Thread 213030620 - /tv/ [Archived: 37 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:39:32 AM No.213030620
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What are these movies about again?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:40:51 AM No.213030651
>>213030620 (OP)
muh family
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:41:11 AM No.213030656
I've never seen every single Fast & The Furious movie, does anyone know when, exactly, they switched from being about street racing to being Mission Impossible Lite type films? What was the trigger, what was the moment the switch was made?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:41:20 AM No.213030660
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>>213030620 (OP)
family
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:46:06 AM No.213030755
>>213030660
always thought they were a cute couple
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:47:14 AM No.213030777
>>213030620 (OP)
cars
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:49:48 AM No.213030832
In my culture we gather at loved one's homes to share meals and drink together. Family is everything. You wouldn't get it
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:50:15 AM No.213030840
>>213030620 (OP)
Semen trying to reach an egg, since I'm guessing you also just watched the most recent PSG episode.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:51:24 AM No.213030870
>>213030656
I think the 3rd one. It all kind of went to hell after walker died.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:53:16 AM No.213030910
>>213030620 (OP)
Stolen DVDs cargo.
Right?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:53:22 AM No.213030914
>>213030656
1+3 are about cars. 2 is campy and silly and feels like it takes place in a different universe. 4 missed the mark on what made 3 so cool. All downhill from there.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:55:11 AM No.213030952
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>IT'S ABOUT FAMILY AND CARS AND FUCKING OUTERSPACE EINSTEIN
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:55:36 AM No.213030959
>>213030620 (OP)
Familia
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:56:00 AM No.213030972
>>213030660
Ghislaine is a soulless husk of a human being, but I'd still pound that shit into next week.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:57:40 AM No.213031004
>>213030972
Her body was on point desu
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:03:14 AM No.213031141
>>213030620 (OP)
Why did they make his kid half black when he's at most 1/4 black?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:08:49 AM No.213031275
>>213030620 (OP)
Before they were drag racing aliens in space shuttles to the moon to cure cancer via time travel, I think they were small-time hoods stealing DVD players. Oh, and family! Free bread sticks and everything!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:12:51 AM No.213031375
>>213030620 (OP)
remake of Point Break
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:13:55 AM No.213031400
>>213030620 (OP)
famiy
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:15:50 AM No.213031456
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The first Fast and Furious movie is such a fucking blast.
>NOW HAS COME THE DAY THAT I TAKE THE LEAD, AND I MAKE YOU FOLLOW
https://youtu.be/37MZudBs4wo
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:17:17 AM No.213031493
>>213030656
The first one is unironically a good movie and it is hard to believe it is in the same franchise as the recent ones.

I feel like they peaked the suspension of disbelief in 5 and it should've ended there
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:23:04 AM No.213031653
>>213031493
7 was the perfect place to end it whether Paul Walker died or not
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:32:34 AM No.213031885
>>213031456
>>213031493
The first one is genuinely a better Point Break in my opinion. Then Roman is great in the second and then after 3 the rest are just popcorn fun.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:35:17 AM No.213031958
>>213030656
Fast 5. The Rock entering the franchise transformed the series from guys driving cars really fast to guys taking down small armies in hand to hand combat.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:36:25 AM No.213031994
>>213031885
I thought 3 was a shit movie but that Tokyo car chase at the end is the best car scene I've ever seen in any movie
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:38:39 AM No.213032056
>>213031994
Yeah I didn't really jive with 3 that much either.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:14:20 AM No.213032932
>>213030620 (OP)
Loving the Earth enough to forget about Jesus,
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:18:50 AM No.213033033
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>WTF HAPPENED THEY USED TO STEAL DVD PLAYERS
Name a more reddit opinion, especially coming from people obsessed with Superman and Fantastic 4 right now
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:19:34 AM No.213033056
>>213030620 (OP)
Feeding Vinny's ego.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:22:23 AM No.213033118
>>213031885
>>213031994
3 had the most actual "racing" of any of the F&F movies. The driving and stunts were also 100% "realistic", as they had Tsuchiya as the main stunt driver lmao.

>Most racing
>most grounded car tricks
>most accurate portrail of car shit (no "danger to manifold" *floor pan flies off* shit)
>plot was pretty decent as well
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:23:31 AM No.213033142
>>213030656
when pablo died vin was set on a path of vengeance cuh
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:26:38 AM No.213033222
I beg they wanted to turn into an action spy movie, but couldn’t they find stupid ways to shoehorn street racing into it? I mean more than they already do. Like China is planning to release Covid using a race car crossing the finish line as a trigger for the bioweapon so Vin Diesel has to race and figure out a way to disable the car and stop it from crossing the finish line. Ever new movie could be a new retarded street racing based mission.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:28:32 AM No.213033273
>>213033222
They still have 1 or 2 street races per movie jammed in and the rest his Vin Diesel's superhero fantasy and spy flick
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:30:15 AM No.213033326
>>213030620 (OP)
living life a quarter pounder at a time
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:31:48 AM No.213033361
>>213033118
Dori Dori has a cameo in it too
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:32:34 AM No.213033377
family-sized meals
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:34:01 AM No.213033418
series jumped the shark in F&F36 when they got isekai'd and had to fight God to return to earth
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:35:59 AM No.213033463
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>>213030620 (OP)
I saw this in an anime parody of this today. It's about a bunch of microscopic people trying to drive into a lady after getting stuck in a tissue.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:38:30 AM No.213033511
>>213033273
But those races don't matter at all to the actual storyline. You could replace them with Vin playing basketball or something, and it wouldn't change the plot. They are just giving a few minutes to Vin's Character's hobby.

At least the first few films, "street racing" was a bit more central to the plot. The third one especially, since the entire climax of the film is centered around winning a street race.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:41:05 AM No.213033580
>>213033222
>but couldn’t they find stupid ways to shoehorn street racing into it?
The Aaron paul "Need for speed" movie was a more fast-n-furious movie than most fast-n-furious are. The entire film was doing street-race, someone dieing in a street race, preparing for street race, making it to the street race location, getting a replacement car for the street race, and then doing the street race.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:42:33 AM No.213033614
>>213030620 (OP)
Familia
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:33:51 AM No.213034626
>>213030972
Being a jewess she can probably suck a mean cock.