Assuming they're in our timeline, what happened to these characters in 2025 America?

>>213030358 (OP)
they wouldve disappeared into the ether like all the other whites did in nyc post 2000

>>213030448
Joey moving to California and Chandler/Monica moving to Westchester is canon.

>>213030358 (OP)
>monica and chandler divorced, he got fat and heavily into drugs and died, she got anorexic thin and took up smoking and is just always on a razors edge emotionally
>ross and rachel separated, she remarried and lives in the suburbs and is a social media influencer, ross also remarried and still lives in the city with his much younger asian wife
>the rest of the group cut joey out of their lives when they found out he voted for trump and last they heard he was still in los angeles
>phoebe an heroed because when you're young and cute being a weirdo is socially acceptable but when you're old and haggered it's not and the trauma of her early family life finally caught up with her

>>213030542

>Joey
Acting career doesn't take off in LA. Follows the weirdo Hollywood crowd and gets into hard drugs. Lives in immense debt until he loses his house in 2008 and is working retail when he dies of an overdose.
>Ross
Breaks up with Rachel within a year. Stops contacting his kids once they reach high school. Becomes a lonely, ill-tempered, extremely bitter old man with bad reviews on RateMyProfs and is spending 45% of income on rent.
>Rachel
Her career plateaus and eventually moves back in with her parents when she realizes that she and her daughter can't live the life she wants as a single mother. Still hot, but never remarries. Has been on SSRIs nonstop since 2014.
>Monica and Chandler
Stay together, but live a miserable, extremely stressful life. Monica insisted on spending every last dollar keeping up with the Joneses. Chandler has steadily ballooned to 40% body fat. One of their kids is a disaster. One is perfectly average. Both currently attend mediocre colleges that cost ~$50,000 per year after financial aid.
>Phoebe
don't care, never cared

>>213030970
Actually wait I have one for Phoebe.
>Phoebe
Content and grateful with her boring life. After the Friends went their separate ways, she spends all her time watching TV, scrolling social media, and running random errands with her husband. They moved to Florida during COVID, and she texts her nieces and nephews several times per month.

>>213030820
poor frog :(

>>213030542
>the rest of the group cut joey out of their lives when they found out he voted for trump and last they heard he was still in los angeles
kek

Most of them had stable careers, living arrangements and relationships by the end of the show (except Joey) so most likely they'd all be fine. Only major mishap I could see happening is Ross and Rachel breaking up again, even at the very end I never got the feeling that they'd be together forever.

They hacked each other to death in Celebrity Deathmatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXEKmfa9sL4

drowned in a hot tub

>>213030542
i buy it

Monica moved to Florida and became a wine aunt.

>>213030448
>whites
Aren't most of them jews?