>tony walks into a room
>spots the prettiest woman there
>gives her a smile
>next scene is them fucking

How does a fat, bald, slob get so much pussy? And don't tell me "hurr durr, he's powerful" Women don't fuck power.

>>213026716 (OP)
He paid her

He talks to them

Incel thread

>>213026716 (OP)
It's GUIDO CAPESHIT. same answer to all the retards asking about george in seinfeld getting sex, its kike capeshit written by kikes.

HBO shows have to include forced insert sex scenes bc the people paid for them

>>213026739
this

>>213026716 (OP)
The Sopranos feature many examples of how unpleasant sex scenes in shows can be.

>>213026716 (OP)
It's fiction

>>213026776
this

>>213026773
Incels love to think of women as unattainable as it reinforces their beliefs that women are scum and need to be killed.

>>213026776
not this

>>213026785
Yeah, despite all the sex in the show I don't think I ever found any of the sex scenes arousing aside from Gloria letting Tony bang her at the zoo. They were seemingly always gross or deliberately offputting.

>>213026716 (OP)
Rizz

>>213026716 (OP)
>Women don't fuck power.
My brother in Christ, this is a proven law of nature. It's been said to death but it's also true about confidence, no matter how much cope you have. Looks definitely matter to women but it's nowhere near the dealbreaker it is for men.

I have zero recollection of this episode for some reason

>>213026716 (OP)
He's got the reputation of being a mob boss. Women send love letters to 70+ year old ugly russian serial killer grandpas in prison.

>>213027046
It's where Tony has to start showing up at his on-paper job for a while at that sanitation company. She's a secretary and after a few scenes of Tony being bored at work it cuts back to this scene with him banging her.

>>213027044
>>213027078

Yeah I'm sure some random woman he never met before and who has never heard of or seen him before will instantly know some lardass that wheezes when he speaks is a mob boss and spread her legs.

2025 and you people are still falling for these geezer fantasies

>>213027046
Tony has to go to the garbage plant where he has a no show job to give the impression he does something there. He meets the secretary and seconds later they're fucking.

>>213026716 (OP)
hurr durr he's powerful

Many women are turned on by:
1. Criminals
2. Money

i've spent so many hours intricately and intimately picturing tony's canoli & meatballs

Didn't Tony's fake boss say she was some secretary who got laid off cause she was fucking the boss or something to that affect then Tony glanced her over and she gave him the smile?

>>213026716 (OP)
They were all whores

>>213026716 (OP)
>le best written show ever
>sucks and is dumb

>>213026716 (OP)
>Tall
>Big
>Nice face
>Confident
>Important
>Wedding ring
He's basically unstoppable

I love how much this show makes basedzoomers seethe.

>>213026739
>>213026778
elaborate please

>>213026716 (OP)
You're a retard

>>213026739
No, he listens. And that's what no one else did.

>>213026716 (OP)
jews make all these movies about shitalian americans and portray them as complete caricatures but shitalian americans are so fucking dumb they look at these movies and then think that's how they are supposed to behave, so they do, and then jews make caricatures of these shitalian americans again, so the caricature is double fold, then the next generation of shitalian american see this in movies, and again thinks this is how you are supposed to behave, repeat for every generation
i hate being progeny of retarded long island shitalian americans
fakest most retarded people ever

>>213026716 (OP)
>Women don't fuck power.
had a nerdy looking manager with a Ned Flanders mustache and constant coffee breath. Looked like he couldn't bench press a broom. But he was a manager...had a decently cute female coworker confess she had the hots for him...'attracted to powerful men'. most bizarre thing and really ruined my image of women for awhile. Then the realization that they're just childlren in adult bodies really started to explain things

>wopslop
grow up

>>213027129
You're a genuine fucking moron

>>213027227
They should try watching the whole thing instead of contextless youtube clips and they'd almost certainly like it.

>>213027227
There is a nuclear arms race between The Sopranos and Mr. Robot over how many virgin zoomers they can trigger by having main characters have sex while they, despite being equivalently bald, fat, or autistic, don't. It's fascinating.

>>213027320

keep rewatching sopranos and replaying morrowind, incel

>>213026716 (OP)
It's a show retard

Tony was tall, charismatic, and rich. Even being just one of these would be an advantage over most guys.

