You guys were in the insane amount of focus groups this movie had to sanitize it right? What ideas did you offer them to make it more Jewish bucks friendly?

Don't show uncovered boobage.

>>213026317 (OP)
They took out the scene where Mr Fantastic explains crime statistics

>>213026317 (OP)
I've never seen a superhero film before, and told them to put in 10 minutes explaining what a superhero is before starting the main plot.

The Thing looks like he's made out of crunchy nut cornflakes

I took out the evil orangutan nest scene.

>>213026527
He looks like a scabbed over penis after a circumcision went wrong.

comic books are the dumbest shit ever

>...oh look a rock man
>anyway...

>>213026317 (OP)
Since I skipped Supershit 2025, I think I'll buy double the tickets for this flick. Thank you viral marketing bros!

>>213026734
they spent 10 minutes explaining that the rock man is rock because of cosmic rays or something, you have to take it seriously with that level of commitment.

>>213026821
Hey there Sar...

>>213026317 (OP)
Why does Reed have pockets on his pants and no one else does?