>accidentally misstype 'tv' in address bar
>stumble upon an entire board dedicated to discussion of "people" streaming as childlike anime girls with the help of modern technology
>hundreds if 300 reply threads filled by unbelieveable fucking losers discussing the intricacies of konichiwa-sas-tan-chan's latest 4h video

there are horrors in this world that our prececessors could not possibly fathom

>prececessors

>>213045189 (OP)
seethe

>>213045189 (OP)
Which board

are you dyslexic by any chance?

>>213045189 (OP)
welcome, may I serve you my cock to suck

I have a 2 year old son. My greatest fear is that one way or another he will fall for this animu shit or some other internet bullshit that turns young men into shut in neckbeards. There is really hardly a way to protect kids from that in the modern world.

>>213045189 (OP)
I don't get the concept either. These broccoli heads are into some weird shit.

>>213045510
Ignorance is a bliss, anon.

>>213045660
>broccoli heads

They are fat hapas and troons, anon.

>>213045189 (OP)
yeah it really is too bad pedophiles aren't hung

>>213045596
You could try being a good type model you absolute retard

>>213045752
It's too profitable

>>213045840
even gay ben caters to them

I wish we could have an eceleb or camwhore board
vt is so cucked. same thing but you can't even see them naked

>>213045596
You could try not raising your kids with screens. Crazy right?

>>213045189 (OP)
new boards are rarely made these days, but there's a very good reason why vt was created
vtube fans are right up there with asmr enthusiasts and ponybros
I suspect there's actually a big overlap

>>213045596
Get your kid into sports from early age.

>>213045596
Don't let him have a smart phone until he's 16
Enroll him in rec sports league as young as possible, but avoid American Football

Major scandal in the vtuber community right now. The main vtuber management agency is combusting after having been exposed as scamming lying pieces of shit. They stole from Ironmouse's charity for fuck's sake!

>>213045596
Buy him some high quality lingerie

>>213045722
Broccoli heads = zoomers

>>213046027
There are a lot of sports guys into retard weebshit these days. They have vtubers singing and pitching at baseball games and both the audience and the players love that shit.

>>213045189 (OP)
It is genuinely disturbing and sad. These men will never have a real gf, never have kids, etc. They're being oneshotted by men pretending to be anime girls

>>213045189 (OP)
I saw the words "unbelieveable fucking losers" and I thought this was a thread to shit on the subhumans in the /ftl/ and /bb/ generals. Shame it's just about vtumors.

>>213046127
it's evil to reproduce though
and they use up lots of your money

>>213045596
>shut in neckbeards
That's so 2011 gramps, animu turns you into a tranny faggot now.

>>213045660
humans are degrading at rates I thought would take centuries only in a few generations, watching anime troons plunge to depths I haven't even fathomed has truly been a pleasure
quite literally zero of those freaks are reproducing, mind boggling really
even the gook nations they worship will cease to exist in my lifetime because of their pedophilic ways

>>213046010
>I suspect there's actually a big overlap
as a horsefucker I can assure you, /mlp/ dislikes /vt/ just as much if not more than you. /mlp/ hates 3dpd nohooves simps and that's what /vt/ is

its so fucking baffling to me that this actually exists. beyond all mockery. he most die-hard anime haters from back in the day could not come up with anything nearly as pathetic as a person who spends time starting at this shit for hours, let alone spend money on it

>>213045596
>he said on 4chan
No mirrors in your house?

>>213045189 (OP)
I never watch vtumours but saw a few post outside /vt/ a few days ago on some huge shitshow about one of their favorite jpeg getting married irl
I just thought to myself that if I ever got mad about a virtual jpeg getting married irl then I hope someone puts me out of my misery because I'm too far gone by that point as a man and as a human being

>>213046607
Scroll up to the top of the page where the name of the board is, see if it says 'tranime and gay shit for losers' or something entirely different, perhaps.

>>213046540
only vtuber I liked was the fighting game player romolla because she (a tranny btw) chose a sexy cow girl avatar with huge boobs that was very goonable
hate these "le cute anime girl" avatars. so gay

>>213046683
>Scroll up to the top of the page
okay, what do I win

>>213046540
What's really baffling is that the talent agency this vtuber was in has just imploded because they weren't paying anyone from talents to contracted artists to half a million US dollaridoos earmarked raised in a drive for charity and no one knows why or what the fuck was going on with the financials behind the scenes. They had like ten more people fully signed on for over a year that weren't even announced as part of the agency that were only found out to have signed contracts after everything exploded.
Money goes in, no money comes out. You can't explain that.