>>213026716 (OP)
Much of the Sopranos is boomer dad fantasy. IRL women who fuck around with crime figures are notoriously mid or ugly.

>>213026936
> beliefs that women are scum and need to be killed.
Women have been saying “men are scum” and should all die since the 70s so it’s very funny to see this pearl clutching after 50 years of men bad propaganda.

Secondarily what they fear isn’t men killing them as much as society no longer being centered on their cunt. What does a man without a woman need with child care? Retirement funds (just save up yourself, or die penniless)? School systems? Mass immigration? Men without women would vote their interests which will dismantle most of any welfare state and stop the open borders. Since women are by far the biggest supporters of all that trash it will undo their real sacred beliefs.

Just look at the divergent political leanings the last few decades. It’s taking off like a rocket both ways.
Decenter the women from society. This kills them for real.

>>213026716 (OP)
All women care about is status

You can be a bald midget with 4 legs and a stump arm, if the world says you're "cool" the woman will want to fuck you

>>213027124
>>213027146
ah yes the born again Christian right

>>213026716 (OP)
Its just a tv show anon.

>>213026716 (OP)
OP's never had money or confidence

>>213027044
jimmy?

>>213027078
>Women send love letters to 70+ year old ugly russian serial killer grandpas in prison

This is a giga blackpill. Saw it on some documentary on a Ukrainian prison.
Some fucking shithole in the middle of nowhere. This dude was old as fuck, in jail for a brutal rape and murder. Like 0 frame, body or intimidation left because he was frail as fuck by this point, no boss presence either, he didnt have a bunch of underlings, just by himself.
And he still had some young girl next door type giving him conjugal visits just cause of that ounce of notoriety.

are people going to really sit here and speculate for 300+ posts about if some made up shit is happening IRL or not yet again? goodness this is tiring

>>213027987
You know josef fritzl? That austrian guy that raped his own daughter for years and years and made multiple kids with her. His 85 year old ass is getting love letters from women off all ages.

>>213028000
>Are people arguing about made up tv shows/movie scenarios if it would happen in reality?

Where do you think we are right now?

It’s a fucking tv show and a fictional one at that get a fucking clue OP

>>213028000
>i cant have this conversation again

David Chase projecting his boomer fantasies.

I legit hate the
>man gives woman flirty look
>woman responds
>cut to sex
thing so much. It’s literally just blackpill incel nonsense

>>213026716 (OP)
he whispers a sum into their ears

>>213027448
That chick looks great considering that looks like a mugshot or passport photo

>>213026716 (OP)
The writers wanted it to happen.

In my experience this shit only happens with exes you haven’t seen in a while.

all women care about is if other women want to fuck him

>>213028000
>ummmm because the director told them to?
>it's not that deep bro

all women are retarded that's all

>>213027300
t. richard

>>213026716 (OP)
ENTER

>>213026716 (OP)
She was a "born again Christian" to which Tony replies "oh yeah?" with a little smirk. He knows she's damaged goods and an easy lay.

>>213026716 (OP)
Tony was always the boomer power fantasy self-insert.
>t. Grew up with a dad who loved The Sopranos

>>213026716 (OP)
The thing is, the Sopranos is half comedy. A whole bunch of unrealistic things happen in the show. A bald, obese guy with a lisp involved in crime isn't going to be vigorously banging younger chicks with ease. IIRC most of the women Tony has sex with in the show are "normie" women, which isnt realistic at all. People mate assortively. Criminal types end up with trashy lowbrow women.

>But Tony is tall!

You're a retarded blackpill retard. Being tall isn't the golden ticket to have women throwing themselves at your dick.

>>213028785
The women he ends up with are Carmela, who grew up "in the neighborhood", a Russian sugar baby, Ralph's ex, the "born again Christian", which could mean a million different things in her past, the suicidal, mentally ill car saleswoman, and that other mentally unstable former drug addict who ends up dating Christopher. The women aren't exactly normal.

>>213026716 (OP)
>Women don't fuck power.
kek, sure, whatever you say, OP

>>213026716 (OP)
Bullshit women love hustlers

>>213028535
MCNUTTY

>>213027129
Firstly he's in the papers and has a reputation
Secondly he's the boss of the family for a reason
Thirdly most work of fiction consider that you as a viewer leave some breathing room for the suspension of incredulity to park around somewhere in your brain. But that doesn't work with artists like you because yours already full of Lego pieces and Funko pop. Sorry.

