Let's say this is your wife. She dies in a car crash. Would this upset you so much that you agree to an implant that wipes your memory?

>>213028289 (OP)
what the FUCK is that

>>213028309
Gemma from severance.

No I would not do that

She looks like a border collie
Or a fox

>>213028289 (OP)
Nah. She looks fucking tarded.

I’m waiting for someone to post it so I can leave this thread

Don't forget to buy your Severance™ innie keyboard!

>>213028309
That’s my wife
>>213028380

>>213028289 (OP)
Tell me about those earrings.
How do they work?

>>213028551
Thank you

>>213028551
Spot on
Cast her as Krystal in the starfox movie
Computer, remove her clothes

>>213028289 (OP)
Never. I would want to remember this gorgeous woman forever.

finna watch dollhouse again

>>213028289 (OP)
that's a man, dude

>>213028963
Nuh uh I saw her poosay

>>213028963
Don’t you fucking DARE

>>213028289 (OP)
I think I can take this one

My wife died a few years ago, and I’ve been wrangling strange ever since

>>213028289 (OP)
>an implant that wipes your memory?
an implant that wipes your memory only during work hours

I want the implant now and I'm not even married

I have a wife and I want the implant so ai can forget about her when she's not around.

>>213028289 (OP)
>>213028320
Fuck
Nope

>>213028289 (OP)
Is this what happens when you Bog a Japanese woman?

>>213029137
No comparison

>>213028289 (OP)
She looks like that dog that looks at you suspiciously.You know the one

>>213028289 (OP)
What a horseface

This woman is the perfect representation of Aphrodite.

>>213028289 (OP)
>losing kitsune waifu
I would get a soul sword and challenge the gods of death to battle to get her back

>>213029263
>ai

>>213029314
She some kind of Australian hapa

>>213028289 (OP)
I would implant the chip solely so i could meet helly. and then i would NOT save my horse faced ex wife no matter how hard my outie begged

>>213030162
No way. She has to be 100% Asian with that orangutan face.

>>213030218
>Your outie used to fuk this yerrow pussay

Years ago I had a dream I was hiding from the mob in Tibet or Nepal, somewhere in the Himalayas. There I met and had a brief romance with a local that looked like her, I had watched her in Dollhouse I think. Weird thing was that at the time I didn't know the actress's ethnic background came from that exact part of the world. I must be a natural at phrenology or something

>>213030318

>>213028289 (OP)
why the long face?
ngl probably would

>>213028289 (OP)
no

>>213030598
Is that her family?

N

>>213030598
those aviators must be huge to make her face appear regular sized. compare them to her husband's aviators

>>213030670
yes

>>213030741

>>213028551
Kek, both are from the same region, she is from Nepal and that's a Tibetan fox

>>213028289 (OP)
Is that a male

>>213028289 (OP)
if she was a kitsune

>>213028289 (OP)
Nah, I'd just go to Tibet and find another fox wife.

>>213028289 (OP)
Is it that hard to believe? people drink and do drugs to escape far lesser problems. imagine getting paid and getting free housing and never having to mentally deal with work. I'm sure lots of people would do that

>>213028289 (OP)
Where's her phone?

>>213031575
Yes but would you do it for this particular woman?

>>213031774
if she doesnt just flatout play a kitsune in a shitty netflix adaptation
I will flip a tit

>>213028289 (OP)
Television and film?

>>213032023
Yes unless those giant piercings through the main part of her ear are real, then no.

>>213032368
References and knowing?

>>213028289 (OP)
Alien features. She has chinese in her genepool somewhere.

Show her nudes from Altered Carbon

>>213032916
Mongolian/Siberian dumb ass

>>213032916
SEA monkey confirmed.

