>"You can't change the rules just because you don't like how I'm doing it!"
Honestly how it feels to post here most of the time

It was worse before the hack. The guy who did it humbled the fuck out of the mods

>>213045649
"Off topic garbage" should not be a legitimate ban excuse.

I ordered a sandwhich?!?

>>213045689
i get banning someone for making an off topic, but the jannys were so trigger happy handing out 3 days to people just replying. the thread wouldnt have 80 replies if you did your fucking job and stopped ignoring reports.

>make a thread about a highly known movie or /tv theme, element or quote
>mods don't get it cause they're media illiterate
>get banned

>>213047142
We can't even post CRUST memes apparently. I was in a thread before that got nuked. Why is laughing about an actual TV series having a gay scene not /tv/ related?

>>213045600 (OP)
I thought we could say whatever the HELL we want

>>213046952
the logic is everyone replying to an off-topic thread is equally responsible for off-topic threads. this works with cp but with off-topic its just the mods not doing their jobs and getting angry at others.

there's also the fact the hack revealed they actively protected some off-topic threads.

>>213047445
>they actively protected some off-topic threads.
just look at the catalogue on v. hentai porn threads that have nothing to do with video games are always allowed there.

Typical Jew moment, everything must be subverted, Obviously for normal haunted house visitors (as in normal white people) going around cursing and saying ass shit cum is just unthinkable, hence there's no need to make a full list of things not to be said. But the Jew, based on his tradition of tearing everything down, even the laws of his own god, slowly starts to chip away at the seams of that unwritten social contract, just like a rat.

I’m not doing anything wrong. We’re allowed to post a little porn on /tv/

>>213047142
Some boards are a lot worse. Go to /ck/ and you can barely post anything without getting banned. Last time I visited years ago I got banned for posting this webm in a thread about Italian food

>>213047670
good. everyone's seen that webm and everyone knows why you posted it.

>>213047711
Hit a little too close to home, huh?

They have at least chilled out with the no racism rule which on its own is fucking absurd. I actually got a month ban for "racism" for calling the makers of hot pockets "kikes" on /ck/ but I appealed and said that it's obviously just a joke, Im not targeting Jewish people and calling them a slur I'm just being hyperbolic for comedic effect, and they unbanned me.

>>213047762
thanks for proving the point.

>>213047670
>>213047788
/ck/ is one of the few stable non shit post filled boards and the mods are very protective of that. It's really annoying when theres a recipie thread and some faggot has to go DURRR WHAT IF I PUT IT IN MY BUTT THOUGH HUR HUR HUR for attention

>>213047142
If it's anything made before 2015 it's almost guaranteed. The jannies are like 18-19

>>213047914
It's a no-fun-allowed zone. If that's the only thing you crave there are a thousand better places on the internet for you to find and discuss recipes

>>213047670
>>213047711
>>213047762
Spoonfeed me. I think I visited a couple of times years ago but is that webm making fun of bald people or something?

>>213047914
i went on /ck/ once and the vibe was really weird and hostile

>>213047914
>no jokes allowed
>on 4chan

>>213048192
>I need to make every conversation my personal standup hour

Fuck you

>>213047985
That sounds awesome, actually.

>>213048147
probably because the rest of 4chan knows that it's basically a board filled with only redditors and go there to fuck with them for that specific reason

>>213048350
If that sounds great there's another site you'll definitely love more than 4chan. It's called Reddit

There is a tendie mod on /v/ who will straight up ban you for criticizing Nintendo lol. /tv/ isn't THAT bad

>>213048402
calling things "reddit" has been so completely overused by ESLs and shitposters it just means "good" now.

>>213048438
seems like they went hard on all consolewar faggotry a few years ago.

>>213048452
>reddit known for banning anyone who goes even slightly off-topic
>anon says /ck/ banning anyone who goes slightly off-topic sounds awesome
>"ackshually calling things reddit is overused"

Try to use your brain for once

>>213048438
i got a 3 day ban from v once for calling pokemon dogshit.

If any board should be free of shit posting it's /ck/. We're trying to make delicious meals you fucking assholes. You're literally trying to shit where you eat. Keep your dumb edgy reddit humor out of our kitchen.

>>213048538
reddit as a pejorative is seated in enforced groupthink via up/down voting.

>>213048121
It's making fun of americans and brits for not appreciating italian food without destroying it with too much cheese and shit.

Big fat load of posts then.

>>213048575
Have a negroni. Have two.

>>213047914
>no shit posts
Yea the fast food threads are great!

>>213047985
Name 3

>>213048703
Yeah the fast food can be a little embarrassing but it's still food and people want to know if it's good or not. You can't be so elitist and not allow food that common people eat to be discussed

>>213048575
>can't even talk about eating lobster on airplanes without getting banned
Grim

>>213045600 (OP)
You actually have to make good posts, I'm sorry. Just because you can say fuck and shit and big load of cum and jizz doesn't mean you're doing it well.

>>213048906
How did they get all that past the tsa?