>>213029155
I meant to type autist but I'm on goyphone with goytocorrect. Sometimes it twists my arm and fuck my words, some other times it pulls french words off my secondary dictionary, and then finally it does this irregularly but no less purposefully to fuck with me in threads made about thing I only started watching that get shoved in my face so I can be made into an ass publicly.

>>213026773
>I think I'm dumb
>I think I'm Giuseppe

>>213026716 (OP)
Does spontaneous sex like this actually happen IRL?

>>213027486
Lol. I'm 5/10 at best but fucked women since my teens. I was pimply and stick thin too. All I had to do was talk to them in person and gauge whether they're interested. Thing is, I play in my league, i.e., 5/10 women. You incels target 8-9/10 women and then seethe they won't give you the time of day.

>>213029487
Happens to me all the time, ask me anything lil playa

>>213030430
>Thing is, I play in my league, i.e., 5/10 women

>>213026815
This

A rich powerful man can get big cums whenever he wants

>>213026739
What does he say
Why do they never show what they say? This feels like some Hollywood gaslighting bullshit

>>213026936
Im maybe a 6/10 and I can get laid by fairly good looking women. Women that are probably better looking than me. Im not an antisocial retard and I understand basic hygiene. Im convinced these hopeless nerds just dont want to do any effort.

>>213027181
No. He said she was a born again Christian. Which means a slut larping as a Christian.

>>213030430
5/10s are a waste of time
Juice is not worth the squeeze

>>213026716 (OP)
>women will drown themselves in debt to buy [latest thing] just because they have been told by fashion news outlets and/or influencers that they should
>they will send love letters to convicted mass murderers and rapists
>but they won't fuck rich mob guys with power, oh no that is waaay to much of a stretch!

>>213029487
What exactly do you mean by spontaneous? They cut to a sex scene but it doesn't mean it happened immediately. I've had sex with women within a few hours of meeting them.

>>213030430
This is what these nerds dont understand. They expect women to lower their standards for them but will never lower their own standards

>>213026716 (OP)
It's a tv progrum, a movie

>>213026716 (OP)
it was before the internet where women were dick deprived

>bored to fucking tears by all the womyn scenes about beauty products, relationship, lame pointless vain shit and Tony's wife who's so annoying I'm not registering her name even after five seasons
>now /tv/ incels make soprano threads about muh sex and the tony sex scenes which had one singular purpose: to lay down for the viewer his destructive habits and sexual appetite and frustrations ( and optionally to build some dramatic arcs )


This generation is as boring and focused on surface level shit as holes. Must be the HRT.

>>213026716 (OP)
>Women don't fuck power.
this. name one time a hot lady has had sex with somone who is wealthy or professionally successful

Just be yourself bro

>>213030961
Be like Paulie. The only time he's going near a woman it's either his mom or an old bitch to smother her under a pillow and steal her cash.
Women are like barrels of toxic wastes you gotta drive around them not into them.

with power comes confidence and some women like confidence. i've known a small handful of women who have been fucked by dudes other women would never let touch them with a ten foot pole but they all said "idk there's something about him". Most likely they're girls with daddy issues and the guys(like Tony) know how to press the right buttons.

>>213026716 (OP)
>Women don't fuck power.

>>213026716 (OP)
i thought him fuckin her was a fantasy in his brain

>>213030941
Harvey

>>213027354
>>213027129
not that guy but you really are naive.. are you like 21 or some shit?

>>213026716 (OP)
/tv/ will defend scene like this to death because like Tony they are also bald and fat, so they got to signal to the world that "Bald guys get muffugin pussy too you incel chud", so is the scene itself realistic? Yeah, somewhat, probably something similar could happen irl, but do notice there's never a scene of Tony being rejected by a woman too which also would have been a realistic counterbalance and not single out the show as some wop guido norwood power fantasy.
>>213027987
Don't take women seriously, they don't take you seriously, so why should you? Infact the blackpill you mentioned could be seen as a whitepill that women will never be full human beings and should be enslaved.

>>213031396
>there's never a scene of Tony being rejected by a woman too

>>213026716 (OP)
He's powerful