>be me
>married high school sweetheart
>knew her since childhood
>couple for 5 years, married for 3
>after many setbacks, decide to settle back home in rural Appalachia
>buy a moderately nice house
>trying for our first child
>go on an outing for work
>wife stops contacting me in the middle of the day
>maybe reception is down I don't know
>by the next evening start to worry
>ask relative to check on her
>no one answers, car not there
>have them check again at night, still no answer
>get excused to leave early
>come home to nobody
>ask around, no one had spoken to her recently about her whereabouts
>contact police to investigate
>no sign of forced entry or burglary/abduction
>takes time to initiate a missing person's case
>neighbors and relative form search party
>car found later that week near a trail
>work with detective while mentally spiraling
>case remains open for months with no real leads or progress
>assume the worst scenarios of her death
>drink myself to sleep every night for 2 years
>daydream that she'll one day show up at my door
>those episodes of severance and many other films/shows are so painful to watch

Man, I'd hate to forget her. But sometimes I feel like it would spare me so much misery.

>>213033905
awful. i would check the fuck out of life, drop out of work, become an alcoholic, live on my savings, and if i'm alive by the time those run out, i'd sell the house and get a few more years.
was she the hiking type or do you suspect foul play? i lost a close friend who fell in a ditch on a mountain trail.

>>213029441
I'd breed her hussy

>>213033905
Sheeit. I’m sorry man.

I reckon she probably had a car accident and either died in the car, which is just hidden off road. Or she was concussed and wandered a bit into nature before dying.

The amount of missing people and cars that turn out to be just off the common roads is shocking

If you or the police haven’t tried it, I’d try and make a map of roads she would have used to and back from the retreat. Then gradually look around the sides of them

>>213028289 (OP)
id just remove her chip and put into another.

>>213028551
I want one of these foxes

>>213031446
>Literally Tibetan kitsune (just not very good at disguising itself)

Redpill me on Severance.
I like mistery shows, because they hook me on the first seasons, but I hate how they end and never finished From or Dark for example, I can't digest their terrible final seasons

>>213028309
Lori from Shark Tank

She looks likes an alien

>>213037954
Dark did get finished. It's not the worst ending either for a show like that even if it's not perfect.
Severance is a great show so far but there are a couple silly decisions in season 2. Assuming they only make one or two seasons more so they don't run out of ideas I wouldn't be worried. But Apple could be desperate about their shit platform and wont cancel one of their most popular shows so they might let it run forever and make it trash.

>>213037954
Season 1 was cool.
Season 2 was "lol crazy shit happening" for no reason, just because it could.
Could've been made in one year, like any other series, but they wanted to go discount Lynch mode.

>>213028289 (OP)
Pffff, you losers will never be happy in life, give up.

>>213028553
New fetish unlocked

>>213037954
hope you like shows where they release 9 episodes every three years

>>213028553
They aren't a full circle but an U shape and you squeeze your earlobe through the opening and they stay on.

>>213030218
Based

>>213030351
Years ago I had a dream I sailed away to China in a little rowboat to find ya and you said you had to get your laundry clean

Depending on her haircut she can go from attractive (if weird) to hideous

>>213028289 (OP)
>Would this upset you so much that you agree to an implant that wipes your memory?
Yes. The Pain of losing her would kill me.

>>213041242
if this is a reference, i'm not getting it. i don't like mob movies, everyone's a subhuman in them

>>213028289 (OP)
Shes just exotic.
Also, 1 of 3 worst pair of tits I saw in kikewood.

>>213028289 (OP)
There's nothing wrong with fucking a non-white woman. Just don't marry and reproduce with them.

AYY LMAO

>>213028289 (OP)
If I was married to that thing, it must've been the result of an extremely brutal shotgun wedding. If it died, it would mean I'm free, and I'd probably celebrate like crazy.

>>213042728
huh, what do you mean? she just had perfrectly regular small titties. what are your other two choices?

every time I see her I think 'wow she's beautiful... better just make sure it's not a tranny' and then wiki tells me she's not and I wank and then I forget about her for months again

>>213030741
Is that her sister? She looks much more cute. Bet he bangs her secretly.

>>213042307
I'll be kind and spoonfeed you lil bro
https://youtu.be/B4c_SkROzzo?si=QTvk97ib8PFcajQd

>>213043520
is this even a popular song? why would you assume i know it?

>>213043682
It just came to my mind when you posted about weird oriental dream, it's quite a popular song number 4 on billboard chart in 1983

>>213044021
i was minus six years old in 1983, i guess that explains why i didn't know it
you shouldn't have spoonfed me, you should have just dropped your boomer reference and left me hanging