>>213048948
You can bring food through security. Just no liquids

>>213048906
God, Americans are so annoying

>>213047309
Good. I hope all u people get banned

Getting a 3 day ban on 4chan for saying the n-word is fucking dystopic bullshit. "Racism outside of /b/", fucking fuck off. Meanwhile /tv/ has 50 threads full of B4skin R0berts (I don't even want to allude to it, but I digress) spamming, but I am the honest poster who gets a 3-day for saying a fucking word, on 4chan. No one got a 3-day ban for that in 2008. Didn't happen in 2012. Things were better here then.

>>213049153
there's a guy on /v/ who posts literally thousands of images a day of him with a video game character because he believes this will eventually get him the video game character as a real life wife. he also spams youtube and twitter with this. this is the level of mental illness mods will just tolerate.

>>213047670
They’re the second most cucked mods on this site and they always ban you from the whole site, like nigger just ban me from the board whose rules I broke.

The most cucked mods are /tg/. I wanted to see what that dice thing was so I went to the very last thread in the catalogue typed “test” and saged it. Within 3 minutes they had globally banned me for posting off topic or some shit.

The ghost community on Reddit hates this sketch because people reenact it all the time during ghost tours now lel

>>213045600 (OP)
I don't LIKE THAT

>>213049337
good.

>>213049350
>trolling actual haunted houses

that's a good way to get a vengeful spirit to haunt you forever

>>213049407
Surely there has to be one haunted house where the ghost actually blasted out of the wall and had a huge cumshot.

I've found the trick to shitposting is to do it in the the threads. If you OP a shitpost you are asking for trouble but within a thread it doesn't bother the mods as much

I don't know why people give /tv/ mods a hard time. Compared to other boards they're great. Most of the time they actually allow the discussions to stray a little off-topic which has always been what made 4chan fun. Just don't go fully off-road

>>213049153
Racism is never acceptable

I've gotten a few 3 day bans for posting about my love and adoration for Dafne Keen's tastefully kempt bush. But I won't stop. I will never stop.

>>213049479
They’re always banning me for posting Emma Myers. I think the sight of a truly beautiful real woman triggers them.

>>213049536
or its actor/actress discussion irrelevant to roles, but whatever fuels your delusions.

Or for posting a woman’s breasts in films. Like it’s actually a scene from a film it’s not pornography- so we can discuss films and tv but only certain films and tv?

>>213049578
it's still not safe for work though

>>213049577
That’s called “rule I’m hiding behind”

>>213049601
What are you talking about? That's just an egg from my game. I'm not in trouble at all.

>>213049536
It’s hard being Soapyfag too

>>213049611
its been the main rule on /tv/ for over a decade because the celebrity obsessed are delusional retards.

>>213048906
God, Americams are so annoying.

>>213048575
Unfortunately newfags think every board is /b/ and that they can shit them up with worthless off topic posts and threads. There aren't enough oldheads left to teach them board culture either so their behavior goes largely unchecked.

>>213048575
Come on dude, just put some turmeric on the sushi. It's delicious. Please bro, you gotta believe me

Do any of these fuckers ever come out of the fucking IRC and fucking ban everyone?

>>213051067
>board culture
this is just what cancer started calling itself when there was more of it than anything else.

>>213050585
Get lobstered, virgin

it's interesting, the posts

5+ months ago
>Getting banned once a week
Make same quality posts
>Haven’t been banned in months
???

>>213051329
No. They don't.

I haven't had a postgasm in years

>>213047670
Based parmesan chad

>>213048575
None of you basement niggers actually know how to cook or have actual real taste. This is the last place I'd come for recipes

>>213047357
Isn't that the point of this place? They clearly give the marketing teams free reign to post whatever at almost anything at high frequency just to push out threads. They also remove threads that are human and not marketing.

>>213045649
and thats a good thing.

That being said the hack made me realize how much this site has stagnated. Maybe its just the soulles shit age we live in but even post 2016 nu-chan was more interesting than it is now. Can you honestly tell me /tv/ hasn't been the same threads over and over for 5 years.All it is now is a bunch of bitter faggots who contribute nothing

>>213048579
Reddit is a disgusting machine. Even worse than here.

>>213045600 (OP)
The problem is how inconsistent the mods are with enforcing the rules. I'll randomly get banned from the entire site for saying nigger sometimes.

>>213048579
>a group of people not liking something and voicing their opinion about it was invented by reddit

chat, is this real?

>>213053572
4chan is a collection of people who dont quite fit in. Now imagine giving a small group of them power

>>213048147
You get the same kind of schizophrenic psychopaths on every board that want to start a fight over nothing because their lives are fucking trash.

>>213053572
JANNNIES!!!

>>213053588
you know damned good and well that's not what was said

>>213053464
anything is better than tripfags. well, except eceleb bullshit.

>>213045600 (OP)

Nude Egg

>>213053219
the joke is astroturf is actually illegal in the US. advertising must be labeled as such.