good job dealing the cards bro.
here is a $500,000 tip.

>>213053647 (OP)
Do dealers get taxed on their tips?

yes, tipping is a class signal, it's not actually supposed to correlate 1:1 with quality or difficulty of the job. you tip because you have money and the easiest way to prove it is to just give it away in public

>>213053647 (OP)
I defend this movie from the haters on /tv/ but the poker scenes are so stupid. They needed to consult a pro player.

>>213053788
They probably did and he trolled them with this idiot setup.

>tipping
kek

>>213054426
>I stay

>>213053788
>haters on /tv/
This is THE /tv/ approved james bond flick thou

>>213053719
this anon gets it
https://youtu.be/zrDLP-_D6zY?si=VFNlcAccmjx-XmLI

>>213053719
euros will never understand this

Your move, Mr Bond.

>>213053719
>>213055856
tip... whom? whomever benefits your needs? a waiter for bringing you water? what about a road paver? electrical worker? farm shit flinger? deep sea intercontinental optical cable maintainer? answer americucks

>>213056983
anyone who personally serves you like a waiter or a dealer or a barber. it's not hard to understand

>>213056983
When I go to casinos I usually play craps. I will tip the dealers if and only if

>I win a bunch of money
>they are funny/entertaining/nice

I never feel obligated to tip, it’s more like a “I’ve had fun, here’s a little something”. If I lose money then sure as shit I’m walking away from the table without even saying “bye”

>>213053647 (OP)
It's taxpayers money bro. It's either going to Henri the Dealer or to Israel-your choice

>>213057027
>>213057081
I see. when someone does their job and you see them, you may feel obliged to tip. if someone does their job and you don't see them, you don't tip. am I correct?

>>213056983
Tip someone who serves you at your convenience. A waiter, a valet, a hotel concierge, a barman, a barber, a taxi driver. Of course you would have to be able to afford these services to begin with.

>>213056983
>whom
>whomever
Please shut the fuck up

>>213057164
tip... who? whoever benefits your needs? a waiter for bringing you water? what about a road paver? electrical worker? farm shit flinger? deep sea intercontinental optical cable maintainer? answer americuck

>>213055856
>Be teenager working in garden nursery
>Help German lady find the flowers she’s looking for
>She just starts handing me money
On the contrary they tip you for just being American, it’s really weird.

>>213055856
Europeans tip, you chink retard. It's just not mandatory.

>>213057132
it's more about the job being about YOU. when you are waited on at a restaurant that waiter is working for your pleasure specifically and right in front of you.

>>213057232
Thanks

>>213057288
hmm I see, thank you for clarifying
>>213057303
*tips fedora

>>213053647 (OP)
good job building the gorilla nest sammy heres a seed oil cookie

>>213055768
>I rebelle

>>213053788
What haters? It's widely considered to be the only good Craig movie.

>>213053680
Yeah, that's why most of them are circumcized

Tipping, from what I understood, was simply because restaurants have razor thin margins so they figured they could offset costs through waitresses, so that they'd serve harder for tips. Knocking 2 birds with one stone.

Somewhere along the lines we fucked up. Tips are now everywhere they shouldn't be. And waitresses are paid a living wage on-top of tips so restaurants are shutting down.

>>213056983
It's not that hard to understand
If you're checking out at the grocery store you tip the checker
You tip the greeter on your way out
You tip the parking lot attendant as you leave
When you have to pay your registration (a property tax that pays for road maintenance) you make the check out to an extra 20% to tip the road guys.
Stop pretending to be stupid

>>213057027
I understand tipping a percentage of a bill but how does it work with hotel porters and shit. Is there an accepted minimum?

>>213053788
theres a clip of Mads talking about how he told them how ridiculous the hands were and they didnt care. its more "cinematic" to get royal flushes and shit apparently

weet ik

>>213058458
you just slip them a 5, 10, 20. whatever your wealth can afford or how delighted by the service you are. just don't give dollars in 2025

>>213053680
All tips are considered income. This also goes for bartenders/servers/exotic dancers, etc. If your tips are collected by the house and distributed on your paycheck, they will be 100% taxed since that income is automatically reported to the IRS. If you get your tips in cash, you will be responsible for reporting that income to the government. Some people chose to fudge the numbers a bit. While you *could* choose not to declare tips, it's a really good way to eventually get audited if the IRS happens to pay attention to the fact that you work in a tipping industry but never seem to make any. Whlie audits are less likely for lower income people, they are not impossible and they can go back as far as 5 years.

>>213058461
Bond won the final hand with a regular Straight Flush, 5 to 10 of Spades, not a Royal Flush.

>>213058461
>>213058646
4 to 8.

You've wiped my board Mr. Bond, but in my hand I have a trump card you've just now made active and I discard Mulcharmy Fuwalos. But that's not all, I activate my March Hare in hand and banish White Binder in my graveyard and pay a paltry 900 life points to special summon her and draw another card. Oh, and I activate White Binder's effect and banish White Rabbit, Red Ransom and Hearts Crypter and activate their respective effects. Please, continue your turn, and do be mindful of the Code of Soul in my graveyard

The difference between a good dealer and a bad dealer is like night and day. I'd definitely throw some money to a good dealer or even just a decent one if I won big.

