>Ellen realized UK is shit and is already moving after a month

A month? Is she "special"?

Literally how did Ellen bag Portia de Rossi?

>>213038720 (OP)
lmao she looks like my father-in-law

>>213038720 (OP)
She realized the British hold worse grudges than a lesbian granny?

>>213038720 (OP)
*Eliot

>>213038720 (OP)

She looks like Bill Gates.

>>213038720 (OP)
all leftoids deserve death

imagine not liking room temperature summers.

>>213038989
diddy/epstein/pizzagate blackmail.

>>213038720 (OP)
>that aggressive combover and combforward
was it dude all along bros?

I thought she was selling her farm as she lives in a house in cotsworlds.

>>213039035
we've just come out of the yearly heatwave.
the American thing was, 'lol y'all don't even AC?'
no.

>>213038720 (OP)
The ghost of Anne Heche will never let her know peace

>>213039084

Hers was not a good death.

>>213038989
I feel like that’s all how young lesbian couples looks.
>the prettiest, most feminine woman you’ve ever seen
>her pudgy 5’4” butch girlfriend with a whispy moustache

>>213038720 (OP)
>move to English countryside
>piss off locals by building a big offensive soulless mansion

>>213038720 (OP)
This bitch is so ugly

>>213040617
She was killed twice

>>213038720 (OP)
Richfag migration needs to be reigned in. If someone has a disproportionate influence over a country then they should be forced to live in the mess they make.

>>213041419
UK is basically a theme park that exists for the global richfag class

>>213041419
Conan should be dropped off unannounced in Port-au-Prince with no security detail

>>213041481
>Conan announces his first guest in Haiti is Supreme Leader BBQ the Cannibal Warlord

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>>213041564
Why are you posting Jimmy Carr in an Ellen thread? I don't think they'd be friends.

>>213038720 (OP)
She's tired of being mistaken for the king

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>>213041668
Charles was a real nerd even though he was plowing Camilla like a maniac every day

>>213041701
it's mad that we have that awkward phone call of him telling her he wishes he could be a Tampax and go inside her. that's some DeviantArt shit.

>>213042033
>he wishes he could be a Tampax and go inside her.
That's not actually what he said. If anything it's actually slightly worse. Camilla said something about him coming back as a pair of panties so he'd always be with her and he countered with “Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.” Because he, the fucking crown prince of England, thought he would be unlucky when it came to reincarnation. I think that shows what level of delusional asshole you're dealing with.

>>213042502
what really fucking bothers me here is i can't find the original audio. it used to just be on mainstream news websites.
Google has gone to shit and i can only find things about it being dramatised in The Crown. transcripts, some AI nonsense on YouTube. the hell is going on?

>>213038720 (OP)
They probably deported her. Even the British currently lax migration standards have limits

>>213042582
They're erasing history to usher in a new era of authoritarian totality
Get with the program

>>213038989
She’s rich

>>213038720 (OP)
she looks british already

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>>213040823
Isn't that what Jez Clarkson basically do?

>>213043272
An American Jezza is 10000x more offensive and unacceptable to any britbong, let alone the rich cunts

>>213043272
Clarkson has spent decades building an image of himself as a regular guy, instead of the upper class toff that he really is. That helps mitigate some of it. Ellen on the other hand is an American so she's gone in the other direction, which causes more ire.