>THE FACULTY (1998)

Why wasn't it called "Student Body"?

>>213029842 (OP)
I'm a Clea Chad, but something struck me as really strange while gooning one night.
She dated Nick Stall. Okay, maybe she wasn't full lesbian yet. Ellen Page fucked dudes. But Nick dumped her and started dating Carla Gallo (costar on Carnivale).

Here's the rabbit hole: Nick, Clea, and Carla became Hollywood's first public "throuple". They all dated each other. Then Nick The Dick got dumped by both of them. The power of lesbianism was too strong.

>>213030025
Carla's best friend since childhood is lesbo weirdo Sarah paulson. LA Sewing circle.

>>213029842 (OP)
The jock dude is probably still waiting tables in Hollywood kek

>>213030254
Did you see those sad pictures of The Sherminator from American Pie?

>>213030025
>>213030142
Lesbians aren't real, not even an ugly as sin woman as Clea Duvall. But being ugly and sin and aging as such, she had no choice but to go full in on the dyke schizo LARP because no man with a status would stick his dick in her.

>>213030025
Other way around, don't know where you got that from. Nick dumped them cause he was fucking more important holes in Tinseltown.

>>213029842 (OP)
There's already a movie called Student Bodies (decent 80s horror comedy)