Look I don't know about you, but if I were Vanessa Kirby's husband I'd probably fucking kill myself.

>>213035079 (OP)
he's gay

>>213035079 (OP)
God, I wish that was me.

>>213035079 (OP)
Her kid is going to be half Chilean

>>213035079 (OP)
Me too, but mostly because she looks like a bogged freak now.

>>213035117
Was he just as gay when he was pumping his load inside her in their trailer on a nightly basis during principal shooting?

>>213035182
Sea bass?

>>213035195
This. Her eyebrows are especially illness-inducing, like somebody glued a bunch of spider-legs to her forehead

I’d just off him, not myself
Her husband is jacked too it’s be hilarious if he went War Machine on pascal

>>213035206
Pedro only pumps loads into his brother

I want a pregnant wife so much

He's just anxious, I'm sure the husband understands... he just needs to have sex with her because of... Erm anxiety...yeah that's it...Heh

>>213035079 (OP)
he just had anxiety when he is close to women
>was wearing dakota johnson clothes after they both left her apartment
>kirby touches him like their flirting
>...
it's very natural, you know

imagine being her husband right now lmao

>>213035117
That is not how a woman behaves with her gay friend, Anon. That's how a woman behaves with a man she WANTS. She wants his D bad.

>>213036248
They are promoting a movie. Can the "leader of MCU" be openly gay?

>>213035079 (OP)
Never noticed how thick her eyebrows are. Kinda into her now.

>>213035079 (OP)
>it ain't gonna suck itself, zestxican

>>213035079 (OP)
Why? This is part of her job. Actors are contractually obligated to be horny weirdos during press junkets and interviews to keep the american fujoshit audience engaged. All the hypercringe you see in these events should be treated the same as any shit you see on the silver screen. In both cases they're being paid to do it for the cameras.

>Having an actress as a girlfriend or wife
You get what you fucking deserve

>>213036351
this

>>213036351
true

>>213036351
This
>Yeah my wife gets naked on camera and makes out with other men and pretends to have sex with them for money, it's just pretend though so it's okay

>>213035079 (OP)
Isn't pedro literally a fag

>>213036636
No, that's just how all the fanboys of the actresses he fucks cope.

>>213035117
No, that's Mel Gibson you're thinking of who also was never a good actor.

>>213035117
Gay men are not against having normal sex with women. Gay men are perverts through and through, sex addicts that would make your average gooner blush.
They've already made the logical and emotional leap to have sex with men. Sex with women just pales in comparison.

>>213036636
All actors are.

>>213036636
See
>>213036712

You guys should hear Dax Shepard talk about his wife. Here’s one recent example
>he’s watching his wife’s new movie with his friend
>his wife makes out with an actor
>he says it’s the most intense kiss he’s ever seen in his life
>his friend asks “has she ever kissed you like that?”
>dax says “no never”
>they have been married for like 10+ years
>he finds all of this hilarious
What is wrong with these people

>>213036664
If Pascal is a pussy hound I'm the Emperor of China.

>>213036670
Mel Gibson has like 10 kids from 3 different women.

>>213036636
Most likely yeah

>>213036761
More cope.

>>213035079 (OP)
you guys insist he's not an old faggot but if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

>>213036248
Nah, I'm gay and my friends usually sit on lap and kiss my neck as a joke.

>>213036670
lol kike

>>213035079 (OP)
He always holds women's hands when he says he's nervous. Alpha male move lol.

The rehearsal episode where Nathan explores actors and intimacy scenes by having their boyfriends watch on the soundstage is the best piece of contemporary media available to showcase how fucking awful people are

>>213035079 (OP)
>her husband after she comes home from the premiere

>>213035079 (OP)
not gay but I would rub Pedro Pascal up and down given the opportunity

>>213035079 (OP)
No problem. How women should be. More serious with partner.

>>213037385
Good morning sir

How is your bull today sir

Theatre kids are weird. You really think they won’t pretend to be in a relationship for PR reasons?

Glen Powell pretended to be in a relationship with Sydney sweeney and chose to tank his actual relationship with his long time girlfriend over it. Because it was better for his career

Life is SO fucking unfair I hate women so much
What the fuck can Pedro do??
You see this webm and it's infuriating that the women inappropriate handling is so overlooked, expected, normalized, it's implied, you think of the husband not her
What the fuck should Pedro do? Shun her off gently? That won't make her stop. Shun her off agressively in a way that we the audience can feel the ick there? That will make him look like a pussy
He's on a lose-lose situation because the women is on a win-win normalized scenario
Fucking hate this world

>>213035079 (OP)
The three of them should star in a remake of The Getaway.

>>213035079 (OP)
He's gay anon and he's gay woman treat they gay male friend like this. There is nothing they love more than having a non threatening gay male friend to bitch all their problems to who won't fuck them

>>213037836
>virgin doesn't recognize flirting

Sad. Imagine going through high school without having a girl sit in your lap or playfully touch your arm.

