Well /tv/...what'll it be?

>>213043537 (OP)
Vodka, straight, at half two in the afternoon

>>213043537 (OP)
I'll take a Cola with Ice, stirred not shaken.
In a sippy cup if you don't mind, glass gets too cold for my delicate hands.

>>213043537 (OP)
Mike's Hard Lemonade. Ice cold. It's a hot day.

>>213043537 (OP)
An N-word pass. Make it a double.

>>213043537 (OP)
HAIR OF THE JANNEY THAT BIT ME

>>213043648
Excellent choice, sir

>>213043537 (OP)
Is this it?

Stella Artois and 3 tabs of acid, ta

>>213043537 (OP)
Listen to the strokes and getting wrecked. What a life

>>213043802
Shot callers ready to put in work

>>213044054
Fuck this getting sober shite. This is all I want to fucking do

>>213043880
For me it's couple of 4-ho-dmt gummies and high life

Maybe stop drinking all of you

>>213043537 (OP)
How's my credit at this joint anyway?

>>213044278
Your credit's fine, Mr. anon

I feel so fine

>>213043537 (OP)
Maker's Mark, poured neat.

>>213043537 (OP)
I will take your hoppiest cruelty free, plantation free IPA in the 6% range, ideally, 6.5, with a side order of onion rings and smash bourbon beef extra thiccy chomper burger with some of that jalapeno commando sauce i know you got hiding behind the counter. What's the wifi password, can't find it on the menu?

>>213043537 (OP)
An orange juice

>>213043537 (OP)
chocolate milk, tube pasta with butter and no sauce. chicken nuggets

McChicken and a coffee mug filled with Irish Whiskey please

>>213043537 (OP)
One large Oreo shake

White man's bourbon Lloyd... White man's bourbon.

fucking hell I can't stop it and i'm supposed to drive tommorow morning

>>213046206
I did ten days sober then caved in. What else is there to do? I don't know what the alternative is to this fucking life

>mfw I don't drink because I don't like the taste and cocktails are too expensive

>>213043537 (OP)
Ethanol, straight up, and a small jar of mayonnaise.

>>213043537 (OP)
Get me a fucking martini, fuck that product placement shit.

>>213046249
So your whole gimmick is saying "cocktail" over and over?

>>213046483
my gimmick is inventing lame excuses of things i have to finish late at night and thus stick only to soda

>>213045204
>large
That's a fairly small amount of Oreo shake for an average-sized person, I'd say.

>>213043537 (OP)
>picrel

>>213043537 (OP)
I'll have a nice anejo with an ice ball.

>>213043537 (OP)
Negroni, make it a double.

>>213043537 (OP)
1 glass of raw milk
And do you got any of them crunchy cheetos left to snack on?

>>213044564
Ah, yes. We have something in stock just for you, sir...

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AUkUfH29yA

>>213043537 (OP)
Whiskey on the rocks
Hold the rocks

One Whiskey Sour, with egg white.

1 Bang's root beer, please?

>>213048293
Oilet Bang's or regular Bang's?

>>213043537 (OP)

Grape soda and a pint of codeine cough syrup.

One Coke Zero, extra sugar

>>213043537 (OP)
I was just thinking of a flaming rum punch...no... it's not cold enough for that, not nearly cold enough... I've got it... mulled wine, heavy on the cinnamon, and light on the cloves..

... off with ya, me lad, and be lively

>>213048768
I'm an Oliet man, myself.

>>213043537 (OP)
Just water for now.

>>213043537 (OP)
Kelkka tuplana tuopista ja laita nyt sitä WASPia soimaan

1 glass of Dafne Keen's juices, my good sir.

>>213043537 (OP)
steel-toe boots and the whereabouts of Warwick Davis

>>213049466
Vedä käteen homo

dis the thread, aye?

>>213043537 (OP)
Club soda. I am the designated driver.

this is seriously overlooked /druk/ kino and it has like half a dozen sopranos actors in it

>>213043802
cheers

Gatorade on the rocks.