>>213046006
>>213046070
Is that even possible without homeschooling and social isolation? As soon as other kids show them their phones they'll desperately want one too. Then they could easily buy some other kid's old phone and just keep it secret. Surely you were able to trick your parents when you were a kid.
>in b4 i'll monitor them 24/7 until they turn 18

>>213045189 (OP)
those vtubers of yours aren't solid waltuh

>>213046070
>Don't let him have a smart phone until he's 16
this will just ostracize him and lead him here

It's so weird because obviously these are just Japanese men hiding behind these avatars pretending to be these guys waifus

Performative streaming is the lowest form of entertainment. Performative streaming by a middle aged man pretending to be a kawaiidesune teenage fox girl is subhuman form of entertainment, the kind of shit you'd put on TV for profoundly retarded children because they like the movement and squealing voice.

>>213045720
bliss in an adjective here, not a noun, so you don't say "a bliss"

>>213047008
Why do the Japanese do this? I'll look up some form of informational video or tour video or whatever, then on the side there's some anime girl avatar and a weird girly robovoice talking over it, when I know with some degree of certainty that the person making the video is indeed a Japanese man in his forties or fifities.

>>213046846
Kek

>>213045596
You're basically admitting you're a failure of a parent.

>>213045189 (OP)
The media market is, first and foremost, a market.
They have KPIs, patrons, and agendas.

These sluts aren’t like you.
They don’t act for the reasons you do.
Let the parasocial illusion collapse.

I'm surprised more people arent calling OP out for being a thirdie retard

>>213047008
>>213047018
>>213047131
this gets debunked in every one of these threads and you mouth-breathers just carry on with it like nothing happened

>>213047504
>NOOO MY WAIFUS ARENT MEN AND ALSO THEY ACTUALLY REALLY DO LOVE ME
What you have is called sunk cost fallacy. Just because you donated thousands of dollars doesnt mean you have to maintain the illusion that it has to work out with your middle aged malewaifu

>>213047504
The fact it's a woman instead of a man doesn't make it much less pathetic.

>>213045596
Set yourself as a great example for your son. Kids imitate what their parents do, not tell.

>>213045752
Why would they need to have large dicks?

>>213045825
A good role model, retard.

>>213047123
ignorance is a blissing*

>>213045840
lol. western world is doomed. japan won the 2nd world war, they were playing the long game but the cultural bomb turns out more effective than the atomic one.

>>213046540
is her claim to fame just being a cripple with an annoying voice that do charities constantly?

>>213046683
hey buddy, I know that you came here in 2016 because you heard 4chan was some kind of headquarters for "based" "groypers" or whatever, but this is a website for nerds and nerds like anime. if you have a problem with that you need to do us all a favor and leave.

>>213047651
>moving the goalposts
also, you're on a board for television and film and you have a problem with someone playing a character. I can't even comprehend how low your IQ is.

>>213047866
have some standards

>>213047866
I don't. I have a problem with simping for a character and having a parasocial relationship with one.

>>213047828
i came here from bb.com shortly after /fit/ was introduced, which is longer than you've been alive. always made fun of unfuckable weebs and will continue to do so and there is not a thing you can do about it faggot

>>213047779
The nuclear radiation that swept across those islands fried the Japanese brains and made anime happen. This is a monster of America's making.
More seriously, anime and its aesthetic originated from Disney shit like Bambi and Mickey so it is unironically America's fault.

>>213048017
>fitcel misccel calling someone unfuckable
kek

>>213048017
so you're still a tourist then. fuck off back to /fit/, jock.

>>213045596
Literally just go do outdoors stuff, enroll him into a sport when he’s of age, build his confidence by teaching skills, math, etc. are you retarded? Why do parents act like this? It’s not rocket science they learn from adults

Wish my dad was still alive so I could thank him for throwing out my naruto comics into the trash and pretty much forcing me to go to the prom. The fact that I could have slowly devoled into one of them fills me with such existential dread.

>>213047953
cute japanese women don't hate me and my culture, unlike 99% of people in hollywood, so, yeah actually I do have standards

>>213048188
Naruto is peak and prom is overrated so you’re still a faggot

>>213045722
>>213047930
kpop is for deranged SEA girls
vtubing is for deranged SEA boys

>>213048188
You're posting frogs on 4chan. Your dad was a failure and would be disappointed in you.

