Welcome back to X-Play!

i forgot she had a nice pair of honkers. how do i get her to sit on my face???

>>213029540 (OP)
I'd rather see what's on fucking E! then sit through another episode of X-play. Christ what a terrible show that was

>>213029540 (OP)
No thanks, I'm too busy watching Channel 4's "Bits". Aleks Krotoski and the two Emilys are wearing uniforms and inflating their bra sizes (2:40 in). They should really remake this show for modern audiences, it would go down well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmxxR76Luwo

>>213029540 (OP)
X-Play was decent until they stopped the skits and it became a daily rundown type of pop culture mosh of a show. Did they even do reviews after 2008?

I thought G4 was mostly retarded and the word "gamer" felt astroturfed to hell but I do think it contributed to the goofy/laid back feeling in the 2000s. I miss it begrudgingly.

>>213029576

i could never bring myself to watch g4
i couldn't believe my best friend liked this shit
i think the only thing i found funny was that guy tweaking out when interviewing people at a blizzcon or something, looked like he was about the tear the armrests off his chair

>>213029555
i never forgot

>>213029540 (OP)
>Welcome back to X-Play!
>be me gooning before school to X-play and ESPN2 workout sluts and Club MTV

>>213030026
People wouldn't call you such a phoney behind your back if you didn't try to interject yourself into conversations like this with such weaksauce

>>213029540 (OP)
>turned down a million dollars to pose nude for Playboy
It's crazy to remember there was a time where a lot of girls actually had dignity and self-respect.

The amount of seed ive spilled to these women. Im talking quarts.

>>213030160
Qrd on why he looks all cracked out?

>>213030174
>quarts
what's that in literally any amount people would know? i'm not even doing the europoor metric stuff, nobody except chefs and chemists can picture how much a single quart is

>>213030251
He’s on crack

>>213029963
>I do think it contributed to the goofy/laid back feeling in the 2000s
you might be on to something

>>213029555
I liked the early modest Morgan :(

>>213030360

>>213030251

>>213030325
fucking grim

>>213030290
1 gal =3.785 L
1 gal = 4 quarts

You should be able to visualize this. I can picture in my head exactly what both 200 mL and 16 fl oz. look like in a container or spilled on the ground.
t. Amerimutt

>>213029540 (OP)
webby morgan yummy

Did you forget about me, /tv/?

>>213029626
damn that bitch needs a sandwich or four

>>213029963
I enjoyed X-play more when it was called Extended Play and shot in a mall arcade instead of a studio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMKGAQbg0Ws

Webb looked better on the show than in photoshoots.

>>213029626
Mogged by every female extra, impressive

>>213031298
i imagine thats true for any attractive woman since photoshoots are for uggos

>>213031298
She's an LA girl but a pretty nerd, not a bikini model. They kind of missed the point with her.

>>213030251
heh just tired i guess..

WHADDUP DUDES. HAPPY THURSDAY. IF YOURE GOING TO SEND US YOUR SHITTY MW2 GAMEPLAY COMMENTARY, DONT SEND US A FUCKING VIDEOTAPE. WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT

>>213030160
*Sniff* *Snort*

>>213030251
My guess was always amphetimine burnout. Like up on adderall for two days or something. That's what I did back when I was prescribed it and abused it instead of used how I was supposed too. Everything going on with his mouth especially. But all of his mannerisms really.

Apparently other stuff also makes you act like that, but I can't speak personally about that.

>>213030160
This never gets old

>>213029626
jesus christ, the non-awareness is baffling, what were they thinking?

>>213031540
It was blow. Adam likes his yayo.

>>213030325
Who is that?

I was more of a Kristin Holt fan

Attack of the Show>Xplay

Xplay wasn't even the best review show on G4. Judgement Day was far better.

>>213029626
Lmao, so underwhelming
She has no curves

For me, it’s Suzi
BEST girl comin’ through.

