Thread 213026942 - /tv/ [Archived: 465 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:12:00 AM No.213026942
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This is genuinely one of the worst movies I have ever seen. How is there no one talking about how horrible this movie is? It feels like it was made by AI. I literally walked out of the theater
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:20:14 AM No.213027139
>>213026942 (OP)
DCjeets are getting desperate
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:21:07 AM No.213027164
>>213026942 (OP)
>How is there no one talking about how horrible this movie is?
nobody watching
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:22:08 AM No.213027194
>>213026942 (OP)
A lot of the images of the cast have an uncanny valley feel to them i NOTICED
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:23:19 AM No.213027221
>>213026942 (OP)
Its probably mid af, not gonna even make as much as Thunderbolts.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:23:22 AM No.213027223
>>213026942 (OP)
There's very little buzz for it. No one cares any more about Marvel thank god or capeshit in general. Superman did ok presumably because of surprising tits being allowed
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:24:33 AM No.213027248
>>213026942 (OP)
Shill thread
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:28:39 AM No.213027378
>>213026942 (OP)
I'm going to buy a ticket for EVERY SUPERMAN THREAD thats been spammed on /tv/. I won't even go, I'll just buy them online. I STILL haven't watched Supershit and after this failed viral marketing campaign I never will.

My family? We're watching Fantastic Four. My friends? We're watching it. My coworkers? I'm going to drag them out to watch it too. Tickets baby, thats what I'm buying. I might buy a bunch and donate them to a school, write it off as charity and get a tax write off. I'm going to shill for this stupid flick harder than I have for anything else. And for every one of these anti-Fantastic Four threads you'll make, I'll buy four fantastic tickets more.

Fantastic Four > Supercum
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:35:37 AM No.213027558
>>213027378
Most of those threads were anti superman shills fighting superman shills it was strange to see. The biggest comparison I can think of, which will seem tangential, was the BTC BCH chain split in 2016 I think where there was a very obvious invasion of /biz/ from people pretending to understand 4chan culture but very obviously being outsiders.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:36:44 AM No.213027589
>>213027223
Supeman did good because its a good, well-structured film.
F4 just assumes superheroes are inherently interesting. it's like a curio from 2007 or something.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:38:48 AM No.213027634
>>213027164
>nobody watching
the story starts in the wrong place, so you are pretty much stuck watching uninteresting setup for too much long.
anons who dl'd the camrip may have literally tried to watch it and switched off.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:39:46 AM No.213027654
>>213026942 (OP)
How do you know it got better if you walked out?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:42:20 AM No.213027715
>>213027589
> Supeman did good because its a good, well-structured film.
It really isn’t and was changed from the day format of the first cuts precisely because it didn’t make much sense. It’s still a fractured story with too many moving parts that makes Superman a sideshow in his own movie BUT they do lay out the main threat in a comprehensible way which F4 does not.

It’s a competition between two retarded projects that can’t do the fucking basics of screenwriting and Superman edges it out by being slightly less tarded.
What a win.
Don’t see either project.

Oh and regardless of which capeshit gets bigger numbers they both lose to reheated Dinos. So suck on that.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:43:27 AM No.213027748
>>213027221
>not gonna even make as much as Thunderbolts.
It'll make a lot more. But, yes, it looks awful.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:45:56 AM No.213027827
It will make money because blockbusters are sparse these days so if something comes out it can dominate the theaters unopposed for a while.

It used to be that the summer blockbuster prime time was filled wall to wall with movies and even when they were competing they'd make bank.
Now it's some limp garbage movie shat out by a studio just to keep an IP going that's going to be on streaming services in two weeks anyway.
The entire system is propped up by latinos since the whole family goes with like 8 kids.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:46:05 AM No.213027832
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>>213027139
You’re narrative doesn’t work anymore jeet
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:46:08 AM No.213027834
>>213027715
Superman had cleavage so it beats F4
Dino's had Scarjo so it beats superman.
Marvel need to get jiggly
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:48:03 AM No.213027884
>>213027748
Thunderbolts was quite bad but it had a viable story structure with a beginning middle and end. the cast was better. this is like babbies first superhero film.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:48:48 AM No.213027904
>>213026942 (OP)
>I literally walked out of the theater
Yeah so did everyone else who's ever seen a movie in a theater
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:50:59 AM No.213027957
>>213027715
all they did with Superman was take out the title cards and a bunch of jokes.
it gave Superman the correct amount to do, recognizing that you can only show him at full power for a very short amount of time before he gets boring.

it might not work for under 12 kids because it literally throws you straight into the middle of the story but the structure is really solid once you get over the spam of ideas. it's a movie for people who are familiar with the genre and don't need their hands holding.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:52:37 AM No.213028002
>>213027715
>they both lose to reheated Dinos. So suck on that.
parasocially siding with a movie you know is bad because it isn't capeshit, is just the negative equivalent of being a capeshit fan.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:32:23 AM No.213028969
>>213026942 (OP)
It's not even in theaters yet, retard.