>>213046932
He can have a phone, just doesn't need to be smart
restricting unmonitored internet access is key before age 16

>Go to another board
>They act like an entirely different website in all the worst ways
Why do they even come here?

>>213048542
you talking about /fit/?

>>213046867
All kids will have secrets, but being involved daily will let you know if something big is up
If they're able to pull off a secret like that and not let it affect their grades or social interactions then they'll be ok anyways
If they can't pull it off without fucking up, you'll know

>>213048592
Take your pick, you'll find them

>>213047964
>it's actually just about the parasocial relationship, bro
then ban all arts and entertainment, since even minor celebrities end up with obsessed fans. actually just ban women. lots of women have had stalkers. must be something the women are doing.

>>213048773
>just ban women
Sounds good to me.

>>213047220
>>213047710
>>213048180
There is 100% effective way of preventing this in this day and age and being overly protective will only make him resent OP.

>>213046091
>The main vtuber management agency
PFFT
Vshojo?
Main?
LOLLL

>>213045189 (OP)
things that didn't happen just like you having sex

>>213045596
Put him up for adoption.

>>213048827
We aren't talking about sheltering him. Just fuckng take him camping and learn sports and shoot guns. Don't blame other people when you dont want to be a role model.

>>213045596
Get your kids into kpop and kdrama as early as possible. Koreaboo is more respectable than being a filthy weeb.

I've never been to /vt/ but I hear they're all SEAmonkeys

>>213050284
>shoot guns
Terrible hobby for a potential autist, he's not gonna meet girls that way, only fellow autists and boomers.

t. firearm instructor

>>213045189 (OP)
And it STILL isn't even close to the worst board on the site.

>>213050557
>isn't even close to the worst board on the site.
/mlp/?

I have the same reaction about this place's fishtank threads and the serious discussion of youtube movie reviewers. I can't decide which one's of the latter are more pathetic, the ones that do the two people parasocial dialogs or just the 2 hour voiceover autism.
I cannot imagine what kind of person watches these

>>213050746
Most autistic and degenerate, maybe, but worst? Not even close. /mlp/ is one of the few boards that's been spared the great normalfag invasions happening since 2016.

>>213050823
So which is it then?

>>213051092
/k/. all nafo trannies

>>213051092
/lgbt/ is an obvious one that shouldn't even exist.
/b/ is a good contender, pretty sure it's nothing but nigger dicks at this point.
Saying /trash/ probably counts as cheating.

>>213051249
At least those act like containment boards and their users stay there unlike the poltroons who come and shit up this place

>>213045189 (OP)

One time I browsed /trv/ for hours until I realized I'm not on /tv/. I thought people were just shitposting a bit more in a comfy way.
Granted, a couple of threads were about travel documentaries so it wasn't immediately apparent.

>>213045596
His dad posts on 4chan thats not great for the odds.

>>213047008
I never understood this allegation. Half the population is women and there's a lot of money in this of course actual women are desperately competing to do it.

>>213045752
Says the one from /tv/

>>213052558
Because playing videogames is more of a man thing to do, and female streamers typically rely on their "I am a girl teehee" to great effect when it comes to generating revenue. So a normal looking male videogamer who wants to make a career out of streaming would absolutely be served well by posing as a moe anime slut.
And similarly, if you watch actual Japanese YouTube channels, admitted men using girl anime avatars with fake girl voices is absolutely a thing, and it stands to reason that they would apply the same thing to their streamerslop content.
The sad part is that fans of this shit care so deeply because they get good feelings thinking that they're supporting a real girl behind the fake girl, and even though they won't admit it, that's 99% of why they watch that garbage. I'm a toon porn fan, and I do not care that the overwhelming majority of animated pornography is drawn by men, and that most hot female characters were designed by men.

>>213045189 (OP)
It's a sad state of affairs. It's tempting to mock them, but keep in mind that no insult you could throw at them could be more humiliating than their own lives.

>>213045596
t.pedo

>>213053673
that's how most people feel about everyone on 4chan

>>213052558
>Half the population is women
Women don't need to sit there and watch a cute avatar so simulate socialization. This whole concept started in Asia where lonely men came home after work and ate their dinner in front of the computer, watching women streamers eat food or just talk into the camera, just to feel like they had companionship in their lives. Not even the biggest femcel has to resort to that. At worst, an uggo woman will always have other female friends that want her around to look good in comparison. And even then she'll have desperate betas trying to woo her once in a while.