>single Asian character
>name is Ching Chong
A little bit on the nose don’t you think?

>french
>good for nothing

>>213024661
Where's all the arabs?

>real life East Asian people in Britain called 'Cho Chong'

do we need to tell them they're racist?

>>213024661
>Supposed to be a school of beautiful girls
>Mostly 3/10's

>>213024598 (OP)
>we need a name for our Chinese region
BRAVO NOLAN

>>213024661
>french
>dies in water
accurate

>>213026167
kek

why no mexican in wizarding worl

Why did Dumbledore send Harry on a goose chase to get Slughorn's memory if he already knew about the whorecrutches?

>>213026313
He didn't know how many Voldemort had made, and Voldemort was retarded enough to "hypothetically" ask Slughorn what would happen if he made the exact amount he planned to make

>>213026208
because they're in the Latin American schools

>>213024661
Beneath each of those skirts lies a pussy.

>>213026373
damn these movies are gay as hell, do people actually take them seriously?
i mean shit, just make six million of 'em and mail them into space

>>213024598 (OP)
full name ching chang bing bang bong chong the fourth

>>213024598 (OP)
If JK had ANY imagination whatsoever:

>the boy that lived
Harry Potter

>his redheaded best friend
>Ginge Nosoulsey

>his other close female friend
>Cathy Bookworma

>his fat clumsy housemate
>Chubs McTubbs

>his housemate that is prone to exploding things
Ira Blastman

>his token black housemate
Nubian Pickcotton

>his Slytherin rival
Chase Masterrace

>the Indian sisters
Poopwa and Hapeepee Benchod

>head of Hogwarts
Bavid Dowie

>>213026506
>his token black housemate
There are a few other black housemates not just Dean Thomas. Angelina Johnson and Lee Jordan off the top of my head.

>>213026449
Erm ackshully anon you need to commit some kind of heinous atrocity every time you make one

>>213026643
Were they even meant to be black in the books or did the movies just make them that way though?

>>213026691
Nah they are black in the books.

>single Asian character
>name is Ching Chong
>A little bit on the nose don’t you think?

>>213026688

Any bookfags here? I just got done with Half-Blood Prince and pic related had less than nothing to do with the plot. It's not like Snape being the Half-Blood Prince was some major plot point or a mystery that was trying to be uncovered.
So uh, what the fuck was the point of this line? or the title, for that matter.

>janny made content thread

>>213027001
Gives snape backstory he needs for the last book where he plays a more important role. The last book sucks btw sorry dude.

>>213027001
Harry used the FUCK-YOU-WITH-INVISIVLE-KNIVES spell. Snape deflected it, realizing Harry has been reading his old chemistry book where high school Snape doodled in. The Half-Blood Prince was his edgy high school persona.

>>213027001
HBP is my favorite. I agree with the other anon, it's just adding more complexity to Snape in order to help justify or understand why he is the way he is or does the things he does. Places him in the same hat as Voldemort and Harry as far as blood purity goes. And academically in the same boat as Hermione, except clearly better since Snape was inventive, which reinforces why Snape was sometimes catty with her since she relies on rote memory, but that's not her fault she's muggle born and that's all she could rely on. Also serves as a tool of irony, Harry would have tossed that book into a fire had he known it was Snape's school book, and it was also similar to Voldemort's diary.

>>213027111
Yeah I get that, but nobody really cared. There's like one scene where Hermoine talks about it, but there's no
>We need to find out who this Half-Blood Prince guy is! He seems like a talented wizard, maybe he knows about Voldemort!
Followed by a six-month long investigation subplot. The attempt to figure out the number of crackwhores is the focal point. I could understand the title being it because Snape's role is brought to the forefront, but it just seems like the whole textbook and pen name being Snape's thing should've been resolved a lot earlier, and more natural. Instead they have him practically look at the camera and say
>It's me, Harry! I'm the Half-Blood Prince! It was me all along!
Like nigga, nobody asked.
This cannot be how it goes down in the books, I just can't believe it. No wonder Alan Rickman was embarrassed on set, these films are written and edited by fuckin' loons.

>>213027344
>Followed by a six-month long investigation subplot
Happens in the book. They discover Snape's mom's school awards but they don't figure out that she's Snape's mother, on account of her maiden name being Prince.

>>213026144
I actually went there and I had to be careful not to call it Chingchong instead of Chongching.

>>213027502
So the movie is shite made by hack frauds, that's what I was curious about.
You'd think I'd have picked up on it by now, but it's like each movie I'm more and more surprised by how nonsensical so much of the shit that does or doesn't go down is. I still do not understand the vanishing cabinet, room of requirement, and all that lot, but fuck it.
Christ, and here I thought Quidditch was going to be the gayest thing going into this franchise. Now I got Voldemort looking at the camera talkin' about
>AHEM, PROFESSOR, IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE SEVEN HORCRUXES? THAT'S SEVEN, AS IN ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, AND SEVEN. NOT EIGHT, NOR SIX. SEVEN.

>>213024598 (OP)
>A little bit on the nose
Goldstein's the one with a nose. Goblin ancestry you know.

>>213027716
Yes that's why they are making the tv, it's impossible to fit the books into seven or eight two hour long movies without butchering the story. And yeah the vanishing cabinet and subsequently the room of requirement are things that were mentioned super early in the books (like book one or two iirc) but were probably left out of the movies since they appeared to be minor details initially.

HOW DID SHE GET AWAY WITH THIS?!

>>213028009
>making the tv
tv show

>>213026506

>>213026851
Nice selfie ranjesh

>fourth largest city in China
>pronounced "Chong Ching"
What are they complaining about, they do it to themselves

>>213028359
Well well well

>>213024661
why is there cunny in the middle

>>213026449
They were made for children.
>do people actually take them seriously?
Yes, women are like children.

>>213026490
REALLY?!!!

>>213024598 (OP)
>>213028023
It's really funny how many flat-out racist caricatures are in Harry Potter, both the books and the films.

Who else figured out that the Weasleys are supposed to be a caricature of the Irish?

sorry you're a low income spic/pajeet, but this is a common cantonese name. cho 秋 means autumn