>>213035206
>>213036248
>>213036670
based fag enablers in denial of this man's obvious swishy vibe

>H-hey Vanessa, I'm feeling a little anxious about my scene tomorrow.. Is it okay if I sleep in your bed tonight? It would really help calm my nerves uwu
>Oh it's so cold tonight. I find that sleeping without my clothes really warms me up under the blankets. W-would it be okay if I did that Vanessa??
>I'd feel a lot less anxious if I wasn't the only naked person in bed right now : ^ )
>Oh gosh I'm such a big-bear energy type of guy, is it okay if I cuddle you to sleep and be the big spoon Vanessa?
>Oh my hehe my anxious little pecker's got a mind of its own. Oh-oh no I'm so sorry Vanessa baby it just slipped right in hehe : ^ )
>You're not gonna tell your gigachad husband about this right??

>>213036761
Size of penis lines up. Greeting Emperor

>José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal was born on April 2, 1975, in Santiago, Chile[2] to child psychologist Verónica Pascal Ureta and fertility doctor José Balmaceda Riera, a member of the Castilian-Basque aristocracy.
Yeah lock this nigga up right now. What the fuck?

What? You never had a girlfriend joke around with her gay male friend?
Actually, I half joke. A friend thought it was weird his gf joked around and flirted with a gay friend of hers. Surprise! He was bi and she was cheating and sleeping with him.

>>213037940
>His parents returned to Chile in 1995 after his father Dr. Jose P. Balmaceda was accused of stealing fertility patients' eggs and embryos and implanting them in other women without their knowledge and consent.[16]
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>213037940
>el chileano

>>213037649
the way she smiles. they definitely hooked up...... that smile ....

>>213037891
based pedro, they were hot as fuck in the film in press tour, i don't doubt that's a little chilean baby growing inside of her right now. you just KNOW pedro was balls deep with his BBC in that fertile white pussy.

FANTASTIC CHADS RISE UP

>>213035206
Doesn't matter. He's gay.

>>213035079 (OP)
reminds me a bit of when that takita wakiti and that gross pignog were kissing and nobody wanted anything to do with them after it. This isn't that yet like this is nothing/basically normal celeb behavior atm but once just like one little bit of counterhype info comes out about one of these it will become horrible footage

>>213035079 (OP)
Why? Because she looks like shit?

>>213035079 (OP)
She is a worn off bogged hag now so who cares?

Also
>marrying an actress
last thing you would do after marrying a hooker

>>213035079 (OP)
I'd be glad for an excuse to divorce the disgusting plastic monster

>>213035079 (OP)
Her husband clearly got his revenge by gaslighting her into bogging herself.

>>213036755
You have to have a quasi-cuck mentality to want to marry even a c-list soap opera actor/actress so its not an insane leap for that kind of guy to laugh about how his wife is probably getting her guts dug out by her male co-star. All these holywood types are fucking freaks anyway.

>>213035079 (OP)
She's engaged some an American apparently. It's not too late for him to get out before it's too late

>>213035079 (OP)
have you noticed an increase in touchy feely costars lately? it's all for publicity

>>213035079 (OP)
>>213037649
this shit just feels way too forced

not that i woudln't past them to fuck or anything

but it just feels like their actions in public and these clips are designed to promote whatever the fuck faggot movie they're in

>>213035079 (OP)


I'd like to fondle her breasts and use them as pillows.

>>213035079 (OP)
Bro, this is 100% marketing to feign off stage chemistry for the benefit of the movie.

>>213035079 (OP)
>"Oh Vanessa I'm so anxious. Could I stick my dick in your ass to calm myself down?"

>>213040084
this lol

>>213035079 (OP)
She's probably high as fuck

>>213035079 (OP)
this guy is a fucking creep

>>213037357
Pedro Pascal is that one "gay friend" your wife insists you not to worry about, but you know he's up to something. Dude ain't trustworthy.

>>213035253
>brother

>>213037649
What morse code message is she signaling with that twitchy eye?

>>213036248
Gonna post about fishtank but trust me its relevant.

On season 3 there were two different occasions where a flamboyant gay man entered the house and within minutes they formed weird cuddle piles with the several fag hags of the house. It was crazy, like bunch of bees attracted to their queen.

>>213035117
I absolutely 100 percent believe this. And I'll take it further and guess that this whole flirtation they have is probably a studio mandated thing. Like "Get people talking" type of thing. Any publicity is good publicity. But Pedro is not interested at all, dude is so obviously gay.

>>213036765
fag. Better 3 kids from 10 different women.

>Pretending to be a gay guy with anxiety just so you get an excuse to grope women

>>213035117
Back in highschool I had this extremely effeminate, camp theater kid as a classmate. Nice guy but a walking gay cliche including the lisp and over the top mannerisms. Openly gay but at the same time there were persistent rumours that he fucked a large number of the girls in class.

>>213035079 (OP)
>pretend to be anxious

So this is it? An easy way to get into girl's panties?

>>213042140
Thank god I don't have to pretend to be a homo anymore. I don't think I could handle having to grind against some dude and feel his cock slide between my ass-cheeks in a club during another girls night.

>>213036670
Mel Gibson is a great actor and director on top of having based opinions and i am tired of pretending he isn't

>>213035208
Kick his ass, Sea Bass!

>>213035079 (OP)
Does...does this really work?

I would too imagine being married to that swamp monster

>>213035079 (OP)
Some of my friends wives do this with me all the time, what's wrong with that? It's not that they want to fuck, they are just friendly

>>213042102
Why do gay niggas act like that

>>213035079 (OP)
There's a european pornstar who looks exactly like vanessa kirby and she does crazy stuff like fisting, wish I could remember her name