Thread 213026249 - /tv/ [Archived: 236 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:42:49 AM No.213026249
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Just watched this film.
It was fine but the other superheros are basically useless except for Mr. Fantastic, honestly all of the side characters were so lame maybe except for that Green Lantern guy because he made me chuckle once.
But Krypto was the worst fucking part of the film, he just constantly drags on every scene he's in, is annoying and just serves as a Deus ex Machina for whenever Superman is down.
Superman acted weirdly whiny and screams a lot.
Overall it was kinda ok but it really felt like an edgy "deconstruction" fanfic.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:45:22 AM No.213026298
>kindness is le punk rock
for anyone who hasn't noticed, punk rock is dead and outdated... like kindness. grow up
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:49:03 AM No.213026409
>>213026249 (OP)
I really wish they had a better person to play as Lex Luthor and that they didn't have Lex Luthor fucking cry when he lost. That shit was lame, but kinda funny in the moment (because I was not expecting Lex Luthor to fucking cry, shit was kinda hilarious but in a bad way)
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:07:13 AM No.213026839
>>213026409
At least he wasn't played by Eisenberg this time
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:09:16 AM No.213026883
>>213026249 (OP)
why are all these negative superman threads staring with โ€œI just watched the movieโ€ then proceed with run on sentences punctuated by paragraph breaks with no spaces? it is very specific and very formatted
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:09:20 AM No.213026886
>>213026249 (OP)
>Hates the dog

Just say your a chink
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:11:03 AM No.213026921
>>213026886
I'm black actually
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:12:21 AM No.213026955
>>213026249 (OP)
>It was fine
It's reddit
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:12:54 AM No.213026967
>>213026921
I thought blacks liked dogs? Oh, because heโ€™s not a pitt bull huh
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:16:55 AM No.213027053
Captture
Captture
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>>213026249 (OP)
Yeah... I'm not watching this movie. In fact I might just buy a bunch of tickets to Fantastic Four out of spite. What I AM going to do is hide this thread, along with every other Superman thread I find.

Remember /tv/, always always always HIDE these threads. Clean up this board, put them in their own echo chamber and lets move on. Do your part!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:35:33 AM No.213027557
>>213026886
I rike eating yummy dogs nihao
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:36:36 AM No.213027583
>>213026967
you wont like them once you had popo sick one on you
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:51:03 AM No.213027959
>>213026249 (OP)
>Kosherman
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:51:18 AM No.213027972
>>213026249 (OP)
Post modern Superman.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:15:05 AM No.213028572
Krypto is sexy stfu
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:08:07 AM No.213029879
>>213028572
Kys
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:15:05 AM No.213030045
>>213026298
dude, PLEASE, let me walk with you in school, you are SO cool
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:17:31 AM No.213030111
>browns are heckin punkrock
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:21:17 AM No.213030195
>>213026249 (OP)
>the other superheros are basically useless except for Mr. Fantastic
Would you say he was... fantastic?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:45:41 AM No.213030750
>>213026249 (OP)
>but it really felt like an edgy "deconstruction" fanfic.
Didn't feel that way to me at all. Was more heartfelt.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:49:37 AM No.213030828
>>213026249 (OP)
This movie was kino and you snyder jeets are showing yourselves.
Superman was kino.
Guy Gardner was kino.
Mr. Terrific was kino.
Hawkgirl was sex.
Lex Luthor was kino.
Krypto was kino.
The ending was hyper kino.
If you think otherwise you are Indian.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:05:31 AM No.213031200
>>213030828
I've never watched any Snyder movie after MoS and i completely forgot what happened in that one, BvS and Flash are dogshit.
You're a falseflagging indian