>I’m cooking meth because I’m a libertarian

He wasn't a librarian, he was a chemist

>>213044442 (OP)
I look like this and say this

>addicts are going to buy drugs anyway, I might as well be the guy in the middle to make a buck

walt should have broken up with his junkie bf and gotten rich with his wholesome chungus assistant gale

>>213044801
Just think. They could have worked 6 months on 6 months off. Maybe start a coffee shop chain to launder their money. What a fucking wholesome life.

these types of people exist, organized crime isnt like the movies where every single interaction is some life or death stand-off between psychopathic thugs waiting to snap and kill in a second

>>213044801
ikr. Jesse is the most hateful, ungrateful and piece of shit of a character in the History of fiction. Unfortunately the braindead fans of BB love him for some reason

He wasn't a liberian, he was an american

>>213044442 (OP)
*because I'm a Redditor
>>213044801
Walt should have just broken up with Skyler and toured around southeast asia seeing the sights and trying new foods while the cancer killed him.
Now that would be a show. One season only.
No real stakes. No extended malingering on mortality.
Just a dying man wandering around little towns and islands in the Philippines, hiking up unmarked trails coughing his lungs out to get to the top and see a pretty and entirely unknown waterfall and a nice lake.
Thinking about just staying there and dying there.
Hiking back down the next morning when he got hungry.
Into another city.
Wandering around, a few locals talk to him in broken English. Sometimes he meets other expats. There are two separate episodes centered mainly around his conversation and travel with fellow expats. One good, one bad. Good expat is a British grandmother touring around on vacation especially looking for flowers she can't see and touch at home. Bad expat is a semi-wealthy Slovenian on a mid-life sex tourist crisis who Walt meets the one time he goes into a strip joint, and through the course of the episode Walt finds out he's basically a pedophile who pays the parents, like in the "good old days" of sex tourism.
Maybe Walt ends up finding a way to get him arrested without getting involved by baiting him somehow and alerting the authorities anonymously to something. Nothing edgy like Walt killing him as a last act, just grim satisfaction as he's taken away. A little after the middle of the episode Walt passes out on a tour bus and is really ill for a day or two just holed up in a motel because he doesn't want medical care and nothing short of chemo can much help him and that's already too late.
After that he thinks about what if he dies on a bus after coming all this way, and he finishes up his journal and sends it home to Walter Jr. a few episodes before the end of the show, then ends up dying on a rural ferry while checking out some small islands.

He wasn't a liberal, he was a centrist

>>213044898
Maybe a burger joint. All hardwood. Something pithy but non-judgmental hung above the bar and printed on the menus. Not just a restaurant, an experience. Real thick cut home fries, none of that corporate shoestring bullshit. Grass fed beef, full fat, no smash burgers, a nice generous patty to feed a man with an appetite for LIFE itself. Burger held together with a steak knife. All for a mere $25 for a single, $35 for a double, plus tip.

*sips*
>Oh my God..... this coffee
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>Gale, i've never tasted something so..........
*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP*

>>213044971
Hold on Anon, this isn’t breaking bad, this is just your own desires for life…

>>213044442 (OP)
Alongside Night and the libertarian party of America explicitly celebrate this

>>213044801
He did, but then his idiot brother in law got blackmailed by said junkie over having tried to beat him to death so Walt stepped in to save the day. If Hank was man enough to either control his anger or finish the damn job, everyone rides into the sunset happy, wealthy and secure with one less junkie infecting the world.

>>213044442 (OP)
>YOU DONT DIP THE FISH IN THE SAUCE, DONT YOU KNOW THIS JAP TRAINED HOW TO BOIL AN EGG FOR 30 YEARS?!?!

>>213045080
Nah, I'd like to have the money to visit strange places and tour around, and I'd like to die, but if it were my fantasy I'd eviscerate the pedophile and nail his organs to the wall to spell out something ominous to other pedos

>>213045227
but walt's meth would create more new junkies

>>213045034
crust

>>213045340
You say that as if if Walt doesn't exist, no meth ever gets produced. Junkies create themselves.

>>213045362
That blue shit's the bomb, it will get you addicted extra quick and creates buzz amongst junkies and their retard tagalongs and dumb high school kids.
It's like saying sure fentanyl may be bad but meth exists anyways.

>>213044442 (OP)
checks out

How could this guy be a lesbian? He did not even drive a subaru?

>>213044801
Once he's able to make Walt quality meth Gus would've whacked Walt if he didn't die of cancer. Walter knew this which was why he was giving Gale bogus instructions.

>>213044971
The bad expat episode should be first and in a more urban area but backwater urban where he can find poor, immoral families everywhere. The good expat episode should come after it and there should be a few creepy parallels in the things they say where basically the pedo sexpat is following the oldfag cancer motto of "the more pure and innocent something is, the more satisfying to corrupt it" but the grandma is aggressively obsessed over her flowers and getting close to them and taking photos even though there are photos in her flower guidebook and touching them, but she makes a point of never picking the flowers or pressing them even though they will die off soon anyways, and it's clear that she represents the positive side of obsessive escapism.

>>213044442 (OP)
Are all librarians like this?

>>213045542
only reason gus didn't like walt was because walt refused to let go of his junkie partner
gus gave him a chance to stop being retarded