Ozzy, the Hulkster and good ol' Chuck Mangione would make for a great adaptation

>>213052869
Wait, the pedos or the kids? Guess there isn't a "right" answer.

>>213052869
This is a more historically accurate representation

>>213052918
Why not both?

White people are satanic and need to be eradicated

>>213052778 (OP)
oh wow, a bunch of white guys how surprising

>>213053011
yeah, brown people never get caught doing that. right, Mohammad?

>>213053045
majority of child sex offenders are predominantly whitoids

>>213053011
middle guy is a beaner lmao

>>213053007
they worship a fictional character? thats fickin wierd yeah

>>213052778 (OP)
>Alabama
Not surprised

>>213053045
no not really, we just rob you and kill you we don't chain up girls with shock collars

there has never been a black josef fritzl

true detective?

>>213053083
only because whites made it illegal, standard practice in the middle east

>>213052778 (OP)
>it was their own kids
Even these inbred hicks are breeding, what is your excuse?

>>213052778 (OP)
they'd fit in with the hicks from True Detective

>>213052778 (OP)
i'm not edgy enough to find this funny

>>213053011
>>213053045
>>213053084
Here are their names.

>woodchipper
>feet first
>extra slow belt speed
Simple as.