Mr Basedstastic can barely even stretch

will secret war involve galacta?

the bogged bitch will save all those silly and incompetent men

>>213042975
I want comic gooners to leave

>>213042975
Leave my girl out of mcuslop please.

>>213042955 (OP)
If you tried stretching a rubber band, that's almost the maximum it can go.

>"What super power did you get Reed?"

"I can reach for the beer in the fridge sitting on the couch but answering the door is a bit much"


>"Oh"

>>213042955 (OP)
Galactus looks kino.

>>213042955 (OP)
Is this the only time Galactus has ever been happy?

>>213043054
Except Mr fantastic is not a rubber band

>>213043406
No, there was a comic where Hercules tried to trick Galactus into getting drunk, only to learn Galactus couldn't get drunk off of Hercules' weak Olympus liquor, and Galactus was so amused by Hercules' buffoonery that he started laughing.

>>213042955 (OP)
We have Plastic Man at home.

>>213043406
>>213043452

>>213042975
Hollywood would ruin her character
>>213043025
no.

>>213042955 (OP)
>Mr. Fantastic can be ripped

Literally what is the fucking point then. He’s supposed to be a demigod with a cartoony and cute-seeming power that he makes body horror usage of.

>>213042955 (OP)
>shoves Mr Fantastic up his ass because that's how he rolls.

I just want a movie about this retard

>>213042955 (OP)
I swear this comic shit is so retarded.
How can anyone enjoy it?
It's insulting.

>>213043550
And here you are, typing out replies to OP just like the normalfags you despise.

>>213043578
It annoys me that so much effort and talent is wasted on imbecile comics.
They can make fantastic plots with outlandish characters, but keep some minimal level of respectability.
Comics are just silly.
PS: In most of Europe comics are not for normalfags.

>>213042975
why does she have squirrel teeth

>>213043689
>ends his tirade on comic books with a boast about how cultured Europeans are
Genuine 100IQ behavior.

>>213043803
to nibble on your nuts

>>213043803
Visual cue to make her look adolescent.

>>213043482
>He even removes his helmet before keking at hercules
based on a galactic level

>>213043492
>character
lol

>>213043482
not good writing.

>>213043843
i am allergic to nuts and have none

>>213043843
>Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your nuts.

>>213042955 (OP)
>even Chudlactus has Pedro fatigue

>>213042975
That's the reason they made galactus ugly. They replacing him with a girl

>>213044355
Nigga that’s just nuts !

>>213043482
Galactus was the original Aizen.

>>213042975
>the absolute state of modern comics
Sad!

>>213042955 (OP)
>Galactus shows Mr. fantastic who the real alpha male is

>>213042955 (OP)
these pajeet youtube videos are getting better. still cheesy enough to tell how bad it is though.

>>213044901
it’s just the tie-in comic for marvel rivals and galacta is kino.

>Senor Fantastico

>>213042955 (OP)
His true power is to alter his body and surroundings according to his imagination, he just hasn't awakened it yet.

>>213043689
>so much talent
>so much effort
literally paint by number illustrations and paper thin soap opera plots that can be reset at any given moment. Very talent, much effort wow.

>>213042955 (OP)
why would it be painful?

>>213043529
I love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>213042955 (OP)
>AHHHHHHH SAVE ME MATRIARCHY!

>>213043529
99% of plastic man "fans" are only fans of him because of out of context panels of him being whacky

while movie was just
>oh no impending doom is coming!
>then Galactus takes a stroll through new York
>and then Galactus is thrown into the toilet and flushed
>the end
>Ben just demolished some building supports
>torch just uhh flew around
>reed is dumb and just acts like spiderman jumping through buildings and apparently has to be told to get the fucking baby instead of telling his wife to stop?
why was this movie even made?

>>213042955 (OP)
Out of context looks bad.

>>213043025
Hold your breath and maybe they will.

>>213045267
Desi Arnaz vibes.

>>213042955 (OP)
He ATE

>>213045709
Of him turning into vehicles with his face on it.

>>213043482
Amazing
Now that's truly godlike

>>213042955 (OP)
humuliation ritual

>>213043062
>>213042955 (OP)
Reed's super power is that he can invent a machine to send Galactus to the pain dimension or something.
The stretchy power just makes it easier to write on big chalk boards.

>>213046457
Why does his clothes stretch when he's writing on the chalkboard?

>>213046489
stretchy clothes he invented

>>213045709
His bests comics are almost 99% whacky panels

>>213044754
Uh, based?

>>213042955 (OP)
Why does Galactus enjoy torturing Reed? Was it an oversight?

>>213043492
I want to crawl up Galacta’s fallopian tubes and jerk off all over her eggs from inside her ovaries.

>>213046489
Unstable molecules

>>213042955 (OP)
As usual, Venture bros did it better
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bXR6sZu-Yk4?feature=share

>>213047068
if you ever post a youtube short again i will kill you

>>213047099
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PuAs0GYs-b0

>>213047146
where do you live

>>213047175
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Wlv_Wo6aD_s

>>213042955 (OP)
kej

>>213043497
what the hell is meant to be happening here, stretchy powers=Hindustani god with multiple limbs and heads?

>>213042955 (OP)
The fantastic 4 are just fundamentally cringe
Cringe name
Cringe powers
Cringe dynamic

>when you nut and she still sucking

>>213042955 (OP)
>Galactus is anxious, so he needs to stretch Reed out to calm himself down

>>213047728
Yes sir, very cool very bharati sir, he do the needful best comic

>>213047728
Reed uses his stretchy powers to stretch the neurons in his brain so he can think faster.

>>213047772
I want this, not grimdark quippy capeslop.

>>213043482
What the fuck I didn't know he had a normal head.

>>213045709
Yeah but that's the reason the polka dot man is so liked.

>>213042975
>wiped an entire race out of existance
lol. I do that too almost everyday.

>>213043062
kek