>"Me big old man,stronk, me want baby"
No
>"Me take baby and make him watch as i eat his world MUHAHAHAH"!

Seriously? The fucking cartoons had more nuanced dialogue than this garbage. Has to jump into the ocean and then get out of the water all dramatically, instead of float down, gets pushed around by Sue Storms Fields while grimacing and grunting. They should have called him "Galactdunce". Waste your money if you want to but this is trash. This might even make Superman look ok, maybe.

>>213042035 (OP)
>capeshit garbage
are you surprised? stop watching capeshit.

>>213042035 (OP)
These are children’s films anon

>>213042035 (OP)
>Gunnjeet simulates regular moviegoer

>whole plot rests on random cosmic rays leading to a specific couple getting superpowers and having a cosmic baby at exactly the same time Galactus is about to show up
>this has also never happened before in the history of the universe

10/10

I prefer Galacta personally

Seen it. It's bad yes. Not as bad as Superman i'd say but it's within the same orbit.

>>213042083
it's almost like it's comic booky

>>213042107
I want a movie starring her

>>213042035 (OP)
It's literally over for the mcu. They badly need this to succeed big at the box office but it won't. The movie is way too boring and forgettable to have good enough legs to even make a profit. It's going to be another embarrassing loss for Disney.

>>213042566
>The movie is way too boring
Checked and exactly what i thought as well, it was boring, surfer didn't do anything cool, galactus was a waste basically, long parts of just them talking talking talking. Who made this? How fucking out of touch IS Disney if this is the best they can do now?

>>213042035 (OP)
>The fucking cartoons had more nuanced dialogue than this garbage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcxiS9DHHhE

This aired on FOX KIDS for fuck sake and had more interesting and better worded dialogue than we get in this movie. For FUCKS SAKE! You'll think i'm joking but I am sadly not.

>>213042107
>>213042493
I wouldn't mind her devouring me if you know what I mean

>>213042732
Can you please elaborate on this? If Galacta devours you, I'm sure that means you would die, so I'm not sure why you would want this???

>>213043656
pls don't feed the comic gooners. Thank youi.

>>213043656
You would be inside her stomach and it would probably digest you I think and then her large intestine absorbs you

>>213042493

imagine living near her pussy. it probably consistently stinks over there. Disgusting hag

>>213042035 (OP)
THIS NIGGA TRYING TO FIND QUALITY WRITING ON CAPESHIT, OFF YOURSELF MAH NIGGA

Kek, imagine expecting anything from a movie for toddlers. Go watch pocoyo you stupid faggot hahaha

>>213042035 (OP)
I mean while the film took itself a bit more seriously and it just wasn't a reel of quips, it had very comic book feel to it.

>>213042083
>improbable thing happens
>nooo this is impossible!!
lol, lmao even

>>213042035 (OP)

Does anyone have a vid of him being defeated, killed?

I'm not wasting my time seeing this shit at a theater!!!FACT!!!

>>213042493

Imagine drilling her cunt from behind while holding onto her horns!!!FACT!!!

>>213042062
children of all ages

>>213042035 (OP)
I hope the Pakis nuke you pajeets.

>>213042727

Sorry but we can't have dialogue that isn't puns and jokes. When was the last MCU movie where two or more characters just had conversations that sounded like real people talking to each other?

!!!FACT!!!

>>213042062
>ese are children’s films anon

That's not a fucking excuse for infantile bullshit!!!FACT!!!

>>213042035 (OP)
>This might even make Superman look ok
Gunnbot detected

>>213042049
Rent free

>>213042035 (OP)
it was pretty bs that sue was able to do that to galactus. especially since he had just fed on a planet before that so he wasn't even that depleted

>>213047748
>>213047781
>>213047954
>>213047987
Oh hey it's the namefag who keeps screaming fact like he's a tourettes kid.

>>213048205
>pretty bs that sue was able to do that to galactus
I mean, if there was no teleporter behind him, Galactus would just fall on his ass and Sue would be dead for this great accomplishment, lmao
He also fall just because he was surprised to be pushed from behind and lost his balance.