Why has hollywood stopped producing wacky comedies? I don't think there's been even one in the last 10 years. Whatever happened to all the thinly-veiled porno films with plot? Like Piranha3D and the like?

They're doing a scary movie reboot though because of course they are. Humor and funny is only allowed because nigger

>>213024433 (OP)
>aloud

What's so special about holding a dick while peeing?

>>213024690
My wife started to panic that she's going to make a mess, which started me laughing, which made my dick shake, which made her panic more, which made me laugh harder.

She stopped asking to hold it after that.

>>213024690
women have child-like brains and are also rabid coomers who will take any excuse to touch a cock

>>213024690
Cause women have to sit and spray piss all over like a horse

i have a small penis, if anything i just balanced it on my pants. i don't 'hold it' like a handle.

>>213024433 (OP)
They're movies for teenagers and college kids for the most part, and they just watch online skits and videos for laughs these days. Also probably don't have the patience to sit for an hour and a half movie anyway.
On top of that of that they don't want to pay $25 for a ticket, soda, and popcorn(+ tip for the popcorn spinner and liquid butter machine) when aforementioned online videos are free.

>>213024690
They have a child-like curiosity about dicks, mainly because they don't have their own.
Women find dicks fascinating in general.
Hell, let's be honest, everyone does.

Peak comedy ultimately involves penises and butts, which is why Gachimuchi remains the gold standard.

>>213024690
What kind of tiny dicked losers have to hold their dick to pee?

>>213024690
All I'm saying is if God didn't want me to pee in the sink, then why do my balls rest so comfortably on the rim?

>>213025328
>his dick doesn’t do gif related if not held

lol

>>213024690
It's like rubbing a cat's belly. If they lwt you, then they trust you to not hurt them somewhere intimate while they're vulnerable.

I’ve pissed on my wife a bunch of times AMA.

>>213025328
This. I just drop drop mine into the toilet bowl

>>213024433 (OP)
why am i laughing so hard at this

>>213024433 (OP)
Women are so based unironically
>tfw no woman to hold my dick while I pee
t. 30yo khhv

>>213025818
Why?

Why have I had multiple women ask and do this
What an odd phenomenon, I don’t ask girls what it feels like to suck it

>>213025818
Can I piss on her too bud?
Is she free use?
What’s your fetlife/aff profile I’ll hit you up

Edgy humor is too risky these days.

>>213024775
Go on….

My high school sweetheart liked to hold my dick while I pissed. I didn't think it was a sexual thing, she would laugh and try to write in the snow and whatnot. I think she was jealous more than anything else.

>>213025328

If anything, I'd think large penises need to be held more to pee unless you're peeing with a chubby or squatting over the toilet.

>>213026177
I just wanted to try something different.

>>213026318
> i think she was jealous more than anything else.

>>213024433 (OP)
are normies really this comfortable with their own and others' bodies like this
t. man that has never felt the warmth of a woman

>>213026341
Why aren’t you responding to me bro, I’ll piss on your wife too dude we can give her a shower together

>>213024433 (OP)
Most of you weren't alive before everyone had internet, but people used to treat films differently. The internet made film criticism ubiquitous and now everyone's internalized the cliches of critique itself so they can banter about it. That's part of why irony is so treasured. You can't just have a silly scene anymore, you have to have to wink and nudge the audience to let them know they're allowed to laugh at it without being rubes. This irony poisoning has ironically resulted in internet humor becoming the most brainrotted, silly bullshit imaginable.
Also, my wife asked me to piss in her mouth when we were teenagers. I enjoyed it, she didn't. She never asked again, but she has asked to hold my dick while I peed once.

>>213026509
it depends, some people are just naturally like that but i think more often it signifies the relationship becoming more serious as it moves from the basic idealization and infatuation of "omg you're so hot" to reconciling this with the fact the person you're seeing is also a human being, they fart and shit, they might snore loudly and annoy you, but you become comfortable with that

>>213024775
Now that’s Christian, trad, and conservative! I hope you also farted and squirted a little poopy into your underpants.

>>213024815
This. It also feeds into their submissive fantasy/drive. I’ve experimented with some pretty pornographic requests with the past few girls I dated and not only did they do the stuff I told them, they seemed excited to do it. I’m not even sure where the limit is.

New generation of writers can't write for shit.

>>213026553
Okay but only if we can DVP/DP her as well.

>>213025379

>>213024433 (OP)
Because humour is not universal, it's largely subjective, especially when it comes to regional humour. What Americans find hilarious won't translate to China or India, or whatever other country. Hollywood is too obsessed with trying to make massive box office numbers and that relies on China. That's why American movies for the most part lack any real identity.

>>213027057
Like what?

>>213026924
>>213027092
Who let the redditranny in

>>213025379
Wait. Do you anons not use your sinks like urinals?

>>213024433 (OP)
naked gun comes out next week. what the fuck kind of shilling is this?

>>213025328

>>213024690
If you know you know

>>213025379
you shouldn't because it will start to stink unless you bleach it every day
plus it clogs faster

>>213027125

Asked them out for coffee. Absolute shameless debauchery.

>>213027125
I hold them to hold my hand with fingers interlinked and make eye contact with me
Fucking depraved sluts lmao

>>213027963
Oh. One time I asked my wife to hold a bowl while I pissed on her tits. She thought I was joking apparently when she agreed and wasn’t laughing when I came upstairs with a large metal mixing bowl and a large 4 cup Pyrex measuring cup and said which one. Long story short she held the bowl while I filled it and I even put one of her tits in the bowl which was pretty based. I was annoyed because after I finished she unceremoniously dumped the bowl on the shower floor while I was planning on pouring it all over her tits while tits fucking her. Very disappointing.

