>canonically responsible for every major assassination since 1945, including JFK
>is elected congressman

americans just elected a felon. nothing new I suppose.

>>213042851
Holy kek you got them there. Fucking brilliant response

>>213042851
upvoted

>>213042851
Here's your gold kind stranger

>>213042838 (OP)
you have no idea how low the bar is for sitting congressmen. pedos, human traffickers and dumb as rocks conspiracy theorists who can commit treason and then just go to work the next day

>>213042851

This. So much this.

>>213042851
This! By the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so much this!

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!

Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.

Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/

Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.

Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!

>>213042851
fpbp.

>>213042851
Not only that but I've read these Trump supporters have been voting against their economic interests.

>>213042838 (OP)
>"Why yes, I would run against the guy that's canonically responsible for every major assassination since 1945, including JFK and never did any prison time!"

>>213042877
>>213042944
>>213043077
holy fucking LMAO, seethe piggy chuds. how's that cognitive dissonance???

>>213042838 (OP)
Bucky is part of a colonial administration that controls America (the Wakanda group). They asked Falcon to stage a coup against the legitimate U.S. President because he didn't want to share celestial technology with Wakanda.
His work in the secret service is part of an ongoing operation to place others from the group in all key positions in America

Shoutout to that one really unfunny guy who took all the time to write that. I'm hearing his president's a pedophile? What gives?

A political assassin would probably get my vote tomorrow at the current rate

>>213043464
>voting
Look at this ignorant chucklefuck thinking voting matters.
Everyone point and laugh!

>>213043107
Fucking kek

>>213043515
That's what I'm saying. That guy's so funny lol

>>213042851
here's some reddit gold

>>213042838 (OP)
oh hey! say the line!!

>>213042838 (OP)
If the guy who shot JFK was running for Congress I'd vote for him to be the only Congressman

>>213042851
kek

>>213042838 (OP)
everyone makes mistakes

>>213042838 (OP)
tbf he was being mind controlled

>>213042838 (OP)
Being a +70yo boomer is the most important requirement for the job.

>>213042838 (OP)
>Bucky Barnes
>Responsible
If anything I was just wondering why in MCU canon USA didn't go to war after discovery of so many USSR assassination at hands of Bucky. I figured it'd be at least addressed.

>>213046213
Bucky was a US citizen and the super serum was invented for american use. im sure that would complicate things

>>213043176
If it was a democrat they’d throw a fit and say “YEAH MAN YOU GO BASED” they’re literally cattle.

>>213046213
In MCU canon, the US is just as bad. Not that hypocrisy ever stopped anyone.

>>213046258
Somalians gun of choice are Kalashnikovs but we aren't prosecuting the manufacturers.

>>213042838 (OP)
a hulk was canonically president in the MCU. even before that Ross sent the army on hulk and basically was the MCU version of William Stryker. still got his ass elected

did bucky blow up the uss liberty?

>>213042851
Kek, my boy really gaped some burger ass with this one

>>213042851
I lost tranny

>>213046213
>USA didn't go to war after discovery of so many USSR assassination at hands of Bucky.
by the time this information was public, the US had bigger threats to deal with such as aliens invading earth, genocidical robots and thanos

also lots of this info wasnt public info right from the get go. Tony Stark didnt know that Bucky killed his parents but by the time Thunderbolts came along it seems to be common knowledge about Buckys past.

>>213046403
>Thunderbolts came along it seems to be common knowledge about Buckys past.
its not though

>>213042851
YWNBAW

>>213042851
This post really riled some people up, huh

>>213042851
'cord hated this one

>>213042851
Hi /r/4chan

>>213042851
>all the cope replies

>>213042851
This one got them fuming

This thread reeks of reddit

>>213048246
>>213044500
>>213043107
>>213043077
>>213042944
Fix your bot

>>213043107
Lmao

>>213042851
fpbp

now this is what i come to 4chan for

>>213042838 (OP)
>>canonically responsible for every major assassination since 1945, including JFK
He worked for the CIA???

>>213043499
Votes are likes
They're free

>>213043107
Brillant bastard

>>213049140
HYDRA

>>213043107
Flying Spaghetti Monster? Everyone knows Dead Lib Nailed To Wood is the One True God!

>>213042851
Tranny.

>>213042851
Giving a free (you)!

>>213049433
Were those funded by the CIA?

>>213042851
Based

>>213042851
sent that freak flying

>>213042851
Own that nigga j

>>213042851
Fuck off

>>213046086
Everybody has those days

>>213042838 (OP)
brainwashed soldier gets a second chance?
nah fuck soldiers right?

>>213042877
haha gottem

>>213050937
No bro you don't get it, external influences reacted with my brain in a way where I did things that I disagree with today, you gotta give me a second chance!

>>213042851
this makes me upset