>>213029540 (OP)
Blonde Webb is superior

>>213031752
Laura Foy
Used to co-host G4tv.com the show

>>213031910
>Cute t-girl butt
>Can suck a mean dick
>a SMIDGE of the tism
>Actually plays vidya unlike mercante or FROSK

>>213031910
i never watched this, ended up looking up who this was. it really is just this one webm.

still, would. traps are not gay if they're this cute.

>>213031910
>BEST mentality ill
ftfy

>>213031910
cute tits, too.

>>213031137
Imagine single handedly bringing down g4.2, while a scam artist sits next to you not knowing what to do.

>>213032090
>doesn't go outside
>Obsesses over someone else's life choices
>Thinks trans girls are on every corner of the earth

>>213031137
Weird I jerked off to someone from the reboot.

>>213032132
>Projecting
>Mad over my life choices
>Projecting their wants and desires

>>213032159
thanks for this image. was curious what the voice was like.
https://archive.org/details/FtsZD8coOY
damn ;_;

>>213032159
felt bad for the guy on the left who realized as it was happening that frosk shot g4 in the head right there

>>213032209
God I can't wait for summer to be over. you kids need to get the fuck off the internet.

>>213032274
He scammed people by saying he was giving money to charities, but was just keeping it himself. One of those beloved youtubers who fell from grace hard stories.

>>213032274
>felt bad for a charity fraud scheming shitskin
Lmao

>>213032209
Go outside, try looking people in the eye you xanax addict.

>>213032395
Yeah, can't wait until you go back to school and /tv/ isnt reddit anymore

>>213032422
People cant look you in the eyes without getting nauseous.

>>213031821
Judgement Day was the one with Tommy and Viktor right? That one was better. Unless your only criteria for a good game review show was a manjaw with tits. In which case yes I guess Xplay will always win that argument.

>>213032405
>>213032421
I had no idea who he was kek

>>213029576
Wild On was fappalicious.

>>213031910
damn, kenny omega fucked THAT

>>213029626
why is that gook always eating shit in every movie he's in?

>>213029540 (OP)
>Morgan Webb crushing your head between her thighs
>Olivia Munn licking your taint
>Sara Underwood massaging your balls and slurping your cock

>>213032592
He is a crust buster? Not shocked

>>213032066
>has AIDS
this is a dealbreaker for me

>>213030290
Wrenchlet who never changed oil spotted

>>213031910
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>213032489
well he also looks like a onions redditor with his manicured beard so you shouldn't feel bad for him either way

>>213031298
Magazine photos, especially inserts, always look terrible. I'd whack it to that though.

>>213031910
>>213032159
you’re gay if you wouldn’t.

>>213029540 (OP)
As a kid I always imagined her headlocking me with those delicious thighs while I ate out her puss

I barely watched the actual show
Meet the Sess was kinda funny though

>>213032790
Sounds like something a crust buster would say

>>213029540 (OP)
I love how Morgan Webb was always on that feminist shit like "Rumble Roses would be a great game... if they let the girls wear PANTS!" and then went and did this photoshoot.
Fucking hypocritical cunt.

>>213032861
She wasnt a feminist though, its called a joke, back then jokes existed.

>>213031621
>vicegrip on his knee
>head and other arm shaking
>angry expression
>the table wobble as it nearly breaks into a million pieces from the weight
>the interviewee's nervous smile, and then glance to the camera
It's perfect "drugged out kike" kino

>>213030050
i forgot how attractive young morgan was

>>213032909
You never watched the show.
There was zero humor intended in any of these little snipes. They were perfectly sincere expressions of "ugh, MEN am I right?"

>>213030160
Here's a better one

>>213029540 (OP)
Wakey wakey, pissbaby. Youve been living in a dream, I'm the host of G4 and always have been. Fuck you, I hate you stupid gamers.