>>213056983
You tip service staff.
Both >>213057027 and >>213057135 got it right.
In case you actually aren't from the States, aren't trolling, and legitimately don't know:
20% is customary. Anything less is either making a statement about your dissatisfaction or flat out rude. Move the decimal point over to the left one place and multiply by 2. You can round the number to the nearest dollar if you want. Rounding up is polite. While rounding down isn't really that big a deal, when we're talking a few cents, it's kind of a cheap move.

If the total bill is $74.60, to calculate the tip you move the decimal point over so its $7.46, then multiply by two. You get $14.92. I'd just round up to $15. More likely, would leave $15.40 just so the total paid is an even $90.00. You don't have to do that, but you should leave a minimum of $14.92 so the total will be $89.52. If the experience was really good, or you felt staff went above and beyond, or you need to apologize for some sort of faux pas, or you feel like flashing cash, feel free to tip more. If you're a regular at a place, being known to be a good tipper is a smart idea (though don't tip extra expecting a quid pro quo).

Some people dislike how tipping increases the cost of a bill, but it's just part of the culture in the States. Build it into your costs. If 20% is going to break the bank, then don't get the service.

>>213058646
i played like >100k hands of poker back in 2011 and saw like <5 straight flush ever lol

>>213059350
I don't know man, that seems wrong. I don't play that much poker and I've probably seen it more often than that.

>>213056983
You tip staff when there are other high class people near you (per >>213053719). Restaurants have other potentially rich customers so you tip there. A road paver may have other road pavers nearby (poor people you aren't trying to impress), so you don't tip.

>>213053647 (OP)
Idiot from Northern Europe

>>213053680
Not in Monaco.

you only tip dealers if you win. if you're at a table and you win like 10k you would feel stupid not giving at least a little to the dealer. it's like an unspoken thing to say "hey thanks for helping me win" even if it's just luck

>>213053680
Not in the U.S. anymore! Thank you President Trump!

>>213058461
Final hand has
>Ace high flush
>Full house 8A
>Full house A6
>Straight flush 4-8
I wonder what the odds of a single game having those hands is?

>>213059689
In my country they're not allowed to take anything, at least at the big casinos. Might be different in the high-roller rooms but my $50 tip when I won $2000 at poker after a couple of hours was declined by the dealer who said they're not allowed and are watched.

>>213053647 (OP)
good luck cashing it out

>>213059699
not even true, it is only for income under $25k lmao

>>213058461
normied dont know shit. thats why that side character is explaining every little thing to Eva
>omg! theres 80 billion in the pot. This is Bonds last chance to call the bluff!

>>213059822
it's rare but not that rare. they call it a "cooler" when everyone has insanely good hands.

>>213058461
It's a Bond movie, it's supposed to be over the top. It isn't the most ridiculous thing happening in it.

>>213060016
In retrospect it's hilarious they think so little of their audience they have Mathis commentate everything that's happening.

its not even usually about a good dealer or bad dealer,

or, more accurately, a 'good dealer' is one where they were dealt a hand where they won, which is retarded

besides that, most gamblers tip dealers out of concern for 'luck' because they are retarded

t. have gambled at poker in casinos and have given a dealer a tip when i won

>>213059933
I'm basically going to not believe you.

>>213060170
it's not permanent, it only lasts until 2028, they did give all the rich people permanent tax cuts though so hurray for them!

You can't deduct more than 25k in tips from your taxes, and most people living off tips ain't making 25k in them lol, and if you earn over 150k you don't get the deductions at all

though I guarantee a bunch of people earning six figures under 150k will figure out a way to convert part of their salary to "tips" to avoid taxes, probably some loophole in this thing.

Is casino dealing a good job? It seems like it could be fun and you basically are invincible if some uppity guy gets wind of your house-favoritism because of the ridiculous security force these places have

>>213058461
I'd only object to the hands if they were played in some stupid or contrived manner. Like imagine if instead of Bond winning by just playing his hand well against others he just doesn't even look at his cards and just goes all in and ends up getting four aces or something.

Bond movies should have ridiculous sequences like that final hand. The parkour chase at the start is a perfect example. Even a skilled person would've gotten themselves killed a dozen times during it but both Bond and his target do insane shit like jump blindly through holes in the ground, down elevator shafts, random holes in walls and whatever. It looks cool so that's what the movie is.

Post kino gamblers.

Does anyone really get such high tips as a dealer? The dealer wouldn't have to work his whole life in no time.

>>213056677

>>213057287
Yeah the difference in Euroland is that 10% is considered generous because they actually be paid enough without tips where as American waiters would be pissed about anything below 15. Only happened one time where a waiter in Sweden flat out refused to accept tips because because he got kinda mad and said he's not a beggar who needs handouts or something. I guess I'll keep my money then.

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>>213061016
Whales might tip you a few hundred at a time, maybe some thousands if they're really generous. Half a million is an insane tip and Bond basically only did it because its not even his money.