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>>213033562 (OP)
> don’t save me super human homo sapi- what an alien? Oh shit that’s just nuts nigga

>>213033562 (OP)
>Remastered HD release of MoS drops
>Pa Kent is now a giant squirrel

wtf I love this movie now

Best thread on /tv/ rn

kek

Stop, invincible man

>>213033562 (OP)
>you now remember

>>213033562 (OP)
HAHAHA SO HECKIN' FUNNY XD

>>213033958
Mad

>>213033958
jeet

>>213033958
this, sans irony.

>>213033562 (OP)
>nuts, my nigga son!

stop, invincible sun!

get it? because he's a squirrel.

>>213033562 (OP)
>NIGGA THAT'S NUTS

>>213033949
Peanut was worth more than the souls of every single Indian

It's funny.

>>213033562 (OP)
>or my nibba Fred.

>What was I supposed to do? Let them die?
>NIGGA THAT'S NUTS

>>213033958
jeet detected

>>213034424
are squirrels prone to sunburn or something

>>213033562 (OP)
>Winter's here, but he has no nuts stored away
Why didn't he just let his son bring him some of his nuts?

>>213033562 (OP)
When I was a little kid I lived across the street from a park that was hit by a tornado. There was a squirrel that was completely splattered and stuck on the side of the brick bathroom building like it’d hit it at 200 mph. It made me laugh.

>>213034845
You were a rotten kid

>>213033562 (OP)
Squirr-el NO!

>>213035102
You’re a real jerk

>>213034272
don't get mad faggot

>>213034415
>That's nuts, my nigga

>>213033562 (OP)
Why'd he do it?

>>213033562 (OP)
>nut, my invincible nigga

>>213033562 (OP)
this took me a second

i dont get it

>>213035559
lil guy went nuts!

>>213033958
GOOD MORNING SAAR!

>>213033562 (OP)
Stop, my invincible nutcracker.

>>213033562 (OP)
STOP MY INVINCIBLE SON

>>213035559
>he comes back for more
What the FUCK was his problem?

>>213035559
The NUTS on that little fella!

>>213035559
>climbing the tree at the end
He absolutely dabbed on everyone there and he knows it

This thread is nut

>>213037741
he was nutty ;)

>>213037741
It's like those videos of a goose or a duck getting mad and chasing around a whole herd of perturbed cattle. Even when they're small when some animals see red there's just no stopping them.

>>213037960
I once saw a dog start chasing horses around and almost get trampled

>>213037741
NIGGA
HE'S
NUTS

>>213037960
any animal has a breaking point of getting pissed off no matter how docile it is normally
not that geese aren't aggressive as fuck by default

>>213035559
>>213037741
Rabies most likely

>>213037960
i've never seen these videos. post the videos.

>>213038271

>>213035559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MA0kSWZHFU
Just made me remember this pussy who screamed like a girl when a squirrel came in his office

>>213035559
kek!

>>213038356
it’s kino!

>>213038356
explain this, zoologists.

>>213038405
a blackbird flew into my room once. i was absolutely hysterical, even coolly and rationally what the fuck do you do? it's a bird, just in your apartment.

>>213038356
>I'm not in this field with you, you're in this field with me!

>>213038356
Chad goose

>>213035559
>>213037741
He was trying to ratatouille that dude.
Sadly, he was bald so it didn’t work.

>>213038356
birds notoriously don't give a fuck, maybe it's because of their dino genes that they think they're still the apex.

TSSSSUUUUUUU

>Invincible son ... stop staring at my nuts

>>213040083
oddly aroused by this.

>>213035559
ayo fuck sandy gon d-ACK!

>>213040142
>oddly

>>213037960
>>213038271
>>213038356
>>213038424
>>213038511
>Even when they're small when some animals see red there's just no stopping th-(QU)ACCKKK
>NOOO STEEVE OH MY GAWD WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HUSBAND NOOOOOO

>>213040357
lmao his goose friend was all like
>YOOOOOOOOOO

>>213040386
you just know that nigga was in his ear like yooo I got yo back nigga u got dis get his ass fuck dat nigga up LMAO

>>213038356
aura maxxed goose

>>213033562 (OP)
you are as cringe as you are reddit

>>213035391
Underrated

>>213038463
>even coolly and rationally what the fuck do you do?
Turn all the lights out and make it as dark as you can. Grab a flashlight and a towel, shine the light at the bird, then capture it in the towel, take it outside and release the little dude.

>>213033562 (OP)
Every spring on the east coast, millions and millions of newborn squirrels eventually leave the nest and get splattered all over the roadways. The crows are always excited come spring.

>>213033562 (OP)
>spring on the east coast
>millions and millions of baby squirrels die screaming on the roadways
Where is Superman?

>>213040357
Are we posting animal rekt?