>watching retrospective on a movie from the 1980s
>creator spends a ton of time talking about video games based on the movie

>watching a video essay on a popular film from the 1970s
>it's a six and a half hour plot synopsis

>3 hour film "analysis"
>creator spends 90% of the video retelling the movie and concludes with "the bad guy was bad"

>the history of *popular flick here*
>ten hours long
>five hours are spent complaining about capitalism

>>213044482
I stopped watching retrospectives when I noticed how often they’re just paraphrases from Wikipedia and they basically go no further than noting
>good thing is good, because it’s good
>bad thing is bad, because it’s bad

>video essay about soulless filmmakers
>praises MCU as the last bastion of cinema

>video essay about a Hollywood blockbuster
>narrator has a British voice and they sound bored
>immediately know they’re just pandering to the algorithm because American views are worth more money

>>213044482
>be an asian “BBC” slut
>only fuck the tiniest four inch black cocks you can find

>the complete retrospective of every entry in this series
>is a compilation of 10 year old reviews

Anna Jay fucked her life up, she could’ve been a Hollywood actress

>video essay
>is filled with cuts to black while making “unscripted” jokes
>the rest is just spamming the Sony Vegas timeline with Twitter memes

>video about a vicious rape and murder trial
>silent hill 2 music plays in the background
>sponsored by nortvpn

>>213044667
It's annoying as fuck and sadly the norm, due to how easy is to get views by being white noise for normies

When are YouTubers going to finally admit that 90% of their views come from middle school children and retarded 3rd worlders and they’re pandering accordingly? I know they technically can’t because it’d be an acknowledgment that advertising on YouTube is pointless since it’s not reaching western 18-49 year olds with money, but I’d love someone to just outright say it
Just look at how long it took to get them to admit any video over 3 hours is meant to fall sleep to and not to watch