentality has extended to Vanessa Kirby. I can't enjoy these types of films if I don't want to lose myself in the fantasy of being the lead who sleeps with the leading lady.

>>213038896
kek I noticed it too.

Damn this movie was boring and absolutely soulless.

>>213025424
fem surfer is pure sex
her actual human form is piss ugly though

>>213025595
nigger save your porn on telegram

>guy is smartest person in the world
>his technology isn't modern just a carbon copy of the technology you see in a fallout game where they take old stuff and try to science it up
How boring and uninspired

>>213038087
>>213039140
Why do white women always try to groom autists?

>>213039188
>classic 60s cars and also FTL travelling spaceships that slingshot around neutron stars

Disney have no idea what worldbuilding is. its not even AI script writing, its RNG.

>>213039208
Yup rule #1 as you try to push the boundaries your hardware needs to change too. You need a perfectly crafted aerodynamic vehicle not some 60's chevy you put wings and a rocket on. They literally did this with Iron man where the movie took place now but he created all kind of future technology as the movies progressed

>>213033474
real and i'm a gay faggot

>>213023781 (OP)
I quite enjoyed this film

>>213038061
well pedro is a gay bottom irl

>>213038464
kek i guess they'll cover that up in doomsday

>>213023909
>The most visually accurate version of The Thing.
>It's a soulless version of The Thing.
0/10 Will watch Superman again.

>>213039288
i am also a gay faggot. want to have gay sex anon?

So a major thing that annoys me is Guardians introduced that space is just a massive collection of aliens and alliances and none of that is present here at all when they fly around at warp speed. You would think Reed would have the ability to find these aliens with how he can easily track space.
>this multiverse has no aliens
stupid and convenient

Reed shouldn't be casually stretching in outfits without having it explained that he has outfitted them with unstable molecules. He should be ripping all of his shirts and junk.

>>213039416
>no galactus cock scene
>galactus cock is only teased to be circumsized below-average length

>>213039454
The cock reveal happened "off screen"

>>213039416
that's just the half of it. there are also no other superheroes in this continuity, and the F4 are some kind of world president/benevolent dictators or something.

a few days after the F4 announced that giving up their kid could save Earth but they don't want to, they should have been under siege from a massive coalition of world governments.

>>213039478
>he assumed Galactus' gender

that's if your planet is doomed

>>213039454
>It's Clobbering time!
>Thing clobbers Galactus in the cock
>AWOOOGA
>OOOOOH!
>RIGHT IN THE HERALDS!

There is zero banter in this film. No good natured ribbing between Johnny and Ben. No heart.

Yea, the actors don't fit their roles. DROPPED

This movie wasted too much time setting up Franklin. This movie feels like the Captain Marvel movie where it is empty filler to push the story a teensy bit further for the next movie everyone wants to see

>>213039578
The scene where Ben crushes the cereal toy and they start flicking food at each other, and Ben makes several jokes about him having a crush/getting rejected by Surfer. I'm not sure how much you want, they were very brotherly the whole film.

Dude. Silver Surfer comes down. Asks if the Fantastic Four are the protectors of the world. A visibly heavily pregnant Sue Storm responds "Yes we are?" in the strongest sounding voice she can muster. I'm gonna call the movie here fellas. Superheroes are supposed to be male power fantasy. This isn't written for men. Because the pregnant and vulnerable woman would not standing dead center nor be present with foreign invader has entered the home. A woman wouldn't respond like this. And one that does would get humbled by brutality immediately. How are you going to act like you can just talk for everyone?

Pedro Pascal just stands there and lets her do it, too. Dude and Ben SUCKS. He has NO charisma! I'm sorry to say this but it's like a woman wrote and directed this. Like someone who has no real love for Fantastic Four and so doesn't really get it nor have the desire to understand it just put something together. There's no passion to this project. My spirit rejects it purely because it tries to place a woman first. I cannot accept Pedro Pascal because he plays every single character the exact same and the actor doesn't fight for the voice of the character because he is homosexual. As long as his fleshly desires are being met then he doesn't care. He has no personal attachment to anything beyond doing a good job with the material he's given. If that means letting women drive everyone off a cliff then he's comfortable with doing that. Because women were used as tools to shoe in homosexuality in the first place. That's why men like Pedro can be "literally in everything" and that's why it feels like you've already seen this character before. Pedro stands around while women reassure him everything is going to be OK. Like a child. Instead of the opposite, as man intended.

>>213027625
I tried

Can /tv/anon who already watched this slop gives the QRD in here? What's the plot? Whose the bad guy? What connection does it have on future Avenger film?

>>213039910
Now you understand why Adam driver and any respectable male actor turned down the role.

>>213023781 (OP)
>HDTS
Fuck off

>>213040286
>jumps right into story, fantastic four are awesome heroes saving the earth in the new paper headlines in 60s alternative dimension earth
>everything is just the 60s but fantastic four have advanced technology for some reason
>silver surfer tells them about unicron coming to eat earth
>they fly with FTL drive to meet unicron and he wants their baby, they say no
>they go back to earth and come up with plan to move earth to a different galaxy to hide from unicron because mr. fantastic is really smart and the world trusts the science
>silver surfer destroys their plans
>unicron arrives and lands on earth to get the baby
>sue pushes unicron into inter demensional portal
>unicron comes back through portal but silver surfer pushes him back and goes through portal and it closes
>credits
>end credit shows dr doom looking at the baby

The no gravity floating CG is fucking ass. How did they let this happen?

>>213039910
>I didn't watch the movie
>Let me tell you how bad the movie is
Ben has charisma, you're a faggot who has the attention span of a zoomer. Pedro is definitely the worst of the cast but he doesn't make for the worst Reed, just not a great one.