>>213032861
Xplay was hypocritical lefty writing in general, they would complain about black or hispanic stereotypes in gaming like GTA then constantly have unfunny skits with Rednecks and Canadian stereotypes

>>213032992
Kid, I watched G4 when it premiered, before it merged with Tech tv. Shut the fuck up.

>>213033161
X-Play wasnt even a G4 show before the merger, dipshit.
Way to immediately give away your larp.

>>213033363
Where did I say xplay? I said g4 you stupid ass bitch.

>>213033421
>where did I say the name of the show we were discussing?
You're retarded and so is your dumb larp.
Better luck next thread.

>>213033467
Thats fine just cry it out, I accept your concession.

>>213033161
>>213033363
Holy fuckin rekt, KWAB

>>213032861
>>213033104
>MUH POLITICS
Shut up. They're called JOKES you millennial faggots.

>>213033485
>I... I a-a-acep-
Better luck next larp.

>>213032790
>Gamer Bailey Jay
>Stuck to gaming because she wasn't comfortable with porn
All of like 3 vids.

>>213033607
Still crying?

>>213033595
see >>213032992

>>213033656
Imagine thinking you millennial pussies know what jokes are. You're worse than the ipad babies.

>>213033595
Millennials are exactly the age group that watched this shit as it aired and understood the cultural milieu. What the fuck are you babbling about?

>>213033678
A zoomer speaks.

>>213029540 (OP)
In retrospect she was never hot and i was just a horny teen who loved any inkling of tit. Still would

>>213033678
>Imagine thinking the exact age group to have watched these shows as they aired understood what was meant as a joke and what wasn't

>>213033736
I dont know, when she had blonde hair she was pretty damn hot

>>213033762
It was a joke, they made fun of gays and jews on that shows, haha

>>213031752
A lesbian

>>213033783
everybody made fun of gays and jews in the early 2000s, zoomer.
Meanwhile "ugh, MEN am I right?" was never meant as a joke about the feminists, but about horny men. Tina Fey made that kind of joke a staple of her tenure on Weekend Update.
People didn't make jokes about feminists because they had no power and didn't matter. This is the golden age of The Man Show we're talking about here.
You don't know a thing about the time period because you were a toddler while it was happening.

>>213033871
Mmhmm sure, sure. Everything was a joke, accept what you exclusively are saying isnt a joke to make your point. Reddit tier logic

>>213033979
You're retarded.

>>213033999
Uh huh, keep crying, kid.

anyone remember this show? pic related
used to air reruns after x-play was just a better ninja warrrior
should bring it back if they get the nu-g4 off the groud

>>213034029
In all sincerity: for the good of the human species, kill yourself immediately.

>>213031433
>She's an LA girl
she's from canada

>>213034102
Stay mad, and keep crying you seething loser, hahaha

>>213034148

>>213034072
I wish they would bring Portal back, that show owned

>>213034198
The real joke, is you. Night night zoomer

>>213033979
>>213034029
>>213034148
You're trying way too hard to fit in.

>>213034072
I can’t tell if that’s Unbeatable Banzuke, but I loved Unbeatable Banzuke.

>>213034256
later in its life, but code monkeys as well
>>213034320
yes thats a course in it was kino watching what i could scape together of it still online recently

>>213034292
that's not how you use commas, zoom zoom.

>>213034363
im lidderly, smarter then u haha

>>213034360
based and couldnt be made today

>>213029540 (OP)
>a TWO.......out of fiiiiive
which game was it

>>213031137
>the lesbo cunt that killed Xbox

>>213030121
i'm sorry you had to learn that g4 was gay

>>213032159
>fat goatfucker who stole donation money
>literal tranny who slept with a Capcom community manager
Everyone associated with G4 ultimately destroyed themselves.

>>213032473
Judgment Day was better than Xplay but that's saying very little. Tommy Tallarico was and is an insufferable hack whose opinions have no value.