Another time I soaked her completely (everywhere but the face that’s her red line) fucked her doggy style while she was dripping wet. Seeing her on all fours in a puddle of piss made me cum buckets almost immediately.

For me it’s piss.

>>213026509
>are normies really this comfortable with their own and others' bodies like this
In my experience, a lot of it is a combination of post-nut clarity and feeling safe with the person you're with.
You're still naked but you're not horny anymore, so you start doing things that a naked person would do if they weren't ashamed and/or horny.

>>213024433 (OP)
I love slapstick comedies and it sucks they don’t really make them anymore.
Check out “Please Don’t Destroy” the mystery of foggy mountain (or something). It feels exactly like the dumb comedies we used to get. Didn’t get very good reviews but I loved it.

>>213024433 (OP)
>Why has hollywood stopped producing wacky comedies?

Because humor is relative, and to our generation, the funniest movies were politically incorrect. It’s hard to make a funny movie nowadays that’s doesn’t make fun of minorities, gays or trannies.

There’s no way a movie like Revenge of the Nerds or 40 Year Old Virgin would be made nowadays.

I watched old school the other day and it was great.
Now Todd Phillips is doing gay joker raped musicals

No Hard Feelings with JLaw was pretty funny. Dunno if it counts as a wacky comedy but it made me chuckle.

>>213024824
depending on many conditions, my fella likes to hide in the mound so I usually just pinch his turtle neck with thumb and index

>>213028085
Lmao we’ve talked about this before bro
Love seeing anons who’s stories I know in the wild
I’m the guy who’s gf would ask me to pee on her and all that but refused to shower with me ever for 5 years

>>213027091
My brother
Let’s go
Crazy to mention the dvp up front usually that’s an in the moment thing.
You two in Colorado?

I was in a giggly mood but “Deep Cover” was pretty fun. Orlando blooms character alone was great. He played an overly serious failed actor who gets chosen by the police to buy drugs for sting operations.

>>213028487
Based. I remember you too. Unfortunately I haven’t had a piss session for months maybe even since January. I hope all is going well with you.

>>213028688
Honestly things are not going well.
Are you the guy I’m responding to about pissing on your wife with you too?

>>213028767
Yeah but I’m just playing around (and not in the Colorado area even if she would be into it, which she definitely wouldn’t!)

Sorry to hear things aren’t going well I hope things improve on your end. All things ebb and flow just keep your chin up and keep at it

>>213028933
Thanks pissbro I’ll see you in another thread

>>213028085
>for me it's piss
Fucking kek

>>213024690
Dunno. I have heard about women wanting to do this from multiple sources both irl and online, so it isn't an isolated thing. Maybe something to do with the fact that women are genuinely quite jealous of being able to just whip it out and go wherever it's convenient?

>>213028933
>>213028957
Cute anons

>This thread
There's no way this is actually thing. Women actually ask to hold their partner's dick while they pee? Complete incel here and I can't tell if this is a joke

>>213030917
It's true and fairly common yeah, why is that bad?

>>213030917
>Complete incel here and I can't tell if this is a joke
It's simpler than you think.
Women spend their entire lives squatting to pee so they're both jealous and curious.
The most exposure they've got to it is knowing that the men's restroom has that weird waterfall machine attached to the wall.

>>213030899
Pissbros gotta stick together I guess. Me? I am a bonafide anal man. Yep it’s the Hershey highway or bust for me. At this point pussy is just a prerequisite segue to get into that turdcutter.

>>213030917
girls are fascinated by the cock. I remember making my dick move while a girl was laying with her head on my stomach playing with my dick after sex. I started flexing that muscle that makes it move and it blew her mind

never had one ask me to hold it while I pee but it does not surprise me

>>213024690
>>213029135
can confirm
i think theyre just curious

>>213027594
I'm not sure if I understand.
I thought the urinal was for washing your balls.
What's the sink for?

>>213031623
I used to sometimes use my cock to hold up a shirt or towel or even prop up my iPad like it was an appendage and my gf couldn’t believe it.

>>213031859
Are you perpetually erect?

>>213032238
No I would just do it when I had an erection which, when I was younger, was near constant especially when around a gf.

I would be erect and hang a towel or T-shirt off it and basically do kegels to hold it up as long as possible. Same with propped my iPad against my boner. I remember my gf getting out of the shower and I’d have her bra or a towel hanging from my dick and I nonchalantly said “your effects, m’lady”

>>213033159
Kek
Based

Ok, but why do every fucking women on earth want to pop other's acne? My sister, female friends, ex and current gf, all of them seems to be driven by such impulse.
Is this a woman fetish? Disgusting.

>>213033480
Kek I thought my wife was the only one
I dunno but I get it there’s something satisfying about it.

>>213033480
idk but my face is better for it
mine also plucks ingrown pubes

>>213024433 (OP)
>girls asking to hold your dick
I thought this was only a thing in places where it Snows

>>213033480
>>213033544
>>213033589
>why do females feel better when grooming during peer bonding
bruh it's literal monkey brain.

>>213024815
True, my wife likes to suck my dick immediately after I take a piss

>>213033480
I think it's kinda hot, but it's more of an endorphin rush thing.

Having a girl hold your dick while you piss is really hot, but I think that for me that's because I have a mommy fetish from having a psycho mom and want a woman to be gentle and take care of me.