Thread 213041356 - /tv/ [Archived: 421 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:18:37 PM No.213041356
Mike's lifeless corpse
Mike's lifeless corpse
md5: 5fbc47939fbc5d3930163502fc87c3aa🔍
Hello everybody, Red Letter Media insider here. I just wanted to let you all know that Mike Stoklasa is dead. He's been dead for a decade now. The only reason you still see him is because they personally made a taxidermy out of his corpse, and are controlling him via rod puppet. It was Rich Evans' decision to keep him alive as to not lose viewership.
Hope this clears the air for you all. I'll keep you posted.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:20:53 PM No.213041404
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>>213041356 (OP)
RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:22:02 PM No.213041428
>>213041404
>I TURNED US INTO HACK FRAUDS MORTY!!!
>I'M HACK FRAUD RIIIIIICK!!!!!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:32:44 PM No.213041618
Mike owes me drunk sex.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:33:56 PM No.213041641
>>213041356 (OP)
I'm sorry for your loss, when can we expect the next half in the bag?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:41:56 PM No.213041762
>>213041404
fpbp
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:45:43 PM No.213041824
>pathetic shilling for a pathetic dead jewtube show
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:10:58 PM No.213042271
>>213041404
daily reminder this 2016 pasta was written by a poster assblasted because RLM poopoo'ed on Snyder' batman
emberassing...........