>Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.

>kys

>>213050029 (OP)
>Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar.
Is 4 PM early or something? Where I live pubs are already pretty crowded by then

>>213050029 (OP)
The negroni it's on its way

>>213050029 (OP)
He didn’t say it. Some faggot on a forum did.

>>213050029 (OP)
Is this supposed to be funny? Why do you keep posting the same shitty threads over and over again? Ask me how I know your eyes are brown.

>>213050126
He's talking to hipsters, not normal working people. Those hipsters would never step foot into that bar if no one cool was there to see them, they gotta show u fashionably late. The usual 4pm crowd at bars, at least near me, is just sad men who don't talk and are just killing time to avoid being around the family they've grown to hate. And they sure as hell don't know what negroni is.

>>213050029 (OP)
>drink cigarette ash covered coffee while eating a whole baguette

>>213050029 (OP)
Go to the Standard hotel to meet your satanist friends. Take speed. Shoot heroin. Explore the space. See Adam Schiff screaming and running down the hallway dressed as a woman after having raped a black boy who overdosed. Say a nervous hello to the cleanup creeps. Get suicided.

>>213050029 (OP)
Go to a bodega, have a shitty coffee, have two, spit in the eye of that Mumford and Son looking motherfucker, don’t consider coffee a lifestyle, just consider it a beverage

>>213050235
And now it's his most famous quote.

>>213050029 (OP)
Always has someone ready to take a pic of him being faggy as possible

>hold on let me set the baguette, coffee, and cigarettes to show I'm sophisticated but I got a bit of a bad side too >:)

Have a drink combo, have two.

>>213050235
are you retarded ? he's clearly referencing bourdains quote on BOURDAIN DAY

>>213050306
Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you
Have a negroni,
Have two

>>213052300
>Have a negroni,
>Have two
I have fucked a few black chicks in my time. I love the Big Black BOOBA.