>shieeeeeettt, you know i'm just tryin' to helps my peoples
>gives a corny ahh speech and shucks and jives his way out of court

This was the most unrealistic writing I've ever seen.

>>213032425 (OP)
>Because if some 4chan mod comes through the thread, I say hey, it's all in the game! But a /tv/ janny? Television & Film? Hell no, can't be happenin', 'cause I know I have received too many goddamn (you)s for the board and its catalog! Hell no, ain't no soul in the world that fuckin' ungrateful!
>Yeah, well... calm down, anon.
>Off-topic? They gonna come talk to me about off-topic? In */tv/ - Television & Film*? Sheeeeit! Where do y'all think I'm gonna raise (you)s for the whole damn website? From Sopranos generals and shit? From some tiny-ass Sneed thread? You think I have time to ask an anon why he givin' me (you)s, or where he gets his (you)s from? I'll take any muthafucka's (you)s if he givin' it away!

>>213032425 (OP)
What's an ahh speech?

>>213032425 (OP)
He swayed the jury and thats all he needed to do.