>>213031137

>>213029540 (OP)
does anyone remember the commercial for g4tv where it was a guy acapella doing a song like DUNNNN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN and another guy in front of him is doing capoeira?
and then it says "for the love of the game"

>>213032240
I would fuck in ass and probably suck her if she's not circumcised

>>213030464
kek

>>213029626
She's a fucking plank.

>>213029540 (OP)
>be me
>only child and mom was divorced
>mom was a sloppy slut that would get drunk and bring guys home
>during the summer it was ungodly hot so all I would do is play PS2 and endless surf through the channel guide on Directv
>TechTV, AdultSwim, Toonami were on my rotation
>one time mom came home and I hid in her closet
>she was a slob, so she had piles of clothes and junk in the closet
>watched her suck some guys dick and get fucked
>I jerked it in her undies
>i did this a couple of times and sometimes would watch her shower
X play saved me from my endless boredom, and I would always be excited for anything being shown on anime unleashed. I didn’t like

>>213034731
no but I remember Po-Ken and Biker Billy

>>213034877
Nigga wut?

>>213034877
what the fuck bro

>>213034877

>>213032861
Yeah these ugly whores weren't there to be eye candy. They were there to push feminist bullshit into a male dominated hobby. Zoe, Anita, and that whole crowd never would have existed without these cunts opening the door.

>>213032616
Food is tasty. Have you had some?

How close are we to a 99.5% realistic cable box simulator so I can pretend it's prime g4 for a year?

>>213034635
That guy pretending he watched it with his friend is gay

>>213035388
idk but i'd buy one at any price

one time i was watching this show with a friend and we wiped our penises on the crt screen because the girl was so attractive
good times

>>213034663
Completely agree. It was better, but not by much thanks Tommy you little douchebag. In his defense he's made some video game soundtracks I love. Or at least I think he did. Who knows at this point these days.

>>213031785
For me, it was her sweet, sweet legs

>>213030325
>society catered to the tastes of young men
>women bullied early into never getting fat
>lowest suicide rate in decades
It's so funny in retrospect remembering when left wing millenials still had social clout and they tried to retcon the 2000s as the worst period in recorded history because you could call someone a faggot in an Uno game on XBOX Live.

>>213032790
I don't want Anthony Cumia's sloppy seconds

>>213034877
Holy based.

>>213034360
I know Sessler is an absolute prick and always has been but it sucks what the 2010s (and crack) did to so many people. He would've had a category 7 spergout if that happened today and write some gay substack piece about how Webb opened up centuries of Jewish paranoia deep in his psyche or some shit. And that just sounds like a rotten way to exist.

>>213034731
found it. at 8:11

https://youtu.be/QwOEVwaxYSo?si=hAJzK5EkSTT5LaVM&t=489

I watched for she

>>213031137
Look up Machine Gun Kelly and tell me she isnt a genderbent version of him

>>213032790
>watch xis/xer porn out of curiosity
>the manliest moans ever
The illusion wears off fast

>>213030325
Fun fact, the US has a higher suicide rate than Japan.

>>213034360
so sexy. sexy based webb

>>213034877
Hot.

>>213031633
I have no idea but the discount theater I was in the first time I saw this movie was hooting and hollering and jeering at her when she turned around and it was getting out of control when she dropped the sarong. I was sure someone was going to hurl an af1 through the screen. I still haven't had more fun in a theater since that showing.

>>213030290
A quart is a quarter of a gallon you fucking retard. If you drink beer, it's 2 pints. Otherwise, those skinny bottles of milk that look like their about half the width of a gallon are a quart.

>>213031910
>>213032066
>>213032078
>>213032790
A lot of trans women can pass when they control the photo angles and can pose, but even after watching her move around on videos and hearing her voice, I don't think I would have had a single idea she was trans unless you all pointed it out. Jesus.

>>213038831
i thought that one was pretty obvious, anon

>>213038831
he has hands like rajon rondo what are we doing here

>>213038858
You have a better eye than me. Once it's pointed out it's easier to pick out details, but she honestly looks a lot like some nerdy girls I know.