Cast him

>>213040054 (OP)
Johnny Depp

>>213040054 (OP)
Denzel Washington

>>213040054 (OP)
Idris Elba as Ozzy
Pedro Pascal as Sharon

i peed in my sleep. wat do.

>>213040054 (OP)
Kit Harrington.

>>213040131
I’ve done that a couple times and it’s really quite a fucking hassle when you wake up. It’s hard to believe you wouldn’t just wake up. Very annoying. Real shame if it penetrates sheets. At least it wasn’t a shit.

>>213040054 (OP)
hes not a nice guy

he killed 17 of you his cats while on a drug binge

>>213040179
hes a monster

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/english/music/when-ozzy-osbourne-revealed-he-killed-17-cats-under-the-influence-of-drugs-described-it-as-a-turning-point-in-his-life/articleshow/122857061.cms

Josh Saunders
spitting image

>>213040179
>>213040194
talk about pussy slayer

>>213040253
nah, he only had one wife

...

oh, i get it

nevermind

>>213040179
Who in the fuck owns 17 cats?

>>213040419
Satanists

>>213040419
cat lovers :)

Zendaya

>>213040054 (OP)
nobody gave a shit about his band and just liked laughing at his early symptoms of Alzheimer's.

>>213040054 (OP)
a talentless actor to portray the talentless screamer. same for Sharon and the kids

>>213040951
pugh to play kelly

>>213040194
Who gives a fuck? Cat owning faggots are the fucking worst

jared harris

>>213040098
spbp

>>213040179
Awww not the cats! Single mother raised manbabies seething!

>>213040179
>>213040194
This is definitely a made up story

How are redditors coping that he's a christian?

>>213040179
>>213040194
In a row?

he already produced kino playing himself
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CUbOv6MVvLw

>>213040054 (OP)
>Cast him

>>213040054 (OP)

>>213040054 (OP)
Pedro Pascal or Bella Ramsey
or any black lesbian feminist woman

>>213040054 (OP)

>>213040179
>>213040194
There's a story in Ozzy's book about him getting high and pissed off at his pet chickens they kept in the yard
So he proceeds to shoot up the chicken coop with a 12 gauge while yelling his lungs off
This was when he was married to his first wife
Then of course you have the bat and dove story, and snorting the line of ants

His book is a fun read

>>213040054 (OP)
Ben Koller, great drummer, looks just like Ozzy (rip)

>>213040054 (OP)
Literally just puppet his corpse. He'd probably be cool with it and it would be funny.

>>213043958

I liked the story when he was recording Paranoid, he'd stumble on a horse and started talking to the horse until it turned around and told him to fuck off

>>213040179
>NOT THE HECKING CATERINOS

>>213044114
You forget to mention that was what got him to quit doing LSD