Could a live action Totally Spies movie work?

It did, but it's called Cat's Eyes and the French made it.

>>213044598 (OP)
Live action Passion Patties

>>213044598 (OP)
Zendaya would be a perfect Alex if she had some tits and ass

>>213044598 (OP)
From left to right
>Kat Dennings
>Sydney Sweeney
>Christina Hendricks
Yeah, would work.

>>213045513
>not Sam
Are you sure about that?

>>213045558
sam is the redhead. alex is the brown tomboy cutey. Zendaya is brown, cute and looks great in short hair but alas she has no tits and would end up looking like a tranny in the yellow spy suit

Xochitl Gomez, Anna Lore and Francesca Capaldi.

Zendaya looks like a neanderthal shaman.

>>213044598 (OP)
Moner as Alex
McKenna Grace as Clover
>>213045513
Kys

>>213044598 (OP)
Clover>alex>sam all other rankings are wrong

>>213045513
if she was not what she is then yes

Sonya N, Missy Monroe, and Penny Pax

>>213045636
Hollywood always replace redheads with blacks

>>213045732
>annoying valley girl
>top of any list
WRONG

>213045811
Clover will never touch (You)

why were there so many hot redhead cartoon characters around that time

>>213044598 (OP)
They are just legally distinct Charlie's Angels, so it technically already happened. Worked OK.

It did and it was the first act of Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

>>213045890
No Netflix

>>213045938
there was a goblin though

>>213045890
Because redheads were the 90s and early 2000s version of diversity.

>>213045513
That's some fanart. In the show she's a stick.

rip dtiberius

>those days when you pretend to be sick so you could stay home on a school day and jack off to Totally Spies all day

Good times...

>>213045841
Good. I don't want AIDS

>>213044598 (OP)
>current year +10
>(((hollywood))) allowing women to be cool and fashionable
the unfuckable hags in the writers room and casting would ruin this even though its a movie only other women would bother going to see

>>213045513
>Just take away the DFC that gives her value so you're just left with a subpar face that can't emote.

>>213046327
what is "the dfc"

>>213047057
means "lurk more"

>>213045732
This but the opposite

>>213044598 (OP)
Redheads are literally banned from Hollywood by old bitter jewesses.

>>213045695
>Xochitl
aztec ahh name

>>213044598 (OP)
Will Ferrell thinks so
https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/totally-spies-live-action-tv-series-amazon-will-ferrell-banijay-1236038247/

>>213047916
>will ferrell baily jay
wat

>>213044598 (OP)
Back in the early 00's, yes. Today no.

>>213044598 (OP)
When I was a kid I was under the impression that the series took place in France (I knew that the series was french and I didn't pay much attention to the story), so in my mind Alex was just french with southern european phenotype.

>>213044598 (OP)
Alex is sexo

>>213048776
I thought she was some sorta SEA brown asian

>>213046020
this, my bigot mom used to seethe at seeing "so many" redheads on tv and still does whenever one's on screen

>>213048962
urgh! my urge to colonize...

>>213049933
Why?

>>213045406
>lets make Totally Spies
>but instead of
>black loli
>boss loli
>lewd loli...
>let's cast
>monke
>junkie
>granny-face

>>213048962
is she spic or slant I can't tell

>>213050181
Japan did it years before in 1997.

>>213050340
go on...

>>213050369
It was kind of shit. Low budget, some bad SFX, mediocre acting. TV movie tier. In fact it might have been a tv movie/pilot.

>>213045513
no dude, isabela moner or whatever her name is.

>>213050164
she believes it's forced diversity

>>213050245
Slant?

>>213050590
I can't really comprehend it

>>213050600
he meant slope

>>213044598 (OP)
If i admitted to watching this as a kid, would it be a problem? I had a crush on the green one

>>213050245
According to lore she's part Latinx, part filipino

>>213050700
It's not a problem but you should know that she definitely spent time in the villain's lair brainwashed to believe herself to be a empty, mindless blow up doll and serviced all the henchmen in all her holes until the other spies got there and saved her.

>>213044598 (OP)
>yellow
>red
>green
no blue? hmm
>>213050181
>red
>blue
>purple (red+blue)

I'm not saying it's aliens but it's most definitively some /x/ tier shit going on here

Please more cute pictures